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Born on December 12, 1983, in an ordinary worker's family. From the age of 1 to 5, he had no idea who he was or what he did. At the age of 6, he was forcibly sent by his parents to Class 2, Grade 1, of a factory-run elementary school. , started his reading career in the children's song "I go to school, I am not late every day, the bird sends me, early and early, why do you carry a small schoolbag". . . .

First grade of primary school:

When I took off my pants in front of my female classmates, the female classmates called me a little gangster

Teacher’s Quotation: "You are not afraid of gangsters, you are afraid of gangsters." Culture! So you must study hard, make progress every day, and strive to be a "literate, knowledgeable, talented" four-year-old gangster! Photographing female classmates!

Teacher’s Quotes: "Don’t hit her, don’t scold her, torture her with your emotions! This is the highest level of teasing girls. You have to work hard to improve your teasing taste."

Third grade of elementary school:

I touched my female classmate’s face, but the female classmate scratched my face!

Teacher's Quotes: "Love is precious, but life is even more valuable. The green hills left behind are not afraid of running out of firewood! Remember, cherish life and stay away from beauties!"

Fourth grade of primary school:

Took the hand of a female classmate, but was rejected, and her academic performance plummeted!

Teacher's Quotations: "There are thousands of Chinese people, and if one fails, they will be replaced. What you didn't pick is just a flower in the spring. The whole spring still belongs to you. Don't be discouraged. Fight and fail. Repeated defeats! ”

Grade 5 of elementary school

I failed to tease my female classmate, but got teased instead!

Teacher's Quotes: "Boys are not gangsters and have abnormal development. If you are molested by a girl, it means you have a better future than the average boy.

Grade 6 of primary school, this grade of Yichang Primary School Those who ranked 38th were sent to Nanjie Middle School in the county (out of 40 people graduated) to start their middle school career.