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A joke "Dialogue between Ants and Mosquitoes"
The ant said, "Brother Mosquito, you are really carefree. If I can live a day like you, I am willing to die. "
"Where, where, what kind of life do I live? I can't compare with your stability. " Mosquito repeatedly shook his head and said.
"Don't be modest, look at you, how happy you are singing a ditty every day! But what about me? Life is so silent ... "At some point, the little ant's eyes turned red.
"Ant bro, why so pessimistic? Actually, I envy you. Look at you, you can come and go freely in the sun every day, climbing mountains for a while, visiting crazy parks for a while, eating, drinking and having fun all year round. Unlike me, you can't eat until evening. " At some point, the mosquito's mood also became heavy.
The little ant didn't seem to notice the change of mosquitoes, and said gloomily, "Brother Mosquito, look at my poor brother. He is busy all day, and he doesn't dare to be idle for a while, so he still can't eat for a day. " Alas, when will this poor life end? "
"Be content, brother. If I were like you, I wouldn't have to live in fear every day. Who wants to live a life of licking hair and drinking blood? "
Mosquito's comforting words don't seem to have much effect. The little ant sighed and said, "But when can I drink a mouthful of nutritious blood like you?"
When he said this, the little ant suddenly saw the mosquito move its wings as if to fly away. But then there was a loud noise, like thunder in the air. When I looked at the mosquito again, it was already stuck on a white wall with a pool of blood.
The little ant looked stupefied for a long time, and then crawled away slowly.
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