Men's funny sentences

1, I have passed a person countless times, and all my clothes have been scraped without sparks. 2. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives. 3. Bring it on if you have the courage. I promise you can't beat me under six. 4. Look at your appearance. You can make a horror movie without makeup. 5, WeChat is awesome, and it is difficult to make a mobile phone into a walkie-talkie. 6. Men want to lock the zipper of women's wallets, and women want to lock the zipper of men's pants. 7. What's the difference between losing weight and not losing weight? You changed from eating with confidence to eating with fear. 8. Take a step back and broaden your horizons. That is to say, if you take a step back, others will broaden their horizons. 9. Only the weak will cry and beg him not to leave when they break up. We strong people all knelt on the ground and held each other's thighs so that he couldn't move. 10, girls need to be self-motivated when looking for a boyfriend. In fact, when they meet an enterprising man, they will be asked to take care of their families. 1 1. If a man doesn't marry the person he loves most, he will become very casual. If a woman doesn't marry the person she loves most in her life, she will become very picky. 12, ask a tricky question: if the refrigerator keeps the door open, can it have the same effect as air conditioning? 13, people who really love will not be friends. It is better not to disappear than to see a broken heart and intestines. 14, when you hear: "We will do whatever it takes. . . "Don't think you are" us ",maybe you are just" the price "! 15, the property is like a mother. She is always nagging, and she will be able to change money and stay with her at the critical moment. Banks are like spouses, "husband and wife are birds in a forest, and they fly separately when they are in trouble"; The stock is a mistress. Having money to play with you sometimes makes your heart beat faster and your blood pressure rise. How exciting! Play until there is no money. . . 16, be careful when withdrawing money, in case he sees your balance, he will know that you are poor! 17, with a monthly salary of 5,000 yuan, working 22 days a month, 228 days a day, 28.5 hours, and 0.475 minutes, which is equivalent to seconds. I didn't earn a penny, and I was busy for a month! 18, I knew sadness was inevitable, so why bother? . . MD, I didn't expect sadness to become inevitable when I was madly in love. 19, m: It is said that men become bad when they have money. I am willing to be poor for you all my life!