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Zhou Zhen is superior to the classical China people in square meters.
Guang, Wei Wei was the general, and Yanmen attacked the Huns. Xiongnu soldiers destroyed the army and died, and Guangsheng. When Khan Su heard about Anyin, he said, "Li must arouse the students." Hu Ji is too wide, and if she is too wide, she will get hurt. He was widely gathered between two horses, and he was lying in a big net. Traveling for more than ten years, one side is a good Hu Er riding a horse, and the other side is a temporary Hu Gu riding a horse. Because he pushed the horse down and whipped it for dozens of miles with a bow, he stuffed the rest of the army into it. Xiongnu captured more than a hundred pursuers, and the width of the line was Hull bow, shooting at Ji Ji and Yi Gude ellipse.
Translation:
Wang Anyi turned Ang into a general and sent troops to attack Xiongnu. The Huns had many soldiers, and the army that defeated Li captured Li. Khan can always hear Li Xian ordering: "Be sure to give Lee a chance!" Li was injured and sick, and his cavalry was lying between two netted horses. Li Zhuang walked more than ten miles and caught a glimpse of a Xiongnu boy riding a good horse beside him. Li suddenly jumped into the Hunhe River and rewarded the pony. He took advantage of the Huns to push the boy, grabbed his bow and whipped the alley for dozens of miles. The two armies fought, and Guan led his troops into the village. The Huns sent hundreds of cavalry to chase him, and at the same time, they pointed the Xiongnu bow at the young cavalry in Li Run, so they ran away.
2. Zhou Zhen biography Zhang Classical Chinese translation: Guan, Wei as a general, Yanmen attacking Xiongnu.
Xiongnu soldiers destroyed the army and died, and Guangsheng. When Khan Su heard about Anyin, he said, "Li must arouse the students."
Hu Ji is too wide, and if she is too wide, she will get hurt. He was widely gathered between two horses, and he was lying in a big net. Traveling for more than ten years, one side is a good Hu Er riding a horse, and the other side is a temporary Hu Gu riding a horse. Because he pushed the horse down and whipped it for dozens of miles with a bow, he stuffed the rest of the army into it.
Xiongnu captured hundreds of pursuers, took Hull's bow wide, and shot after the plane. The Huns had many soldiers, and the army that defeated Li captured Li.
Khan can always hear Li Xian ordering: "Be sure to give Lee a chance!" Li was injured and sick, and his cavalry was lying between two netted horses. Li Zhuang walked more than ten miles and caught a glimpse of a Xiongnu boy riding a good horse beside him. Li suddenly jumped into the Hunhe River and rewarded the pony. He took advantage of the Huns to push the boy, grabbed his bow and whipped the alley for dozens of miles. The two armies fought, and Guan led his troops into the village.
The Huns sent hundreds of cavalry to chase him, and at the same time, they pointed the Xiongnu bow at the young cavalry in Li Run, so they ran away.
3. Translation of Classical Chinese in Zhou Guo Yi Zhuan
△ Zhou Dunyi, Zi Maoshu, from Yingdao County, Daozhou. Originally named Dunshi, it was changed to Dunshi because it avoided the old name of Yingzong. Due to the recommendation of Zheng Xiang, a bachelor of my uncle Longtuge, I made Fenning County Master Book. There is a case that has been delayed for a long time and has not been decided. After Zhou Dunyi took office, he was immediately clarified after only one trial. People in the county were surprised and said, "The old jailer can't compare with you!" " The minister recommended him and transferred him to Nan 'an to be the general manager of the army, Cao Shenjun. There is a prisoner who should not be sentenced to death according to the law, and the transshipment makes Wang Kui want to give him a heavy sentence. Wang Kui is a cruel and fierce bureaucrat. No one dares to argue with him. Dunyi argued with him alone. Wang Kui didn't listen, so Dunyi threw the boat home and planned to resign, saying, "How can you still be an official like this? I won't kill to please my superiors. " Wang Kui understood that the prisoner was saved.
Attached is a brief introduction of Zhou Dunyi to help you understand,,,,,,,,
Zhou Dunyi (1017—1073), whose original name was stocky, avoided the old British Sect and dared not change it. His name is Mao Shu, from Yingdao, Daozhou (now Daoxian, Hunan). With my uncle Zheng to Zheng Xiangyin, I got the official position. At the beginning, I was divided into Ning's main book, knowing Guiyang and Nanchang County, and was also the judge of Hezhou and Ganzhou. In the early years of Ning Dynasty, because his family was at the foot of Lotus Peak in Lushan Mountain, he moved to Guangdong, contacted the judge and set up some prisons in order to learn more about Nankang Army. There is a stream in front of the peak, named after Yingdao's former residence, and scholars call it Mr. Lianxi. Six years old, 57 years old. Dunyi was one of the founders of Taoism in Song Dynasty, and Cheng Hao and Cheng Yi were both famous. In the 13th year of Jiading (1220), Ning lived in Yuan Gong, posthumous title, and in the first year of Chunyou (124 1), Li Zong worshipped the Confucius Temple. He is the author of Tai Chi illustrations and general books. The History of Song Dynasty (Volume 427) has been handed down to this day. Zhou Dunyi's poems were based on Zhang Boxing's Lianji in Qing Dynasty, and were proofread by Dong Rong, Ji and Ge's Sikuquanshu Zhu Ying Gong Ji in Qing Dynasty. Poems outside the collection are attached to the end of the volume. Zhou Dunyi, the word Mao Shu.
He loved reading since he was a child and was quite famous in his hometown Daozhou Camp. People say that he is "ambitious, knowledgeable, practical and has the demeanor of the ancients."
Because of his extensive reading, Zhou Dunyi came into contact with many different kinds of ideas. He dabbled in Indian Buddhism from hundred schools of thought in the pre-Qin Dynasty to China in the Han Dynasty, which laid the foundation for him to study China's ancient wonderful book The Book of Changes and establish his innate world view.
At the age of fifteen, I went to Beijing with my mother and went to my uncle Zheng Xiang, who was studying in Longtuge at that time. This uncle is very kind to Zhou Dunyi and his mother.
When Zhou Dunyi was twenty years old, his uncle asked the emperor to play things and got him a position of supervising the country.
Zhou Dunyi worked hard during his tenure and won the hearts of the people. In life, Zhou Dunyi began to study the Book of Changes, and finally wrote his important book "Tai Chi Hui Yi Shuo". It puts forward a system of the origin of the universe.
Neo-Confucianism in Song and Ming Dynasties occupies an extremely important position in the history of China's philosophical thought. Neo-Confucianism in Song and Ming Dynasties was mainly based on Confucianism of Confucius and Mencius, which absorbed the essence of Taoism and Confucianism in many aspects and gradually became the dominant philosophical thought in China feudal society.
Zhou Dunyi was the founder of Neo-Confucianism in the Northern Song Dynasty. Zhou Dunyi's position was discussed in both Song and An: "After Confucius and Mencius, Han Confucianism only learned to pass on the classics. Sex has been whispering for a long time. " When Yuan Gong rose, he inherited it and then returned to Hengqu. Great Confucianists come forth in large numbers, and universities flourish. "
Yuan Gong here is Zhou Dunyi, and Yuan Gong was his posthumous title. This passage clearly affirmed Zhou Dunyi's position as the founder of Neo-Confucianism in the Northern Song Dynasty. He often travels with monks and Taoists, playing the piano and reciting poems.
His knowledge and tolerance also moved many people to follow him. Of course, the most famous ones are Cheng Yi and Cheng Hao.
Cheng Yi later recalled that when he was young, he was tired of the official career of the imperial examination because he listened to Zhou Dunyi's sermon. Determined to learn and explore the Confucian Saint Wang Zhidao.
After Zhou Dunyi's death, with the inheritance and development of Cheng Yi and Cheng Lin's philosophy, his reputation became bigger and bigger. In the Southern Song Dynasty, Zhou Dunyi's ancestral halls began to be established in many places, and people even held him to a position comparable to Confucius and Mencius, thinking that his "merits overshadowed Confucius and Mencius". Therefore, the emperors respected him as an ethics teacher.
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This is a translated history of the Song Dynasty. You can look at Di,,,,,,,,,
I hope it helps /Lishi 2005/ Songshi/
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4. Translate the original text of ancient Chinese: manage the name? Song Lian Li Yi, famous for respecting righteousness, is unique. Li Yi was famous for advocating morality at that time, and he especially liked to help those who were in trouble. Fan Jingchun, a native of Jinhua, works in the official department. He is ill and has no other relatives. People are indifferent to him and don't take him in. Fan Jingchun walked to Li Yi's door on crutches and told Li Yi, "Unfortunately, I was ill and people didn't take me in. I heard that your moral character is very noble. I am sick, can you lend me a bed? "
Yi Li agreed, asked him to sit down, quickly cleaned up a bright and comfortable room, put on a mattress and a stove, and let him rest in it. Li Yi found a doctor to feel his pulse and personally cook porridge and medicine for him. Holding his hand from morning till night and asking him about his pain is like serving your loved ones. Soon, Fan Jingchun was very ill and couldn't get up. Bedding is soiled by excrement and urine, dirty and smelly, inaccessible.
Li Yi scrubbed him every day, and he was not disgusted at all. Fan Jingchun said with tears, "I have given you trouble. I'm afraid I can't live any longer. I can't repay your kindness. There are more than 40 taels of gold and silver in my luggage. I hope you can pick it up yourself in the hotel where I used to stay. " Li Yi said: "It should be a human matter to help each other in the same boat. What do you want to repay? "
Fan Jingchun said, "If you don't take it, I'm afraid someone else will take it after I die. What are the benefits? " Li Yi invited her neighbors to go with her and came back with it. Li Yi opened the bag face to face, wrote down the number, sealed it and marked it. A few days later, Fan Jingchun died. Li Yi bought a coffin with his own money and buried Fan Jingchun in Jubaoshan, south of the city.
All sealed bags containing property are stored in his neighbor's house. Li Yi wrote to call his two sons. When the two sons came, Li Yi took out his luggage and returned it to them according to the account book. They gave him rice, but Li Yi refused to accept it. Instead, he gave them money to go home. People praised Yi Lee for this, and celebrities also liked to associate with Yi Lee.
Li Yi is famous for his kindness and anxiety. Jinhua Fan Jingchun is an official, suffering from illness and having no children. People are lazy, foch. The staff member was suspicious at the heel and told him, "It's a pity that I am ill and people don't want me to give up. Wen Junyi is very tall. Can you give me a sofa? " If you have doubts about your commitment, you can sit for a long time and quickly move out of a bright and cool room with a mattress stove to let you sleep.
Look at the pulse according to the doctor's sign, and bow your head is to boil medicine. Evening took him by the hand and asked him what he was suffering, such as serving relatives. When you are very ill, you can't get up, you can't go near it. It's not uncommon to suspect that the sun sees a face while scraping. Jingchun cried and said, "I'm tired of you." I'm afraid I won't be resurrected, and I can't repay my kindness. I have more than forty taels of gold and platinum in my pocket. I'll get it myself. "
Doubt said, "A friend in need is a friend indeed. How can a reasonable person repay a debt of gratitude?" Jingchun said, "If you don't take it off, what's the use of being afraid of others when I'm dead?" Doubt, I asked the people inside to bring them back together. Face-to-face contract, seal its number. A few days later, Jing Chun died unexpectedly. He suspected that he had bought a coffin with his private money and was buried in Jubaoshan, south of the city.
Take a sealed bag and send it to others inside. This book appeals to his two sons. The second son came, took the capsule and returned it according to the book. The second son gave him rice, but he took it and returned it. People are suspicious, and famous scholars like to be suspicious.
5. Cleverly take out the original classical Chinese of the class. It was June and the weather was hot. The soldiers carrying the birth class walked on the rugged path, all panting, sweating and miserable. Some of them walked slowly, so Yang Zhi whipped them with a cane and shouted, "Let's go!"
They arrived at Huangnigang. There are pine forests on both sides of the path, so the soldiers and Han can't walk any further, so they all put down their burdens and lie in the shade to rest. Yang Zhi shouted, "What is this place? Don't you dare to enjoy the cool here. Get up and go! " All the soldiers complained, "If you chop us into eight pieces, we will never walk again."
Both Hou Yu and Lao Du came panting slowly. Seeing Yang Zhi attacking the Han army, the old men advised, "Yang Zhi's jurisdiction is too hot to walk. Don't blame them. " Yang Zhi said, "This is Huangnigang, the haunt of powerful men. How dare you stop here! "
Yang Zhi ignored the cries of Jun Han, raised his cane and said, "Don't go, eat my twenty sticks!" He was just about to lie down when he saw someone poking around in the pine forest. He quickly put down his crutch, picked up the ju and chased it into the pine forest, shouting, "How dare you come to see my goods!" "
When Yang Zhi approached, he saw seven Jiangzhou cars in the forest, and seven classical people dressed as carts were enjoying the cool air. Yang Zhi asked, "What do you do?" Chao Gai said, "We sell dates to Tokyo." Yang Zhi was relieved.
Bai Sheng picked a bucket and walked up the hill. As he walked, he sang, "The sun is like fire, and the wild rice in Tian He is half withered. The farmer's heart is like soup, and the king and grandson shake it upstairs. " He went to the pine forest and put down the bottle to enjoy the cool.
Seeing Bai Sheng selling wine, all the soldiers said, "We are hot and thirsty. Why don't we buy some wine to relieve the heat? " Yang Zhi was reprimanded: "What do you village birds know? You don't know the difficulties and obstacles on the road. How many brave people have been drugged. "
Seven men from Classical came out and said, "I am very thirsty. Sell us a barrel of wine to drink. " Bai Sheng said, "OK, five dollars a barrel. Just don't use a bowl, just drink with two spoons! "Everyone drinks while eating dates. Wu Yong scooped half a ladle of wine, said to get some dates and went into the pine forest.
Wu Yong went to the Woods, poured out the wine, took out a paper bag from his pocket, poured the antiperspirant into the ladle and walked out of the pine forest.
When Chao Gai saw Wu Yong coming out, he said, "A barrel of wine is clean." Wu Yong took a ladle into another barrel of wine, scooped a ladle and said, "I'll have another ladle." Bai Sheng grabbed the wine ladle from Wu Yong and put it in the bucket and stirred it twice. He said, "You are a distinguished guest, but you are not a gentleman."
When all the soldiers saw that the jujube seller had drunk the wine, they all said, "Let's buy a bucket, too! Hot and thirsty. " The old manager also said: "Gangzi has no place to drink water, so let everyone buy it!" " Seeing that the jujube seller had nothing to drink, Yang Zhi said, "Since the old man is in charge, go and buy wine!"
The soldiers pooled five dollars to buy wine. Bai Sheng said, "No, there is antiperspirant in this wine." All the soldiers smiled apologetically. "That's a joke. Why take it seriously? " Wu Yong pushed Bai Sheng and said, "Everyone is out, do something good!" Said and handed the barrel to the Korean army.
Wu Yong took some dates and said, "I'll give you wine." All the soldiers thanked him and took turns drinking water with spoons. Even Lao Guan, Hou Yu and Yang Zhi drank it. In an instant, fifteen people, including Yang Zhi, were top-heavy and fell to the ground.
Seven people, including Chao Gai, immediately came out of the pine forest, pushed the cart, poured dates on the ground, loaded eleven loads of gold, silver and jewels into the car and pushed them away.
Yang Zhi drank less wine and woke up first. When he got up, he saw others lying on the ground, unable to move and without treasure. He pointed and scolded: "It's all because you didn't listen to me, you were ambushed, your birthday program was lost, and you got into trouble with your family." Picked up ju, sighed and went to Xiagang.
As soon as everyone wakes up, they always say, "We've lost the birth outline and Yang Zhi is gone. What shall we do?" Someone said, "Let's put it this way, Yang Zhi colluded with powerful people, beat us to a sweat and took all the gold, silver and jewels." They immediately packed their things and went back to prepare to leave.
Besides, Yang Zhi walked into a forest, and suddenly a monk with flowers tattooed on his upper body and back shouted to him, "Where are you from?" Yang Zhi asked, "Where are you from?" The monk didn't answer, just waved his mord and hit him. Yang Zhi was greeted with ju. The two men fought in the Woods.
The monk sold a flaw and jumped out of the circle. He Sheng said, "Wait a minute! Who are you, the green man? " Yang Zhi said, "I am Yang Zhi, a green-faced beast." The monk said, "I am Lu, a monk."
Yang Zhi said with a smile, "Aren't you in Suoguo Temple? How did you come? " Shen Zhi said, "Because I saved Lin Chong, Gao Qiu won't let Suoguo Temple take me in. I wanted to settle in Zhu Bao Temple in Erlong Mountain, but the stockade owner Deng Long refused. When I defeated him, he ran up the mountain and held the pass, but I couldn't attack. "
Yang Zhiling checked into the open hotel. Cao Zheng and Yang Zhi met. When they heard that they were going to Erlong Mountain, they said, "I have an idea. I don't know which one I don't like? " Yang Zhi said, "I want to hear good advice." Cao Zheng said it again like this, and the two decided to proceed as planned.
The next day, Cao Zheng and Yang Zhi disguised themselves as country people, tied them with live knots and took them to Erlong Mountain. Cao Zheng said to Deng Long, "This fat monk said that he would invite Liang Shanbo to fight Erlong Mountain and destroy all the nearby villages. I was drunk, tied him up and presented him to the king. " Deng Long was overjoyed and sent them up the mountain.
When Cao Zheng and others went up the mountain, they secretly pulled out the knot of the rope tied to them. Lu let go of his arm, grabbed Yang Zhi's mord, swung a stick to kill Deng Long, and the generals knelt down and surrendered. From then on, he and Yang Zhi became village heads.
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