Ask for a long joke

(The full version of the little white hacker story is a bit long, and it will definitely make you laugh. )

Hacker: I control your computer.

Xiao Bai: How is it controlled?

Hacker: Using Trojan Horse

Xiaobai: ... where is it? Why can't I see?

Hacker: Open your task manager.

Xiao Bai: It's not in my computer.

Hacker: Forget it. I didn't do anything.

Hacker: I have taken control of your computer.

Xiao Bai: Oh

Hacker: Are you afraid? ! Hey hey.

Xiao Bai: Just in time. Help me kill the virus. Recently, my computer has had many problems.

Hacker: ...

Xiao Bai: Why do you always go in and out of my computer?

Hacker: You can install firewall.

Xiao Bai: Can't you get in by installing a firewall?

Hacker: No, I just want to add some fun. It makes me feel at ease to control your computer like this.

Xiao Bai: I heard that you can make viruses?

Hacker: Hmm

Xiao Bai: You can control other people's computers? !

Hacker: General.

Xiao Bai: Then can you hack those websites?

Hacker: Of course, didn't you hear people call me a hacker?

Xiao Bai: ... Oh, I thought it was because you were black. ...

"hey!"

Hacker: I'm here again! !

Xiao Bai: Don't you feel bored coming in every day?

Hacker: Yes, it is. Your machine is the worst I have ever seen.

Xiao Bai: No way, it's a famous brand.

Hacker: I mean, there are only viruses in your computer besides mentally retarded games.

Xiao Bai: Oh, have you seen my Lianliankan? I don't remember where I put it. I've been looking for it for a long time

Hacker: ... Goodbye.

Hacker: Hi! I'm coming.

Xiao Bai: I haven't seen you for several days. Are you blocked by my firewall?

Hacker: Haha, just kidding, it's easier to access your computer than mine. You don't miss me, do you?

Xiao Bai: I want to ask you a favor.

Hacker: What is it?

Xiao Bai: Can you access the power system and modify some data?

Hacker: ... what do you want! !

Xiaobai: Please help me get rid of the electricity bill this month. ...

Hacker: Go to hell! !

Hacker: Where the hell have you been? ! !

Xiaobai: ... I went out to play for a few days. Why do you want to see me?

Hacker: I want to find something.

Xiao Bai: What are you looking for here?

Hacker: Virus, find an old virus from a few years ago, only your computer has the most complete virus!

Hacker: I'm coming! !

Xiaobai: ...

Hacker: Why don't you talk?

Xiao Bai: In a bad mood.

Hacker: Who bullied you?

Xiaobai: I lost one of my numbers, which contained my first love.

Hacker: This is simple. I'll get it back for you.

Xiaobai: I can't get it back.

Hacker: Impossible. Tell me, what number?

Xiao Bai: Oh … I just can't remember.

Xiao Bai: Come out! ! ! !

Hacker: What's the matter? !

Xiaobai: Did you use my id to play in the forum? ! !

Hacker:. . . . Sorry, I forgot to tell you that I didn't do anything wrong, so I added a post, and I promise I won't play again next time.

Xiao Bai: That won't do! ! !

Hacker: What else do you want?

Xiao Bai: Your post is red in the face. First blush. I'm so happy. You must make me another one.

Hacker: Get down!

Hacker: Hey, I just did something very interesting.

Xiao Bai: What's this?

Hacker: I sent it to the forum.

Xiao Bai: This is normal.

Hacker: I insist as soon as I see it, and I will call the landlord a pig.

Xiao Bai: Wow, it's so pleasant. I never dared. I'll be burned!

Hacker: Yes, it has been banned.

Xiao Bai: Is this still interesting? !

Hacker: Yes, because I used your ID.

Xiao Bai: Are you an expert?

Hacker: It can be said that it is.

Xiao Bai: How high is it?

Hacker: Well, I hack myself when I'm bored.

Xiao Bai: Ha, I can do it too!

Hacker: # $%! You can, too? !

Xiao Bai: Yes, it turned black as soon as it was turned off. . . . .

Hacker: Fuck off!

Bai: Blackie, come out quickly. My password was stolen, 555 ~ ~ ~

Hacker: No problem, I'll get it back for you ... (Ten minutes later) No, I can log in with your number. ......

Xiao Bai: Then why can't I get on?

Hacker: Let me see ... Sister, you seem to have opened M! s！ Landing box of n ......

Xiao Bai: Oh, so these two can't be used together. ......

Hacker: That's it. ........

Xiao Bai: Xiao Bai, come out quickly! ! !

Xiaohe: What is it? I'm still awake!

Xiao Bai: Why can't I enter my password?

Blackie: What have you lost?

Xiao Bai: Of course it's a small keyboard, idiot!

Blackie: ............, how can you lose when your keyboard is not turned on?

Xiaobai: Help me open it! ! !

Xiaohei: ............................ (vomiting blood)

Xiao Bai: Xiao hei, tell Google what this is.

Hacker: It's a search engine, that is, it can find things quickly!

Xiao Bai: OK, I'll give it a try.

Hacker: Have you tried it?

Xiaobai: I tried my best. I found goolge with Baidu once.

Hacker: Can you throw a stone at me?

Xiao Bai: Can we meet?

Hacker: ... This is not good, why should I watch it?

Xiao Bai: I want to see if you think the same as me.

Hacker: Oh, what do you think?

Xiao Bai: Very handsome, wearing tights, very charming. I can go anywhere and maintain world peace.

Hacker: ... You mean Spider-Man, boss!

Hacker: Hello ~ ~ ~

Xiao Bai: You come every day. Are you curious about me?

Hacker: Not out of curiosity, but out of habit, so I walked in.

Xiao Bai: Well, I have a good way to change this habit of yours.

Hacker: ... Oh? ! What method?

Xiao Bai: I changed the bandwidth to 1K at the telecommunications bureau. It's too narrow for you to squeeze in, haha ~ ~

Hacker: Genius! .........., can you still surf the Internet?

Xiao Bai: Yes, take your time!

Xiao Bai: I learned some computer knowledge today. Very impressive.

Hacker: Tell me about it.

Xiao Bai: You can make everything on the computer invisible at once.

Hacker: dizzy! You don't say! I've never heard of it.

Xiao Bai: If you turn off the monitor, there will be nothing, haha, clever ~

Hacker: Go to hell ~

Hacker: Why are there so many things on your computer desktop?

Xiao Bai: It's easy to find.

Hacker: But why did you put the DVD movie on the desktop?

Xiao Bai: I watched a movie with porridge. It's so touching.

Hacker: ```````````````````````````````````.

Xiaobai: Xiaohei, let me ask you something. Why does the computer always prompt "There is not enough space on drive C to release"?

Hacker: Shit!

Hacker: Hey!

Hacker: Hey! Xiaobai ~

Hacker: Why are you ignoring me?

Xiaobai: I'm crying.

Hacker: Huh? What happened? Who bullied you?

Xiao Bai: No, nobody bullied me.

Hacker: Then why are you crying?

Xiao Bai: Look at the crayon Xiao Xin, Xiao Xin has lost it ~ He is so poor ~555555~

Hacker:-_-|||, then you continue to cry! ! ! !

Xiao Bai: I want to install anti-virus software.

Hacker: Well, well, your computer needs antivirus.

Xiao Bai: I want to install a famous brand, preferably Sony or BMW.

Hacker: How about Adidas?

Xiaobai: OK, please help me install it.

Hacker: Shit! I have something to do!

Xiao Bai: Xiao Hei, what if I want to delete something I don't use on my computer, but I can't?

Hacker: You can press F8 to enter "Command Safe Mode" when starting the computer-> "path"->; DEL file name again, ok ~

Xiao Bai: I want to delete windows from drive C.

Hacker: That's the system folder.

Xiao Bai: But I have never used it.

Hacker: I shouldn't discuss this problem with you! Shit ~

Xiao Bai: Do you really think I'm an idiot?

Hacker: Yes, it is.

Xiao Bai: My net friend said I was smart.

Hacker: What did they say?

Xiao Bai: I won't tell you * _ *

Hacker: You must have sent them PLMM photos again, right?

Xiao Bai: How do you know? ~~~~

Hacker: Shit! !

Xiao Bai: Xiao Bai? There is food in the summer vacation. Is there anything interesting?

Hacker: Yes, why do you ask this suddenly?

Xiao Bai: Then send it to me. Be specific. ..

Hacker: Oh, wait. ..

(15 minutes later)

Hacker: No, why should I send it to you?

Xiao Bai: The teacher asked me to hand in my summer homework and write down 10 interesting things in the summer vacation. ..

Hacker: Shit, shit! !

Hacker: Have we known each other for some time?

Xiao Bai: Yes.

Hacker: Do you think I am good to you?

Xiao Bai: Not bad. ..

Hacker: Hee hee (shy)

Xiao Bai: Why? Want to borrow money?

Hacker: ````````````````````````````````.

Xiaobai: I still owe the monitor 5 yuan rice money!

Hacker: When I didn't ask anything. ..

Xiao Bai: Come out! Ask you! Hacker: What?

Xiao Bai: Can you steal?

Hacker: Nonsense!

Xiaobai: Then help me choose the number. ..

Hacker: Say numbers. ..

Xiaobai: 10000

Hacker:! #￥%……—*

Hacker: I'm here again. ..

Xiao Bai: Just in time. I have something to ask you. ..

Hacker: What is it? Don't ask me to help you change the water fee this time!

Xiao Bai: Can you crack the password?

Hacker: Nonsense, I am a hacker. ............

Xiaobai: Help me unlock the Da Vinci code!

Hacker: Go to hell, idiot. I watched too many movies. ............

Xiao Bai: Do you find it interesting to visit my computer every day?

Hacker: Interesting!

Xiao Bai: What's the point?

Hacker: I'm studying why your computer full of viruses doesn't crash. ..

Xiao Bai: I know!

Hacker: # $%! Why?

Xiao Bai: This is called fighting poison with poison!

Xiao Bai: I also want to control your computer.

Hacker: That won't do. If someone visits my computer, I will go crazy.

Xiao Bai: It's not fair! !

Hacker: OK, OK, you have it under control.

Xiao Bai: ... but I can't. ........

Hacker: Quack ~ ~ ~ That's why I agreed! ! !

Hacker: I'm here again.

Xiao Bai: This may be the last time we meet.

Hacker: Oh? What happened?

Xiaobai: I want to reinstall the system, kill virus and install a firewall. I won't let you in!

Hacker: You hate me so much, ............ Well, I won't come again. Goodbye.

Xiao Bai: Well, .........., hey, wait a minute! ! Teach me what reloading system is first!

Hacker: ....................

Xiao Bai: Can you answer the questions about computers?

Hacker: I think so.

Xiao Bai: Which key on the keyboard is the most handsome?

Hacker: .............. doesn't know.

Xiao Bai: "F4" of course! !

Hacker: dizzy!

Xiao Bai: Can you answer another computer question?

Hacker: As long as it's not your stupid question.

Xiao Bai: I'm serious! ! Can you operate my computer?

Hacker: Well, yes.

Xiao Bai: This is a problem. Can you solve it, too?

Hacker: Your question should not be difficult.

Xiao Bai: Great. My fan seems to be broken. Help me change it.

Hacker: ... I will go first.

Hacker: What are you playing?

Xiao Bai: Clean the computer.

Hacker: You? !

Xiao Bai: Yes, you said I have a lot of viruses here, so I want to delete all the files I don't know I don't like.

Hacker: Stop it! How many documents do you only know? You don't want your machine?

Xiao Bai: What should I do now?

Hacker: Do nothing else. Go and play.

Hacker: Hi, Xiao Bai, haven't you seen me for a while? Did you miss me?

Xiao Bai: I didn't miss you, but you came at the right time. ..

Hacker: What now?

Xiaobai: I downloaded the movie with a donkey, but the hard disk space is not enough. Can you think of anything?

Hacker: Let me see ~! ~

Hacker: Xiao Bai, I have some sad news for you. Because there are too many viruses in your computer, the viruses have given birth to many babies, and they are all fighting for territory. ..

Xiao Bai: Ah ~! ~ Oh, my God!

Hacker: I'm still listening to the virus whispering that the price of space has gone up again. Many viruses can't afford to buy space and are ready to launch a riot. ..

Xiao Bai: What should I do?

Hacker: this is simple, reduce the space price and buy a hard disk ~! ~

Xiao Bai: 555555 I forgot my password again.

Hacker: If you have a bad memory, write the password on paper.

Xiao Bai: It's too long and complicated. One copy will kill people.

Hacker: With your intelligence, why do you want to set such a long password?

Xiao Bai: I think only when it is so complicated that I can't remember it can I stop others from deciphering it.

Hacker: In this way, the only function of your password is to make it difficult for yourself. ........

Hacker: The World Cup is about to start, a man's festival!

Xiaobai: Not only men, but also I like them ~ ~

Hacker: You? ! You can read football?

Xiao Bai: Yes, I will get up and watch every World Cup.

Hacker: Ha, great. We can finally speak the same language. Which team do you like?

Xiao Bai: China, of course! !

Hacker: No language. ......

Xiao Bai: Come out ~

Hacker: What is it?

Xiao Bai: Can movies be copied?

Hacker: Yes.

Xiao Bai: Why can't my movie be copied?

Hacker: What did you copy it with?

Xiaobai: Idiot, floppy disk, of course!

Hacker: @ #%%

Xiao Bai: Xiao Bai, are you coming?

Honker: I'm honker, following a hacker ~

Hacker: Are you talking about me? -

Honker: ||||| Why are there so many viruses in his computer? Did you do it? !

Hacker: = = ||| Yes, it was almost the same before I came here ~ Ask him yourself if you don't believe me.

Xiao Bai: No!

River: ..........

Xiao Bai: After he came, my fan stopped. It was so depressing!

Hacker: ....................

Honker: ..........................

Hacker: Shit!

Xiao Bai: Today I helped my classmate repair the computer.

Hacker: Just you?

Xiao Bai: Yes. ..

Hacker: It's a miracle that you can repair computers.

Xiao Bai: What's so strange? Her CD-ROM drive can't watch movies. ..

Hacker: Did she put the DVD movie in the VCD drive and couldn't play it out?

Xiao Bai: Right, so I know her CD-ROM drive must be broken. Tell her to buy another VCD drive tomorrow. ..

Hacker: ...

Xiao Bai: I want to buy a notebook.

Hacker: Soft copy or hard copy?

Xiao Bai: Oh, it's a laptop!

Hacker: What did you buy that for?

Xiao Bai: The key to playing games and surfing the Internet is to be beautiful, light and easy to carry. The most important thing is that it must be more elegant than the flower next door. Which one do you suggest I buy?

Hacker: That's very demanding. It is "Wenquxing", which suits you best!

Xiao Bai: Can you do me a favor?

Hacker: As long as you are online, just say it! ! !

Xiaobai: I'm playing go-karting ... You helped me steal a car with eight exhaust pipes!

Hacker: That's only available on Korean servers!

Xiao Bai: I don't care! ! ! You stole it from Korea! I want to use it in China! Then I am awesome! Hehe ~ ~ ~!

Hacker: …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… "

Xiao Bai: Can you play a chorus?

Hacker: Yes! What's the matter?

Xiaobai: You help me get Tom Cruise up! I'm going to cook him into porridge! Let him dance with me! :)

Hacker: 88

Hacker: I want to ask you a question.

Xiao Bai: Go ahead.

Hacker: ............, do you have a boyfriend?

Xiao Bai: Yes!

Hacker: .........., what's he like?

Xiao Bai: Tall, handsome and powerful. It's great for me to run a big company. ..

Hacker: Oh, I have something to do. I have to go first. ......

Xiao Bai: Hello ~ Hello ~ ~ ~

Xiao Bai: Hey, why haven't I seen you for a long time? Did you get caught? !

Hacker: No, .......... is very busy. Are you okay?

Xiao Bai: OK, I'm busy, too. I've cleared Lianliankan! !

Hacker: .........., how are you and your boyfriend?

Xiao Bai: Boyfriend? What boyfriend?

Hacker: Don't you have a tall, handsome and powerful boyfriend? !

Xiao Bai: Oh, oh ~ ~ ~ I'm afraid you will underestimate me. ........

Hacker: ... you, you super idiot! ! ! !

Hacker: .............., I like you.

Xiao Bai: A virus?

Hacker: What virus? I mean, unfortunately, I found that I like you very much.

Xiao Bai: You are fooling me again. You always call me an idiot.

Hacker: Yes, you are a big idiot, but I decided to sacrifice myself to maintain world peace, lest you harm others. ..

Xiaobai: ..................

Xiaobai: Do you really like me?

Hacker: .........., huh?

Xiao Bai: How much do you like it?

Hacker: It's just that my heart hurts when I can't see you. My head hurts when I see you.

Xiao Bai: Oh, I see.

Hacker:? you do not get it , do you?

Xiao Bai: So you treat me like a child with cavities facing chocolate!

Hacker: You can buy this notebook.

Xiao Bai: Oh, is this delicious?

Hacker: The configuration is good, and the brand and after-sales are good.

Xiao Bai: It doesn't matter. What matters is what color they have.

Hacker: ............ only has black.

Xiao Bai: Huh? ! These businesses don't consider consumer psychology. Don't they know how to add color or make hamburgers?

Hacker: Well, how about going to the toy counter first? !

One day, a stranger joined the hacker.

Stranger: Hello.

Hacker: Don't disturb others.

Stranger: I am a beauty! Don't be so rude to beautiful women.

Hacker: Unfortunately, I already have someone I like.

Stranger: I am more beautiful than the person you like 100 times.

Hacker: But she is the most beautiful in my mind.

Stranger: That's disgusting.

Hacker: Sorry.

Stranger: Hello? ....

....

Hacker (dark cool): Xiao Bai, Xiao Bai, even the IP has not changed. Do you still want to test me?