One hundred and eighty one. How about this wine? Whose is it?

"One hundred and eighty-one. How about this wine? Let me blow it for you. " This is a line from the essay "The Adventure of Work".

The adventure of work

Director: You Erqun

Authors: Shilin, Shen Yongnian,

Performance: Zhao, Gong Hanlin,

Composer: Zhang Lei

Secretary: Attention, everyone, the general manager is here! (Ratsky March Ring)

Manager: (dancing and jumping, suddenly shouting) Stop, stop, stop!

Secretary: What's the matter?

Manager: Our western restaurant has been changed to Empress Dowager Restaurant. Why are we still playing this song?

Secretary: Oh, the music is misplaced. ...

Manager: I'll tell you!

Secretary: Hey!

Manager: Cheer up. Today, Empress Dowager Cixi's restaurant will be opened, and Empress Dowager Cixi will be recruited as a waiter, but none of the 37 old ladies look like it. I don't know how this is today. Let the old lady appear in court on the 38th. ...

Secretary: A lawsuit?

Manager: Not that!

Secretary: Hey. No.38-No.38-

Old lady No.38: Here!

Secretary: Let's get started!

Manager: Hey, you old ladies are full of energy!

Old lady No.38: I thought (manager: ah) I was a militia-platoon leader!

Manager/Secretary: Gnome male-(Manager: militia platoon leader) Gnome male …

Old lady No.38: Hello, comrades!

Manager: Hello, old lady!

Old lady No.38: Comrades have worked hard!

Manager: Stop nagging. Would you like to work in our restaurant?

Old lady No.38: Yes!

Manager: Ah.

Old lady No.38: Our village is rich now (Manager: Ah), and we want to open a grand hotel and develop tourism resources (Manager: Ah). I work for you not to make money, but to learn the experience of opening a restaurant here.

Manager: Oh, hey, I got in ~ ~

Old lady No.38: Thank you!

Manager: You're welcome. (to himself) I'm willing to pay for free.

Old lady No.38: Shall we get to work?

Manager: You must keep your word. Cheer up and get ready to drive ... gnome male-",what are you?

Old lady No.38: The rag is soft and absorbent. If it is polished on the table ...

Manager: Hey, hey, hey, oh, don't worry about your work yet, let the old lady open her eyes ~

Secretary: Start-(Music starts)

Manager: Have a look.

Old lady No.38: Gee, this girl is really handsome!

Manager: Isn't it beautiful?

Old lady No.38: This cheongsam is not bad either. This rag is too small. Here, change this for me.

Manager: That's a handkerchief ... I'll let you put on your work clothes later.

Old lady No.38: I, I, I, I wear this, too?

Manager: You are different from them.

Old lady number 38: I'm telling you, you can't work in this.

Manager: Yes, yes, take the old lady to try on clothes ~ ~

Old lady No.38: Where to try?

Manager: Go to the back.

(Almost simultaneously) Secretary: This way, please ~

Manager: Oh, old lady ... (to the secretary) Answer the phone.

Secretary: Hello, we are the Cixi Restaurant of the Price Bureau (Manager: Yes, tell him that we have changed it to Cixi Restaurant)!

Manager: What's the matter?

Secretary: Let's quote the price of vegetables.

Manager: just say I'm not here ~!

Secretary: Well, our manager said he wasn't in.

Manager: (grabs the phone suddenly) You can't even tell a lie! Hello, I'm not here, ah, no, no, no, no. He's not here. Hehehe, I'm his secretary. Don't worry, our vegetables are reasonable in price, good in quality and low in price. I will call you when he comes back. Ok, bye, bye. Hehehehehehehehehe! Nobody answered the phone again!

Secretary: Hey!

Manager: What are you going to do in the back?

Secretary: Are you dressed?

Old lady No.38: I'm dressed-

Secretary: Please-

(Music begins)

Manager: Let me see, let me see, hey, hey, hey, yes, it's beautiful. Oh, please don't shake this rag!

Old lady No.38: I have it here, not a handkerchief.

Manager: Please sit down, old man. What a surprise! You look like that Cixi in this dress ~ ~

Old lady No.38: Who's who?

Manager: Cixi ...

Old lady No.38: Cixi? The queen mother who eats more than 200 dishes at a meal?

Manager: (kneeling and saluting) Why!

Old lady No.38: No, no, no ... I am a poor peasant of eight generations. Her ingredients are too high. I won't install this.

Manager: It has nothing to do with that ingredient. To tell you the truth, I'm asking you to dress up as Cixi to accompany the guests to dinner this time!

Old lady No.38: That's even worse.

Manager: What?

Old lady No.38: I have a certificate, so I don't need an escort ~

Manager: Oh … I won't let you really accompany me to dinner, but I will let you stand here and be their commentator!

Old lady No.38: Oh, that is to say, people sit at my station (manager: ah right) and people eat and I watch (manager: ah right). Isn't this Empress Dowager Cixi a bit miserable ~

Manager: Why don't you understand your identity?

Old lady No.38: What am I?

Manager: I won't tell you. I just want you to dress up as Cixi and invite guests to dinner!

Old lady no.38: Then tell me earlier, and I will understand.

Manager: What status?

Old lady No.38: I'm NATO!

Manager: Hey, yes, you are NATO ... Don't say that.

Old lady No.38: What are you afraid of? That TV has long been exposed. Bhutto sells cloth, socks have sock holders and shoes have shoe holders. I'm Mito!

Manager: It seems that you understand.

Old lady No.38: I have understood it for a long time.

Manager: OK, OK, hey, business training begins!

Secretary: Serve-

Manager: Please have a look, old man-

Old lady No.38: What's this?

Manager: Gong Yujiu.

Old lady No.38: Did the emperor drink it?

Manager: Yes!

Old lady No.38: Can I smell it?

Manager: Please-

Old lady No.38: Xiang (likes it).

Manager: It smells good.

Old lady No.38: I like Erguotou.

Secretary: What do you mean like Erguotou? That's water mixed with spirit Erguotou!

Manager: Hey ... Nonsense! What spirit Erguotou mixed with water! When we get here, we have to call it Gongyu wine ~

Old lady No.38: Oh, how much is it?

Manager: 180 yuan!

Old lady No.38: This, this, this is 180 yuan? Oh, why has the word palace gone up in price?

Manager: This old lady, you should study hard here. Look at this dish again!

Old lady No.38: What is this dish?

Manager: Talent pool!

Old lady No.38: Did the emperor eat?

Old lady No.38: What about the white one?

Secretary: White radish.

Manager: Big mouth! What white radish? You can't call it white radish when you get here. This is called-court-white radish.

Old lady No.38: What about the green one?

Manager: Gong Radish.

Old lady No.38: How about this red one?

Manager: Gong Radish.

Old lady No.38: I know this yellow ... yellow one. This is the palace carrot.

Manager: Great, Palace Carrots!

Old lady No.38: Do you have to sell this radish for 5 yuan?

Manager: No, 80!

Old lady No.38: Shout, this, this, this 80 yuan?

Manager: Ah!

Old lady No.38: You have to buy a bunch of radishes!

Manager: I won't tell you? You can't call it radish here, you have to call it a hero gathering!

Old lady no.38: It is also full of talents. I think it's just a radish club, hahahaha. ...

Manager: Radish club? (Secretary: Radish has a meeting ...)

Manager: Don't be cheeky! Who told you this was a radish party? All enjoyed by the emperor! I'm telling you, this thing is a big supplement.

Old lady No.38: Then the emperor will take the radish-make up?

Manager: Ah, yes! Otherwise, how can the emperor live forever?

Old lady No.38: Not really.

Manager: What?

Old lady No.38: Emperor Tongzhi died at the age of 2 1 year, Xianfeng and Guangxu, calculate …

Manager: OK! Why do you always argue with me? What do you compare them with? Why don't you look at me? How can I be so energetic!

Old lady No.38: Do you wear makeup, too?

Manager: I order manna and eat palace food every day. I am a tonic!

Old lady No.38: Oh, so like a chicken?

Manager: I've been trying to lose weight these two days!

Old lady No.38: That's true. Where can I make it up?

Manager: pout! You are the general manager and I am the general manager.

Old lady No.38: So, so, so, you are the general manager. ...

Manager: Do you want to learn from me?

Old lady No.38: Yes.

Manager: I will learn to practice as I taught! Later, I will check your vegetable quotation!

Secretary: General Manager, please go to the Imperial Chef to see if the palace potatoes are ripe.

Manager: Hey, let's go-Hey! Practice hard! in fact ...

Old lady No.38: I'll practice your grandmother's mouth! If I graduate from your school, I will be a kidnapper! What am I doing? Hello! I am Cixi! No, they call me Cixi. Who are you? Price bureau! ? I told you, it's not me here, it's them, and the price of vegetables is ... black, really black! No, I have to go, or he will ask me to quote the price of vegetables later. You also want to listen, ok! Got it! Come out! Where is it?

Manager/Secretary: Here I am ~

Old lady No.38: Do you still practice?

Manager: Hey, hey, don't take off your work clothes!

Old lady No.38: I'm sweating here. I'm too involved!

Manager: Do it with your heart. (Old lady No.38: Yes) I have to explain to you that we not only have a banquet with Cixi, but also play the piano and sing in the court music and dance. If you only use ditty to sing two voices, you will earn more money ~ ~

Old lady no.38: rap is no problem!

Manager: Can you sing?

Old lady no.38: I can sing.

Manager: Listen. ...

Old lady No.38: Our village filmed Xiao erhei getting married (Manager: Hey). Old lady No.38: Guess what, let me play Xiaoqin (Manager: Xiaoqin? ) Let me play Qin Xiao. Let me try my voice. Oh, my voice is too high. You don't know how high it is, so I chose more than 20 little black girls, but it didn't stop me. As a result, this marriage did not form.

Manager: The old lady's voice!

Manager/Secretary/Old Lady No.38: (Mixed laughter)

Manager: Hey, are you the first one to come down?

Old lady No.38: I am used to going to the kang at home.

Manager: This is not your kang. It's lively enough. What can you sing?

Old lady no.38: I can sing anything. I sing everything when I cook at home.

Manager: Just listen to your cooking!

Old lady No.38: Please-

Manager: Let's cooperate!

(Music begins)

Old lady No.38: (singing) I made fried fish fillets with shredded pork, fried ribs with vinegar kidney, preserved eggs and white lotus root, jellyfish mixed with belly, four cool and four spicy, and white dry wine-a pot of heat!

Manager: (and) iron a pot-

Old lady No.38: (singing) Go around, have a look, taste it, and see if my cooking smells good-

Manager: It smells good. Alas, alas, the food here smells delicious enough. You have to make up some words and sing them to me later.

Old lady No.38: I can sing!

Manager: Old lady, don't just talk without practice-

Manager: (singing) Don't play with your mouth.

Old lady No.38: (singing) If I play with my mouth, I am a wooden stick.

Manager: (singing) Gong Yujiu.

Old lady number 38: (singing) one hundred and eighty-one.

Manager: (singing) How about this wine?

Old lady No.38: (singing) Let me play it for you-

Manager: Ah, blow! Ah, blow!

Old lady No.38: (singing) Look at my mouth! One to satisfy your appetite.

Manager: (singing) I called beauty.

Old lady No.38: (singing) Two cups of your kidney will be fine.

Manager: (singing) Haha, it's still very nice.

Old lady No.38: (singing) Three cups and five cups.

Old lady No.38: (singing) Make sure your face is small.

Manager: How about it?

Old lady No.38: (singing) There is red in white.

Old lady No.38: (singing) There is black in red.

Manager: Black. ...

Old lady No.38: Huh? It's getting dark (manager: huh? ) It's green. (Manager: Ouch. )

Old lady no 38: blue (manager: what color is this), and purple is not lingering.

Old lady No.38: (singing) The powder is so beautiful.

Manager: Oh, you scared me.

Old lady No.38: (singing) How about this wine?

Manager: (singing) This wine is beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful-beautiful!

Old lady No.38: What's beautiful? (Singing into the microphone) It's actually that Erguotou, that boiled water!

Manager: Why did you sing The Truth?

Old lady No.38: That's it.

Manager: You! You should sing like this!

Manager: (singing) Look at this dish. There are many talents. It's not expensive to make you 80 years old! Come and have a look and taste it for yourself! Eating in the mouth is particularly crisp! If you don't believe me, taste a crisp.

Old lady No.38: (singing) I ate a piece and chewed it in my mouth. It's really crisp!

Manager: (singing) Why is it so crisp?

Old lady No.38: (singing) Why is it so crisp?

Manager: (singing) May I ask you now?

Old lady No.38: I ...

Manager: Why is it so crisp? Why is it so brittle?

Old lady No.38: (singing into the microphone) It's just a big radish!

Manager: Tell the truth again!

Old lady No.38: (grabs the phone) Have you been listening clearly?

Manager: Hey! Who are you talking to?

Old lady no.38: Price Bureau!

Manager: Not going to drive!

Old lady No.38: I'm going to open it. I'll give you a secret recipe!

Manager: Say it, say it! (secretary's actual voice)

Old lady No.38: Get a pen!

Manager: pen and ink are waiting!

Manager: Take a pen, take a pen, old man. ...

(On the 38th, the old lady is dancing in dragon and phoenix)

Manager: OK, ah, go-ah, go-OK! The real you. What do you mean?

Old lady No.38: I don't even know what it means. You are such a stubborn man!

Manager: Hey, she said we were sticks! You old woman ... Oh, my God!

Old lady No.38: (Singing) You can go anywhere. It's a long way to go in Xiu Yuan. (Manager: You-) Being fascinated by the vast villages, you can go anywhere.

Manager: Stop.

Extended data

Creative background:

After the success of "So Packaged" from 65438 to 0995, both the director, Gong Hanlin and Zhao hoped that CCTV Spring Festival Evening would make a breakthrough from 65438 to 0996. Therefore, the sketch has made a lot of efforts from planning to rehearsal. From the early planning and discussion of the script, to the revision of the script until the performance lasted for more than two months, there were no fewer than hundreds of rehearsals.

The first ending of "Adventures of Working" is that after Zhao told the Price Bureau, he picked up his things and left without writing. Later, when Gong Hanlin and the cast members of the Spring Festival Gala went to practice the program, they gave some performances in Wenzhou. During the performance, two groups of directors suddenly found a drama actor writing with both hands on the stage. So, he told Gong Hanlin that if Zhao Lirong expressed what he said in words and showed it to the audience, the impact might be even greater. Gong Hanlin agreed at that time and asked Zhao for advice. Zhao thought it was a good idea, so he began to practice calligraphy.

At first, the crew asked Zhao to write down the words "innocent and true". Because Zhao can't read, she asked Gong Hanlin to write down these eight words, and then went back to practice by herself. So Gong Hanlin wrote these eight words in a box with a ballpoint pen. From that moment on, when Zhao was eating and chatting, he kept scratching these words on his legs. At the same time, she kept practicing with a ballpoint pen. But Zhao was not satisfied with his calligraphy, so he built a car behind closed doors and found a few people who could really write calligraphy to learn to write. At first, she wrote on real rice paper. Later, she thought rice paper was too expensive, so she wrote it in the newspaper.

A week later, Zhao called Gong Hanlin to his home. Gong Hanlin found Zhao's home. There were words on the bed, table and floor. Gong Hanlin saw Zhao's "Innocent Children, Real Things" and asked the crew to send a car to take Zhao to the regiment. Zhao hung his wrist in front of the crew and wrote "innocent and true", which was very satisfactory to everyone. However, the director of the second group tour found that the program was overtime, because the program was about 10 minutes, and Zhao wrote slowly, so it took one minute. It's too quiet on the stage for the audience below.

Therefore, Zhao insisted on practicing repeatedly to shorten the time. Later, in order to ensure the performance effect, the crew finally did Zhao's work repeatedly, so that she only wrote the word "genuine".

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