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There are 40 sentences with frustration after getting old.
2. 17 years old, the age of flower season, I am working hard for my career, I am a girl, and I just want to prove that I am not worse than any of you.
I am one year older, and I have never regretted it when I look back. In the society of money, how many people are never tired.
I want to know whose name I will hysterically call when I am drunk and walking alone in the street.
I may not understand it when I was young, but as I grew older, I was spurned by others every day, and my personality changed a lot unintentionally. From the lively and cheerful before, I gradually became depressed and not good at talking.
6. When you are old, you are most afraid of getting sick. If I can't resist, it will be especially difficult to get better. Severe cold during menstruation, stomach cold. This ailment makes me toss and turn. Alas, I have to refuse to accept my old age.
7. If you can accept bad things, you will treat others falsely and grow up. So that's it.
8. Cold can keep people young. Do you believe it or not? According to the survey of scientists, no matter how old you are, you are frozen like a grandson on the street!
9. Sunshine, beach, waves, old captain. This is the yearning for the beach and the sea when I was a child. With the growth of age, these longings have become memories.
10. Laugh when you are happy and cry when you are sad. I am too young to understand human accidents.
1 1. One year older, it's rare to get drunk several times in life. Fill a glass of wine and sing. I have no regrets in this life. Fill a glass of wine and sing.
12. It seems that the older you get, the more you can't stand it.
13. How old are you? My dream/the world we share is still/young/beautiful.
14. Is it better than scissorhands when you are old?
15. The older you get, the more you feel. Life is like this. Only experienced ups and downs, is the real life.
16. Step into a mature self, because I am sincere and kind, and I have suffered a lot; Because I always think of others and always hide my grievances. From now on, don't be too naive, don't be too stupid, say what you should, and play dumb; Don't take out a heart too easily, cherish it and let it go!
17. This name was given by my parents. Gender is predestined. I have no choice but to watch. I dare not measure my height. My age depends on the year when I was born. My family environment doesn't care.
18. Life is not destined to be smooth sailing. Every face that is no longer young bears the scars left by time, but they will still choose to move forward bravely and pursue light and happiness.
19. The years are long and it's too late to sigh. Before you know it, you are middle-aged and old. Those grievances have long since vanished.
20. On New Year's Day, a guest got up early in the morning and the kitchen was busy alone. Visiting relatives for a few days, my relatives are old, and I am busy wherever I go.
It is useless to cherish time, because time will always run away. It's no use cherishing the person you love. Those who should go will still go.
22. As you get older, you should learn to be grateful. Grateful for the gift of life, grateful for the kindness of both parents, grateful for the tolerance and care between husband and wife, grateful for the help and companionship of family and friendship.
23. Unconsciously, it's another year, irresistible, and one year older. We have added fine lines to our faces, and we have to admit that time makes us old and we are no longer young.
24. Older people are relatively vulnerable. I can't stand this cold that seriously affects my diet and sleep. I can't help hanging a water to relieve it.
25. I used to think that people would gain something with their age. But I don't know when it started. I think the older you get, the more you should know what to let go of.
26. Today is my birthday, and I am one year older. I feel that time has passed, adding sadness and feeling very warm.
27. Are you old? I went out to play for two days, and when I came back to sleep, I slept and slept. I still feel tired and sleepy, so I can sleep with me.
28. I really feel old. I didn't miss the past before, but now I often think of people and things who used to drink.
29. How many people will choose to get married? If they haven't found true love, find someone to marry.
30. I feel old and can't bear any pain. I asked my mother where the autumn trousers were, and my mother laughed that I was finally going to wear them. Yes, how can you be willful enough not to wear it?
3 1. When you are old, you are always used to going to bed early and getting up early. I got up early today, and the goose didn't know what to fight.
32. I woke up in the morning and found my white hair. Time flies too fast. Get old before you know it!
People, at a certain age, live happily every day, with a little trouble and unspeakable pain.
34. Unconsciously, another year has passed and I am getting older and older. I wish myself that I will be rich and beautiful, have a house, a car and a deposit in the future.
I woke up at seven o'clock and kept yawning. There's nothing I can do when I'm old I can't sleep after a while, but I wake up when I arrive.
36. When I get old, I want to be as rich as Mr. Cai Lan and focus on human fireworks. Be a man, be a man, and eat fireworks.
37. Growing up is the process of turning your crying into silence.
38. Many times, we have not lost our curiosity, but gradually lost the courage to be curious as we grow older.
39. How many roads, bridges and events must a person walk through in his life before he can really live a peaceful life. Flowers, whose sleeves smell sweet? Whose skirt was wet by the drizzle? Whose face was wrinkled by the cold wind? Whose heart lake is full of sunshine?
40. On the journey of life, everyone will be born and die, reach the terminal and get off. Without exception, we should cherish every day.
Tell me with emotion when you are older.
1, as I get older, I think more and more things. I will never make such an impulsive decision again, and I am no longer the person who always compromises before. Learn to refuse occasionally, and finally feel your growth and feel gratified for your reason.
2, Nima, when I was ready to eat, I just opened my mouth, and the foaming mouth directly burst into blood ... It's really been a long time.
3. I am very vulnerable when I am old. When something goes wrong, you cry behind your back. After getting sick, I am even more melodramatic, afraid of pain and blood, and I have to use my child's needle to prick my fingers and make infusion bottles.
4. You will be notified in advance when you pay the fee every year, and you will be disconnected one minute later. Cut it off at once. Complain here and ask for my account name and detailed address. You don't want to get back at me, do you? Am I getting old and timid?
5. When I am old, I probably want to be a gentle person to the people around me and the world, with soft goodwill and no stubbornness and recklessness.
6. As you get older, your resistance becomes weaker and weaker. I caught a cold twice before the winter horn officially began to blow. Winter in the north is obviously quite warm.
7. When chatting with friends before, I said that when I was old, my bones seemed a little deformed, my body became pear-shaped and my face became round. Obviously, I was still slim when I was 20 years old. . .
8. Whenever I sleep, I wake up at six o'clock ... My biological clock is completely out of control after exercise ... Are you really old?
9. It seems that when I am old, I don't like to be busy making new friends, and I don't like to say goodbye when I meet new friends who like to get along. But I am an idealist, and I think that friends are for life.
10. When I am old, I want to be like Mr. Cai Lan, rich in wine and wealth, and focus on human fireworks. Be a man, be a man, and eat fireworks.
1 1, I am no longer the girl who can sleep to death after drinking milk tea at night. When you get older, the quality of sleep will decline.
12, it's scary to be old, that is, many people around you started from something a few years ago. For example, did I have a similar conversation a few years ago?
13, I am getting older and older. I work at home alone. I remember when I was a child, she hugged me. At that time, I grew up and she was old.
14, sleep at 3 o'clock and wake up at 7 o'clock. I have been yawning and crying. There's nothing I can do when I'm old I can't sleep after a while, but I wake up when I arrive.
15, Nima, just open your mouth when you are ready to eat, and the foaming mouth will directly burst into blood ... It's really a long time to see you when you are old.
16, rainy, intermittent, wake up in sleep. . When I get old, my literary talent will be erased, and all that remains is silence.
17. When you are young and in a bad mood, you can have a cigarette and a glass of wine. I don't want to be in a bad mood when I am old, because it is not good for my health.
18, the phone doesn't ring when I am old, and no one chats on WeChat. There are fewer and fewer friends, and the information is only 10086. Life is getting calmer and calmer.
19. When I am old, I want to be like Mr. Cai Lan, rich in wine and wealth, and focus on human fireworks. Be a man, be a man, and eat fireworks.
20. What the hell is going to bed late and get up early now? Wake up naturally at seven o'clock on weekends and don't ring the alarm clock. It's getting early now. Is the function of sleeping late degraded when you are old?
2 1, visitors get up early in the morning on New Year's Day, and the kitchen is busy alone. Visiting relatives for a few days, my relatives are old, and I am busy wherever I go.
22. Tell the truth. When I get old, I don't want to judge love with my ears, nor will I listen to those sweet words. I want to do something for me, and I will be tempted when I see some concrete actions.
23. When you get older, every node cares. I want to think about many things and sum up many things. I want to have a sense of ceremony at the node.
24. In the past two years, I have been old. When I left, I heard my father's voice and saw my mother say goodbye. I told myself not to cry, but tears came out involuntarily.
25. When you are old, once you have the idea of getting up early the next day, no matter what time you go to bed the night before, you will wake up earlier than when you want to wake up, and you can't sleep anymore …
26. When I get old and hear my relatives and friends say they have something to tell me, will my first reaction be a good thing? Hey.
27. When I am old, I see photos of small fresh meat. My first reaction was that my son should be so handsome! This is maternal love, my friends.
28. I am too old to sleep at night and in the morning. You'd better get up and read a book. It's rare to be clean, and then go back to sleep.
29. I'm old … I'm not suitable for staying overnight … I drank and stayed up late the first day … I was exhausted the next day … I got up in the morning with a swollen face like a pig's head.
30. staying in one place for more than three years seems to have become a luxury ... it's healthier to move! Sometimes it is really a skill to feel that you can toss when you are old!
3 1. When did you realize that you were old? I bought spicy strips and found a pimple on my face after eating them. I didn't go to bed until after twelve o'clock at night.
I walked so many roads when I was young, but I definitely don't want to move when I am old. When you go out, you will buy yourself an electric wheelchair, sit everywhere and never get up.
33. It is not the hardest thing to keep your skin and figure when you are old, but it is the hardest thing to keep your eyes dirty. It turns out that when you look closely, a person's age is hidden in his eyes.
34. I haven't seen my parents ready to go out for two days. Give me a call if my parents can come back to see me off for nearly ten days. I opened my mouth and said, long time no see. My tears collapsed, and my lacrimal glands became more developed when I got older.
35. Is it because you are old? I don't like returning to WeChat more and more, but I read WeChat, and then I understood it in my heart, and then nothing else.
36. Why do I feel that his attitude is still a bit "I was wrong, all caused by the Cultural Revolution, and I can't change it when I am old?"
37. When I get older, I probably want to be a gentle person to the people around me and the world, with soft goodwill and no stubbornness and recklessness.
38. When I was old, I saw photos of small fresh meat. My first reaction was that my son should be so handsome! This is maternal love, my friends.
When you are old, you will have a feeling about life.
When you grow up, you will have a sense of life. Maturity is not learning to express, but learning to swallow. When you learn to control many things bit by bit, you can control your life well.
I'm past the age of being unreasonable, and I'm getting old.
Laugh when you are happy and cry when you are sad. I am too young to understand human accidents.
Cherish life, you are one year older after four seasons! Don't say helpless, don't shout tired. Tired or drunk, mix it yourself!
5. One year old is one year old, and hurried years can't help people. Although, from birth, we are destined to be on the road all our lives. Then, let's come on and live every day as we like!
6. This name was given by my parents. Gender is predestined. There is no other choice in appearance. I dare not measure my height. My age depends on the year when I was born. My family environment doesn't care.
7. The sunset is infinitely beautiful and is buried by the coming night! Don't eat what is left over from your old age, and lament the sadness of our life when you can't do anything!
8. Are you old? Tears are so low. A paragraph, a sentence, may be a picture in your mind. Have tears in your eyes in an instant, or have you been depressed for too long?
9. Time flies, I can't help counting, and I am one year older unconsciously. Yesterday is fresh in my mind. It's been a long time. The past is vivid in my mind, and it has been years in a blink of an eye.
10. One-year-old people are one-year-old people and one-year-old hearts. Time polishes the mature mind.
1 1. Year after year, you get old before you know it! It's true that life is easy and God is not old!
12. As we grow older, we are all fighting for our own lives.
13.2 14, it doesn't seem to mean anything to me. With the growth of age, holidays are getting lighter and lighter.
14. How old are you? My dream/the world we share is still/young/beautiful.
15. As I get older, I prefer the feeling of being with my family. Separation is unthinkable. Cherish and love you.
16. With the growth of my age, I like quiet more and more, like a person, and maybe I am really becoming more and more mature.
17. Everything has to end, but there is a little sadness. I am old and sentimental.
18. I am one year older, so I must go on firmly. I am one year older, and I have to bear all the setbacks. One year older, I want to live a noble life.
19. With the growth of age, some people become more and more disgusting and dishonest. This is a wise saying. What can they do except pretend to be poor? Poor people must have something hateful. 〗
20. The older you get, the more you learn to let nature take its course and don't want to keep anything. I believe that things here will not leave.
When you are old, you will have a feeling about life. When you really like a person, you don't care about his age, family and past. Because you're facing his future.
As we grow older, we become neither better nor worse, but more like ourselves.
23. Say it is not long, say it is not short, and you will be old in a blink of an eye. I am no longer beautiful, and you are no longer young. As time goes by, you are gone.
24. The world of mortals, the stumbling of life and trivial things make people dizzy and even lose themselves from time to time. Those ordinary things that are constantly sorted out will always come unexpectedly, stirring the originally calm heart lake and causing ripples.
25. Cherish what you have and the happiness around you while the sunshine is just right and the breeze is still wet.
26. When you get older, every node cares. I want to think about many things and sum up many things. I want to have a sense of ceremony at the node.
27. Women should not lose confidence as they grow older, but learn to be an excellent woman who enjoys life, appreciates life, tastes life and discusses life!
28. I used to fall asleep in two minutes. Is it because I am old? I have to say that sleeping soundly is a blessing.
29. Time flies, people are not old, yesterday is few, today is old, and years are bitter and wonderful to me. Looking back on the past years, the smoke curled up, which is gratifying and comforting. The sunset is still good, the food and clothing are carefree, the troubles are few, the people are old and the heart is few, and they are happy and beautiful.
30. Am I old? Now I always want to do good deeds and be kind to every living thing.
The process of 3 1. growth is actually the process of the world outlook constantly collapsing and rebuilding.
32. Seeing here, I found that Wu Xie has really changed. He is no longer the naive boy who is always being calculated. He got old and finally became the kind of person he didn't want to be. He is too tired.
33. I never recalled or missed the past before, but now I often miss the past, especially in this refreshing and somewhat lonely season, and I don't want to admit that I am old.
34. Feel really old. I stayed up late to work overtime. After coming back, I took a bath and drank a cup of tea, so I had a rest all morning. Now I fall asleep when I come back from overtime, and I feel uncomfortable in a daze.
The older you get, the faster time passes and the less energy you have. According to psychology, the older you get, the longer you live. Time is like a pool. As the pool gets bigger, the "water sensitivity" to time will decrease.
36. A heart is always suffering, and it is hard to be happy again.
37. Time has passed and I am afraid. I am not afraid that time will steal my face and youth! I am afraid that years will make my parents old, but there is nothing I can do about it.
38. Time is carefree. In China, years are like water, and winter comes and goes. Year after year, the folds of time are deeply engraved into the context of life, and many vicissitudes are revealed in the eyes of spring water. The firm pace is still moving forward, the sentimental feelings are still the same, and the tempering of life has not been in vain.
When we are not old enough to use our feelings, we are already wasting them.
40. After a birthday, you will be one year older. Only those who grasp it will realize the weight of this year.
Frustrated sentences in life
1. When the ideal is lost, the flower of youth will wither. Because the ideal is the light and heat of youth.
2, life is like tea, it will not be bitter for a lifetime, but it will always be bitter for a while.
3. Friendship is deeply buried in the bottom of my heart, which is a treasure for both sides; Love hangs in my heart, one cherishes the sweetness of two people; Live in the present and remember that a treasure is beautiful on all sides; Grasping the true meaning of life is a joy to cherish all parties. Friend, I wish you know how to cherish, stay beautiful and enjoy happiness.
4. Try gold with fire, women with gold and men with women.
I hope all couples break up and don't make me jealous.
6. Life is also what I want; Righteousness is what I want: you can't have both, and those who give up their lives for righteousness are also.
7. We always cling to the love that has gone away, and we still miss those who have gone away and hurt those who are close.
8. Memories are a very tiring thing, just like how to lie down when you are insomnia.
9. If you stay with me, I will take you to eat all over the world.
10, what you can do now is to be kind to yourself, think nothing, do nothing, and be yourself.
1 1, I want to have a simple place where my mood can be accommodated.
12, a strange face in the mirror, over the years, neglected his own changes. Who did you apologize to? You said it several times, but you didn't keep a word for yourself. You said to change, go back to a few years ago, love yourself deeply, and let a smile bloom on your lips.
13, life has always been simple, but we can't help making it complicated.
14. Love and hate are two drops of water on a glass plate. Sometimes mixed together, inseparable. Sometimes time evaporates and disappears.
15, holding a glass of plain pure wine, staring at the starry sky of hope in the future, inviting a few honest friends to gather in the struggling home, lighting the torch of wisdom and getting together. How cozy it is. Friends, may we create life, enjoy life and share life.
16, those full of blood have been smoothed by time.
17, endless greed will only ruin yourself.
18, thanks for regret, thanks for the gift of life; Thanks for regret, the road ahead will be more solid; Thank you for your regret, so there won't be too many regrets in the future.
19, life is like playing chess, you have to have foresight to win.
20, time is not tide, it is impossible to wash all the stains white. On the road of life, there are joy of success and pain of failure; There will be clear skies, rain and mud; There are birds and flowers, and there will be declining scenery. Experience has written the way forward and the process has laid the foundation for success.
2 1, take a step, no matter how long the road is; Stagnation, no matter how short the road, is difficult to reach.
22, crazy, stupid, stupid, strange, do whatever you want, life is short, happiness is supreme!
23, not every effort will have a harvest, but every harvest must be hard.
24. Young people always complain about bad luck when they meet a red light when they take a taxi. Driver: God is fair. We were the first people to leave at the green light. Life sometimes needs to stop, not just go forward.
I like you for a long time. I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I want to leave, longer than a long time.
26. The most regrettable thing in life is to persist in what should not be adhered to, and stubbornly adhere to what should not be adhered to.
27. An indelible landscape becomes each other's last memorial.
28. Teenagers who have just entered the society should not be confused. They should really follow their hearts and figure out who is good to them.
29. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.
30. Life is full of setbacks and hardships, and happiness is a thousand miles away. An umbrella in the storm, the warmth of holding hands when falling, and the greetings when frustrated. Family reunion is always happy, husband and wife are loving, calm and happy.
3 1. On the road of life, you should hold your head high when going uphill, be careful when going downhill, look straight ahead when taking the Yangguan road, and look down at your feet when taking the narrow path.
32. Your ideals and enthusiasm are the rudder and sail of your soul.
33. Seeing yourself clearly is not the gateway to all good things. Seeing people is not the root of all evil.
34. Face is given by others and lost by yourself.
35. The speed of success must exceed the speed of parents' aging. Work hard!
36. The so-called friend is nothing more than either you put me together or I put you together.
37. Great men never admit that life cannot be changed. He may be dissatisfied with the environment at that time, but this dissatisfaction will not only make him complain and unhappy, but will make him full of enthusiasm and want to make a career.
I turned around because I still care about you, not your so-called sympathy.
39. Arrogant people can be saved, but people with inferiority can't.
40. Choose people who are in step with you. If not, go alone.
4 1, you have to talk to the sun, moon and stars alone, talk to rivers, lakes and seas, shake hands with every tree and be intimate with every grass, and you will suddenly realize the vastness of the universe, the smallness of life, the preciousness of time and the approaching of death.
After experiencing fragmentation, I don't know if I can live a happy life as usual.
43. You can't let the world change for you, nor can you let others change for you. The only thing that can change is yourself.
44. The tearful eyes are sharper, and the bleeding heart is stronger.
45. I like to see your silly expression, and I feel like bullying you.
46. Many things are beyond our control, but we can control ourselves.
47. When I count the sorrows these days, all I can think of is your appearance.
48. I can't find a way out in your eyes, but I can't get out of my memory.
Only by letting go of those unnecessary burdens can we move forward smartly.
50. Many things that the subconscious thinks we can't do but don't do are things that we give up on our unknown potential.
5 1, when you are not strong enough, you can't hurt others, you can only destroy yourself.
52. It's not so much that others make you suffer, but that you are not cultivated enough.
53. To really let go is not to let go of others, but to let go of yourself.
54, not depressed, not pessimistic, not holding grudges, not complaining, judging merits and demerits; Honor, shame, fame and fortune can all be looked down upon; The world is unfair, and my heart is calm; Life is rough and natural. May a friend be a person who doesn't complain and have a paradise without complaining.
55. You only saw my stubbornness and my bravado, but you didn't find my fragility. My strength is all in disguise.
56. Go out for a walk, see different scenery and meet different people and things, and you will find that your troubles are so insignificant.
57. Some things are not that I don't care, but that I care. What should I do?
58. Beauty is wonderful. If it is bad, it is called experience.
59. People who don't respect themselves will be humiliated. Don't worry about the elders, please. Those who are not complacent benefit. Those who are not self-sufficient are well informed.
60. Don't dream out of reach, and make your sleep more peaceful; Don't follow the unnecessary trend to make your mood more peaceful; Don't recall the past that can't be turned back, and make life happier. Love with your heart, pay with your heart, not for profundity, but for simplicity. Simple every day, happy every day.
6 1, close your eyes, clear your heart and let bygones be bygones. Live a happy life with a willing attitude.
Don't expect everyone to understand you, because carrots and vegetables have their own tastes. If you make radish, you can't make cabbage.
63. Everything is quiet, come quietly, go quietly, work quietly, reap quietly, and avoid noise.
64. Philosophers are carefree, and wise men are always happy, not because they have everything they love, but because they love everything they have.
65. When money stands up, all truths are silent.
66. It was a beautiful mistake for me to beat the horseshoe. I'm just passing by, not going home.
Do you still believe in love? You can't stop drinking water just because the glass is broken.
68. We miss those warm and beautiful jobs together.
69. It must be hard for you to watch someone you like pour out his heart for another person.
70. Flowers bloom in one spring, and people live forever. There are many things you may not know exactly why and what happened. People don't live because they understand all the mysteries and truths. People enjoy the taste of life because they ask, observe, feel and trust. I don't know, I don't know, there are expectations and disappointments, so everything is so charming.
7 1, affectionate is the most ruthless, and great love is comparable to no love; The person who loves you the most is always yourself.
Hedgehogs get close to each other to keep warm in cold weather, but keep a certain distance to avoid stabbing each other. The important way to keep close is to keep a proper distance.
73. If you don't think clearly, it will become a burden. You must take time to think.
74. The memory of the street we once embraced is deeply locked in the wall.
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