Wukong humorous joke

I have lived in heaven for a long time. I don't know how you are doing in Huaguoshan. I write this letter slowly, because I know you can't read quickly. We have moved, but the address has not changed, because we brought the house number when we moved.

It rained twice this week, the first time for 3 days and the second time for 4 days.

Yesterday we went to buy pizza, and the clerk asked, Do you want to cut it into 8 pieces or 12 pieces? Your diligent mistress said, Cut it into 8 pieces, but I'm afraid you can't finish cutting 12 pieces. The pizza in that store is not bad. Let's go to a restaurant on the street for steak sometime. And your aunt Guanyin said that the coat you wanted me to send was overweight when it was mailed, so we cut the buttons and put them in the pocket of that coat.

Your sister Chang 'e gave birth this morning. I don't know if it's a man or a woman. Nothing has happened recently. I will write to you again.

grasp

Ps: We were going to send you money, but the envelope has been glued.

Dear master:

Because we are doing demolition there, I don't live in Huaguoshan now. However, I don't know where I live because I don't have a house number. Thanks to China Post, I received your email about that coat. I changed it into a vest because I couldn't sew buttons. It's too warm.

Master, I have a good life now. I often go to KFC to eat McDonald's.

Master, I miss you very much. I'll call you when China Mobile reduces roaming charges. Don't tell Bajie about the birth of Chang 'e's sister, because his feelings are very fragile.

Wukong