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King Wu Zetian's joke lines

Da ji: Come and play with da ji.

2. Little Joe: I'm Princess Swan.

3. Li Bai: I will drink, but I have to.

4. Huang Zhong: Come and hurt each other!

5, Jiang Ziya: the strong live, the weak die.

6. Xiao Qiao: You ran into my heart.

Gao Jianli: It's my turn to perform!

Gongsun Li: Will you never grow up?

9. Ying Zheng: I am the only one in the world.

10, Wu Zetian: Power is the best medicine.

1 1, Cheng: Attack is the best defense.

12, Xiang Yu: God forbid, I want to go against the sky!

Xia Houdun: One-eyed is a man's romance.

Zhao Yun: It will be safe and sound, I promise.

15, armor: I'm here, and it's not just me.

16, Athena: Prayer is useless, but war is justified.

17, Arthur: sword and blood filled my youth.

18, Guan Yu: Life and faith are entrusted to you.

19,: Here comes the big lady! Get out of the way

20. Li Bai: Your tenacious resistance has made my poetry flourish.

2 1, Li Bai: Hahaha, I hope I will never wake up after I get drunk.

Zhen Ji: Sure enough, the first person to fall in love is a loser.

23. Tian Lei: I will be your invincible sword.

24. Mulan: Let me show you the high-end operation.

25. Dharma: Are you that guy named Tesla?

26. dharma: formula, formula is the vertical and horizontal truth.

27. Dharma: Your main sentence on Chang 'an Avenue.

Athena: My fate is up to me.

Gao Jianli: New music will make you cry.

30. the Monkey King: My grandson is also a windy man.

3 1, Tian Lei: I will be your invincible weapon.

The story of diusim: Tonight, I am your Christmas present.

33. Dharma: If you can't walk, open it with your fist.

34. Mai Shiranui: On which moonlit night did you meet?

Nezha: If you can't beat me, it will make me stronger!

36. Jing Ke: The proudest and loneliest Jing.

37. Gongsun Li: Shine fearlessly in the starry sky that belongs to the future.

38. Lu Bu: From now on, the battlefield will be dominated by me alone.

39. Jiang Ziya: Create a country without idiots.

40. the Monkey King: In front of you, the devil is willing to bend his knees.

4 1, Miyamoto: Tell you a secret, I am invincible?

42. Cao Cao: Your value to me determines my evaluation of you.

43. Li Yuanfang: To be a bad person, you must realize that the result will be tragic.

44. Crazy steel: the will to fight for something better than the body of steel!

45. Wang Zhaojun: As soon as the bridled eyebrows fell, he went back to his hometown.

46. Wang Zhaojun: On the day when Bride fell, she returned to her hometown.

47. Buddhism: I seem to have Buddha's sin in my ears.

48. Han Xin: I didn't know until I was alone that no one was with me.

49. Sun Shangxiang: A gorgeous doomsday movie starring this young lady.

50. Tian Lei: I would rather die in a heavy factory than be humiliated by the army.

5 1, Cheng: Even if you fail, you should pose as a hero.

52. Jing Ke: If the sword is drawn again, it will definitely hurt the person you hate.

53. Xiao Qiao: I like you because I want to be your bride's favorite.

Xiao Qiao: The scenery under the millet moistens my hair and eyes day after day.

Kay: What's the use of being handsome? You have to listen to girls!

56. Xiao Qiao: There are two things that cannot be compromised, happiness and Lord Zhou Yu.

57. Hua Mulan: Escaping can't solve the war, only oneself.

58. Athena: Commitment to time, sanction to death.

Cheng: Human beings must have a strong body, muscles and spirit.

60. Zhuge Liang: Miss Zhao, if you can't go to physical education class, leave it to me.

6 1, Dharma: The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and wanted to go to the west to learn from the scriptures.

62. Xin Li: Above the Great Wall are hundreds of billions of stars, and above them are fearless watchers.

63. Zhao Yun: A brave man is better than life and death, and he can soar in the sky without fear.

64. Wu Zetian: I like the handsome guy opposite you very much and respectfully wait for my harvest.

65. Bian Que: Manipulating life and death? Hum, idiot! To be or not to be, that is a question.

Da ji: There is nothing like the little fox you whispered when you stepped on an inch of land above.

67. Yang Jian: Run as fast as you can, even if the world is too small! It is better to obey yourself than to be subject to others.

The Monkey King: I once had a sincere love in front of me. If you don't cherish it, you will regret it if you lose it.