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Laugh at campus idiots and be laughed at baldness.
Many people pointed at him on the road today, saying that he looks like the protagonist of a TV series, and he was very excited. It turns out that everyone praises him for looking like a star! I used to be so handsome, and I was so happy to think about it myself. He thinks he is so handsome that he should be like a star. Haha, I really don't know who gave him courage, Fish Leong?
However, all this is just his fantasy, because when he turned on the TV at night, he found that the TV series they were talking about was "The Adventure of Chimpanzees", and the gorilla and the dumb head were carved in the same mold. They are like a bolt from the blue and don't want to talk about it anymore. Why is reality always so cruel? The poor dumb head was scared silly.
In Chinese class, Mr. Liu talked about the couplet culture, one of the cultures destroyed by the motherland, and wrote a long string on the blackboard for the bookworm to pick up his couplet. The bookworm in a daze was called to the blackboard, unable to start. It suddenly occurred to him that the teacher had said that couplets must correspond to each other one by one. Now he knows how to do it.
So he put on a show and wrote this couplet on the blackboard: Look at this teacher, people are sleeping under the grave. Angry granny Liu directly beat the idiot into vomiting blood. This guy also asked unreasonably: Why did you hit me? Isn't that enough? Granny Liu flew into a rage and didn't know what to say. How dare you scold granny Liu.
One day, Cai saw a bookworm swimming happily in the river and greeted him. Didn't he learn to swim for a long time? How does he swim? This guy is a fool. How can a brother swim if he doesn't applaud? Wang Cai immediately took off his clothes and jumped into the river.
With a perfect jump, Wang Cai jumped into the water and hit the bottom of the river. It turns out that the water is not deep at all. The idiot just lies in the water and doesn't swim, which makes Wang Cai very painful. Wang Cai has been bleeding, unconscious!
That's the end of today's cartoon! Bian Xiao updated this hilarious cartoon on campus, hoping that readers who have worked hard all day can laugh heartily in this article and relieve your fatigue. Next, let's see what interesting things happen to nerds. Stay tuned!
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