Who can help me find some hilarious jokes that can make people happy?

1. Today, a woman dressed as a nun sold a small pendant with a bodhisattva pattern at the station.

Keep talking about Buddhism and Taoism, keep peace and so on. . . A little boring, just ask how much,

I bought it and told her to go away, but she said, "benefactor, we monks don't talk about money, we talk about fate!" " "

I am a little puzzled: "What fate?"

20 yuan! '

2. Me: "Boss, how much is this dress?" Boss: "200, one?"

Me: "300?" The boss froze at first: "sell, why not sell!" " "

Me: "Then you can sell it for 300. I won't buy it anyway. "

3. Me: "Boss, how much is this dress?"

Boss: "200, one?"

Me: "300?"

The boss froze at first: "sell, why not sell!" " "

Me: "Then you can sell it for 300. I won't buy it anyway. "