A clever joke

Now belongs to the working state, jokes can only be workplace jokes, hahahaha,

There are many funny jokes in Crab Choking Joke. The following two are classics:

1. The female secretary got into the car of the county magistrate, and the county magistrate couldn't help but reach out and touch the white thigh of the female secretary. The secretary asked the county magistrate: Do you still remember what Deng Xuan wrote in paragraph 7 of page 2 16? The county magistrate blushed and quickly stopped. When I got home, the county magistrate couldn't wait to open paragraph 7 of page 2 16 of Deng Xuan, only to see that it said: Be bold and step fast ... The county magistrate clapped his legs and shouted: God, how many opportunities will be lost without strong theoretical knowledge! Comrades, you should study your business well.

2. The Central Organization Department recently issued a notice to organize inspection of cadres at all levels in the future, mainly by playing cards. The reason is:

Playing cards well shows that you have brains, playing cards well shows that your thinking is clear.

Playing cards seriously shows that you understand the economy and are not afraid of being bombed, which shows that you are courageous.

If you don't say anything when you win, it means that you are shrewd, don't surrender when you lose, and have a strong sense of competition.