Who has a little joke with a question? . .

1 Is "kiss" a verb, adjective or noun? Answer conjunctions

When the heart exchange operation failed, the doctor asked the dying patient what his last words would be. Guess what he would say? The answer is that you don't understand my heart.

Why do men have to fight when drinking together? The answer is not to suffer.

4 Divide 8 in half. What is it? Answer 0

When does the sun rise in the west? When the answer is sworn

There is a newborn baby, born on the same day of the same year and the same month, and two children with the same parents, but not twins. Is this possible? The answer may be that they are triplets.

What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning? Answer: Open your eyes.

Where is the narrowest road? The answer is narrow road.

What's the name of farting before death? The answer is resounding (the latest joke). A cold joke is a brain teaser.

10 When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in? The answer is in the toilet. Humorous jokes.

1 1 What is the smallest island in the world? The answer is the safety island on the road.

12 where is the safest place when the earth explodes? Answer hell

13 A new hospital has been opened in the city with advanced equipment and thoughtful service. But the strange thing is: there are no patients here. Why? A: This is a veterinary hospital.

14 in winter, how can ice become water immediately without heating? The answer is to remove two points from the ice.

A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat leave without looking at the mouse? A blind cat meets a dead mouse.

16 What is the secret of longevity? Answer: Keep breathing and don't die.

17 The angrier things get, the bigger things get. Answer temper

18 What are the flowers that bloom all year round? Answer plastic flowers

19 Why does Chang 'e like living on the moon? Moths love rabbit meat.

A group of henpecked men got together to discuss how to revive men's glory. Suddenly, they heard that their wife was coming, and everyone fled everywhere, but only one didn't run. Why? The answer was stunned.

2 1 What's in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? The answer is flat personality.

What word is universal? Answer Arabic numerals

A child and an adult are walking in the dark. The child is the son of an adult, but the adult is not the father of the child. Why? The answer is because they are mother and son.

Two fathers and sons went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three hats? Grandpa, father and son

Why can't a hammer hammer eggs? Of course the hammer won't break.

A man was chased by a tiger and suddenly a big river appeared in front of him. He can't swim, but he passed. Why? The answer is dizzy.

What easily knocked down the 27th World Boxing Champion? The answer is sleepy.

There was once a lady who divorced several times and played a four-character idiom? I was exhausted (gave up) before answering.

What do stutterers suffer most from? The answer is to make a long distance call (the latest joke).

What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World? The answer is on the other foot.