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What jokes are there between lovers that must not be played?

The first kind of joke: don't make fun of each other's parents.

When you are in love, you'd better not talk about your parents.

Everyone loves their parents and wants their parents to be respected and liked. When chatting, couples often can't distinguish between you and me, and sometimes they offend each other's parents without knowing it, which will leave a rift in each other's hearts.

Of course, it is also inappropriate to deliberately tease and offend the other parents. If you can't respect your parents, there is no need to be together at all.

In addition, when a husband and wife quarrel, don't talk about each other's parents, such as "Your mother didn't teach you" and "Your father is an asshole". I believe everyone will explode when they hear these words about their parents.

No matter how bad the parents of the object are, they are also his parents. He can spit on his parents, but as an outsider, don't talk nonsense, otherwise it is easy to have bad feelings with the object.

The second joke: you can't break up easily.

Some people say that people who often break up are actually the last people who want to break up. Just because there is no sense of security, I use "breaking up" to let the other party coax myself and prove that the other party still loves me.

As we all know, breaking up for three days is on the lips, and a little thing will break up. If you talk too much, your partner will be really tired. Tired and disappointed, I may really break up with you, which is definitely not the result you want.

In a love relationship, a mature adult should always control his temper.

If you really love each other and have each other in your heart, then don't break up impulsively when there are contradictions and differences, no matter how fierce the quarrel is. Calm down after the quarrel, think about your own reasons, and then think about whether the other party is wrong.

Don't put all the mistakes on each other and leave yourself clean, which will only make you more and more interested in walking into a dead end, which is not good for love.

The third joke: don't always talk about your predecessor.

Many men and women always like to talk about their predecessors, even if there are incumbents. Some show off how excellent their predecessors are, and some spit out how hateful their predecessors are. But whether it is showing off or spitting, it is not good for the current relationship.

Showing off your predecessor will make the incumbent feel that you are not satisfied with him, so you will miss your predecessor's goodness and make the incumbent feel inferior. Tucao's predecessor will make the incumbent feel that your character is very poor, and even feel that you have different opinions and break up with you.

Whether men and women have a new relationship, it is best to keep silent about the past relationship.

There is a saying that "a qualified predecessor should be dead", and quiet silence is the greatest respect for the incumbent.

Falling in love requires emotional intelligence and skills. Don't think that all jokes can be played. Some jokes will ruin your hard-won love.

Therefore, everything should be thought through the brain before coming out, so as not to hurt your partner.