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King Wu Zetian's joke lines
2. Little Joe: I'm Princess Swan.
3. Li Bai: I will drink, but I have to.
4. Huang Zhong: Come and hurt each other!
5, Jiang Ziya: the strong live, the weak die.
6. Xiao Qiao: You ran into my heart.
Gao Jianli: It's my turn to perform!
Gongsun Li: Will you never grow up?
9. Ying Zheng: I am the only one in the world.
10, Wu Zetian: Power is the best medicine.
1 1, Cheng: Attack is the best defense.
12, Xiang Yu: God forbid, I want to go against the sky!
Xia Houdun: One-eyed is a man's romance.
Zhao Yun: It will be safe and sound, I promise.
15, armor: I'm here, and it's not just me.
16, Athena: Prayer is useless, but war is justified.
17, Arthur: sword and blood filled my youth.
18, Guan Yu: Life and faith are entrusted to you.
19,: Here comes the big lady! Get out of the way
20. Li Bai: Your tenacious resistance has made my poetry flourish.
2 1, Li Bai: Hahaha, I hope I will never wake up after I get drunk.
Zhen Ji: Sure enough, the first person to fall in love is a loser.
23. Tian Lei: I will be your invincible sword.
24. Mulan: Let me show you the high-end operation.
25. Dharma: Are you that guy named Tesla?
26. dharma: formula, formula is the vertical and horizontal truth.
27. Dharma: Your main sentence on Chang 'an Avenue.
Athena: My fate is up to me.
Gao Jianli: New music will make you cry.
30. the Monkey King: My grandson is also a windy man.
3 1, Tian Lei: I will be your invincible weapon.
The story of diusim: Tonight, I am your Christmas present.
33. Dharma: If you can't walk, open it with your fist.
34. Mai Shiranui: On which moonlit night did you meet?
Nezha: If you can't beat me, it will make me stronger!
36. Jing Ke: The proudest and loneliest Jing.
37. Gongsun Li: Shine fearlessly in the starry sky that belongs to the future.
38. Lu Bu: From now on, the battlefield will be dominated by me alone.
39. Jiang Ziya: Create a country without idiots.
40. the Monkey King: In front of you, the devil is willing to bend his knees.
4 1, Miyamoto: Tell you a secret, I am invincible?
42. Cao Cao: Your value to me determines my evaluation of you.
43. Li Yuanfang: To be a bad person, you must realize that the result will be tragic.
44. Crazy steel: the will to fight for something better than the body of steel!
45. Wang Zhaojun: As soon as the bridled eyebrows fell, he went back to his hometown.
46. Wang Zhaojun: On the day when Bride fell, she returned to her hometown.
47. Buddhism: I seem to have Buddha's sin in my ears.
48. Han Xin: I didn't know until I was alone that no one was with me.
49. Sun Shangxiang: A gorgeous doomsday movie starring this young lady.
50. Tian Lei: I would rather die in a heavy factory than be humiliated by the army.
5 1, Cheng: Even if you fail, you should pose as a hero.
52. Jing Ke: If the sword is drawn again, it will definitely hurt the person you hate.
53. Xiao Qiao: I like you because I want to be your bride's favorite.
Xiao Qiao: The scenery under the millet moistens my hair and eyes day after day.
Kay: What's the use of being handsome? You have to listen to girls!
56. Xiao Qiao: There are two things that cannot be compromised, happiness and Lord Zhou Yu.
57. Hua Mulan: Escaping can't solve the war, only oneself.
58. Athena: Commitment to time, sanction to death.
Cheng: Human beings must have a strong body, muscles and spirit.
60. Zhuge Liang: Miss Zhao, if you can't go to physical education class, leave it to me.
6 1, Dharma: The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and wanted to go to the west to learn from the scriptures.
62. Xin Li: Above the Great Wall are hundreds of billions of stars, and above them are fearless watchers.
63. Zhao Yun: A brave man is better than life and death, and he can soar in the sky without fear.
64. Wu Zetian: I like the handsome guy opposite you very much and respectfully wait for my harvest.
65. Bian Que: Manipulating life and death? Hum, idiot! To be or not to be, that is a question.
Da ji: There is nothing like the little fox you whispered when you stepped on an inch of land above.
67. Yang Jian: Run as fast as you can, even if the world is too small! It is better to obey yourself than to be subject to others.
The Monkey King: I once had a sincere love in front of me. If you don't cherish it, you will regret it if you lose it.
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