This is a woman’s normal life after marriage. What are the marriage skills?

What are the marriage skills? My wife spends a little money, and she must spend some every day. It doesn’t matter what she uses, the important thing is that she must buy it. So what are the techniques for repairing a marriage? Let’s follow the editor to read the article about carrying the marriage through to the end.

One day, I asked her, do I want you to bet with me?

My wife asked, what kind of bets?

I said, withdraw from Alipay. With a wallet for one day, you can hold on until six o'clock tonight, even if you win.

My wife said, what are the rewards if I win.

I'm too lazy to pay attention to you.

My wife withdrew her Alipay wallet in front of me, and one day she did not withdraw money. I found a new way to prevent my wife from withdrawing money. I really wanted to give myself a five. Wow, this is a great bet.

According to the bet, my wife won, so I treated her to a meal. Then, I ordered her a spicy crab, a spicy crayfish, a noodle soup, and a sweet and sour pork loin.

We were extremely happy to eat, until, when I was paying the bill, I suddenly felt that something was wrong?

To stop my wife from spending 10 yuan on it. A little hat with free shipping. I want to treat her to a meal for 200 yuan?

Well, what are the marriage skills? With my intelligence, I not only need a small hat, but also a small rubber glove, because I need money urgently!

Other people’s wives buy clothes one by one, carefully selected, and my wife buys them Clothes, batch_.

Every time I received a shipment, it was a sack full of foreign trade final orders. I carried it home. If I didn’t know better, I thought I was going to open an online store.

After tearing off the sack, the designs of the clothes were whimsical, and fashion limited my imagination. Then, my wife happily stood in front of the bathroom mirror, trying on clothes one by one.

I asked her if she was comfortable.

She smiled and said,

Look at the spicy crayfish, smack your mouth, the 88 yuan is gone, and the big durian costs more than 100 yuan, you can smell it. No more, but now 200 yuan can buy a happy wife for a whole month. Are you happy? Being someone else’s wife, the most important thing is to be happy. If you are not jealous, I will give you something sexy and charming.

Before, I asked my wife, why did you approve clothes and pants?

At that time, my son had just started to add complementary foods. She smiled and said, it is cost-effective and beautiful. My eldest son was feeding, but when it got dirty and couldn't be washed, he threw it away, which didn't hurt. Come on, praise me, am I a hard-working and frugal girl?

I say, I need money urgently, tell me, I can earn it, don’t let yourself feel frustrated, you are so beautiful, you can’t just take a few A piece of clothing deceives oneself.

While trying on clothes, my wife asked, what did you just say?

I told you, I can make money to support you.

My wife said, no, the next sentence.

I tell you, you are so beautiful, you can’t just cheat yourself with a few clothes.

My wife smiled and said, what did you just say?

I tell you, you can’t cheat yourself with just a few clothes.

My wife said, no, the previous sentence.

Let me tell you, are you so good-looking?

My wife was anxious and said, eh? It became a general question.

I didn’t laugh, I told you carefully, you are so beautiful.

My daughter-in-law then jumped up and down with joy. I asked her what was wrong? She smiled and said, I don’t know, she was just very happy.

"You are so beautiful."

It's such an ordinary sentence, I don't think it is a love story at all. I am an emotional fashion blogger, and I write love stories. Together, 5 books have been published, but I also said something casually, and she was as happy as a child.

I thought she would be happy if she worked hard to make money and buy her better clothes, but she was also happy if she bought a small suspender pajamas for ninety-nine yuan with free shipping.

I thought she would be happy if I treated her to a big dinner, but she was also happy eating the sweet and sour short ribs I made.

It's very possible that this is marriage. I always want to hold back a trick to give her an unexpected surprise. However, even the trivial things in daily life can make her happy for a long time.

She casually said that she wanted to eat cherries, and I bought some on the way while I was shopping at the vegetable market; she said that she liked a skin care product, which was a bit expensive, so I swiped my hand and bought it for you. . While scolding me as a prodigal daughter, she told me how many days it would take for the courier company to arrive.

For people like a daughter-in-law, the more you pamper her, the more lovable she will be. I understand more and more what a friend said to me when I got married:

In marriage, a man’s greatest ability is to make his wife happy.

When I read with my eldest son, I asked him to act happy.

He smiled exaggeratedly and said, wow.

How to repair a marriage? Let me tell you, act out and look sad.

He then smiled grandiosely and said, wow.

Let me tell you, isn’t this a happy look?

He pointed to a river in the book and said, wow, such a wide river, so sad.

I will perform the whole process for my wife to watch. My wife is rolling over on the sofa with joy. Let me tell you, just smile twice in a typical way and that’s it. She’s so happy that it’s a little dramatic. The son has passed.

She smiled and said, don’t you think it’s funny?

Then my wife performed it again, and I was completely amused by her exaggerated play. At that moment, I suddenly felt Getting married is so fun, a joke can warm up the family, and a simple joy can be copied many times.

The key is, when you think of the "Wow" thing later, that joy will be talked about again.

It turns out that marriage is a process of producing happiness, storing happiness, releasing happiness, and playing it in a loop again and again.

My daughter-in-law said with a smile, don’t smile anymore, the wrinkles at the end of your eyes will never go back to the way they were before, and eye essences are quite expensive.

Let me tell you, you can smile with peace of mind. I will buy the eye essence.

My wife asked, where is the moisturizing cream?

I said, I can afford it.

My wife said, water cream, bb cream, sunscreen lotion, lipstick, blush, eye makeup, foundation, concealer, hydrating mask, acne removal, blackhead removal, face wash? In addition to cream, there are also Do you have any money to buy milk, lotion, ointment, water, liquid? Hey, hey, hey, don’t leave! If you have something to say, please say it.

If you like someone's smile, you will undoubtedly spend all your efforts to make her smile. She is the girl you can make happy with spending a lot of money, and she is the girl you can make happy with 2 cheese buns.

Carry your marriage to the end. Time will tell whether you take it seriously or not.