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Do you have any funny advertising slogans?
1. At the entrance of the hotel: "copy" rice
2. At the entrance of the car repair shop: "push" the tire with air
3. At the entrance of the retail store: " "Sold separately
4. The entrance of the furniture store: "home"
5. The entrance of the decoration store: "housing"
6. Lost property advertisement: lost property "Inspiration"
7. At the entrance of the installation company: "Press" to install
8. At the entrance of the car wash shop: Wash the car with "wax"
9. At the entrance of the hotel: "He" rice
10. The entrance of the fruit shop: "Bo" radish
11. The restaurant menu: Chicken "Dan"
12. The hardware store sign: "扦" seat
13. The sign of the sporting goods store: "LAN" ball
14. The entrance of the fast food restaurant: the "block" of the food stall
15. Farmer's trade Market sign: "Tomato" eggplant
16. Parking lot sign: "Ding" car charge
17. Strict crackdown on propaganda slogans: severe "li" crackdown
18. A certain airport banner: "Young"
19. A certain transportation slogan: Overloading and overloading are "dangerous" in danger
20. A certain canteen menu: Fish "Garden"
2. Intentional typos (typos in quotation marks)
1. Drug advertisements: "cough" without delay
2. Mountain bike advertisements: " Endless fun riding "
3. Supplement advertisement: "Turtle" is safe
4. Glasses advertisement: "Ming" is amazing
5. Mosquito repellent Advertising: There is no "mosquito" in silence
6. Transparent tape advertising: There is no substitute for "tape"
7. Internet cafe advertising: One "net" is the deepest love
8. Piano advertisement: You have a special liking for "piano", and you fall in love with "qin" at first sight
9. Water heater advertisement: "Bath" according to your heart
10. Air conditioner advertisement: Never for life "Sweat"
11. Clothing store advertisement: "Clothes and hats" are chosen by people
12. A certain laundry advertisement: "Clothes and clothes" are not given up
13 , A real estate company advertisement: Ten thousand "rooms" are available
14. A cake advertisement: "The cake" rises step by step
15. Stomach medicine advertisement: One "no" to " "Stomach"
16. Horse racing advertisement: Enjoy "riding"
17. Electric iron advertisement: Hundreds of "clothing" Baishun
18. Fast food restaurant Advertisement: "Burn" is better
19. Washing machine advertisement: "Leisure" wife and loving mother
20. Hat company advertisement: Pick people with "hat"
21. Advertising for curing stone disease: big "stones" turn into small ones, and small "stones" turn into small ones
22. Printer advertisements: a hundred stories are worth one "click"
23. Paint advertisements : Lustful Paint
24. Refrigerator Advertisement: Refrigeration Fresh
25. Hemorrhoid Medicine Advertisement: No need to worry if you have hemorrhoids
26. Garden Apartment Advertisement: Stay at home
27. Dancing machine advertisement: dance after hearing the word "machine"
28. Seafood advertisement: take a step towards "freshness"
29. Dental clinic Advertisement: "Quickly cure" the population
30. Gift shop advertisement: "Li" is a given
A furniture store advertises as "furniture"
A hotel The signboard said "Thirteen is too full"
A real estate advertisement's "Thirteen Riches" is very conspicuous
The medical merchants used homophones such as "Don't stay under the spot". The meaning of the advertising slogan
The word "stop" is written as "仃", fast food is written as the upper left part of the word meal, eggs are written as "Chicken Dan", and various beers are written as "various beers"
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