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What interesting things happened when we broke up?
Let's talk about me and my boyfriend first. We are not married, but we have lived together, the kind of living together in advance. However, due to work reasons, I sometimes travel, and it is normal to come back after a business trip for a day or two. I always thought that our relationship was very good, but I never imagined that one day he would personally put a green hat on me.
I'm going on a business trip that day. Before I left, I told him that this business trip might take a little longer. Actually, I lied to him on purpose. My purpose is to give him a surprise. I think the relationship between two people should be romantic and surprising, so I plan to surprise him without saying hello before coming back. However, I had no idea that this made me see something I shouldn't have seen.
When I got home, I quietly walked into the door, and then I opened the door with my key. I felt something was wrong when I opened the door. There is a pair of women's shoes on the ground, so I will go forward. At this time, the two people inside have noticed that something is wrong and there is a voice of dressing. I was shocked when I walked into the bedroom. It was really two people, my boyfriend and another woman, but to my surprise, the woman was lying there motionless. My boyfriend asked me why I came back without saying hello, as if nothing had happened.
I told him not to explain the point at this time. My boyfriend explained to me that the man next to me was a dummy, inflatable. At this time, he actually made such an IQ joke with me. I was furious and said, Dummy, right? Well, I want hot water now. The so-called dummy jumped up at the sound of boiling water, picked up his clothes and ran away.
At this time, I looked at my boyfriend and wanted to hear his explanation. Unexpectedly, he froze for three seconds, and then shouted, Oh, my God, the inflatable doll has become all right, and even ran away by itself.
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