Crying that you have no money and are poor friends. Funny copywriting is universal.

Funny copywriting in a circle of friends who cry that they have no money and are poor (Part 1)

1. In the future, you will definitely thank you for your hard work now.

2. The difference between rich and poor is that those who have no money use donkeys to pull the mill, and those who have money use ghosts to push the mill

3. People are as big as they are when they are not poor, and water is as flat as water.

4. The soil is softer and more fragrant after the rain, but it's a little sticky, and it's ok on the whole.

5. After the Double Eleven! Push hard. Hey! Hey, after eating dirt.

6. Every time you go shopping, you just go shopping.

7. Without any money, the poor are left with underpants.

8. The thief searched my house all night and finally left one hundred dollars.

9. I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.

1. Every time I see a beggar shaking a bowl at me, I feel that he is showing off his wealth to me.

11. I really just want this kind of friend to have no interest. If I have money, I will invite you to eat well. If I have no money, I will rub you and you will take me to eat.

12. My pockets are empty and my bank card is heavily in debt.

13. weight. Lack of money I hate you both.

14. I finally found a leaf that can be used as a trouser head.

15. Please order Pinduoduo for me.

16. We just caught a cockroach, and MLGB finally ended the meat season in the past six months.

17. ditches are easy to open, but poor pits are hard to fill.

18. fortunately, I still have the northwest wind to drink, otherwise I would have starved to death!

19. No, you can't buy any more ovens. You are already a poor man.

2. Today, I heard someone say that power money = man. I wonder, isn't it a man without money and power?

21. The iPhone 11 is really hard to grab. Every time I book and check out, I find that I have no money.

22. A Shan: I am an armchair strategist. There is an old saying that you want to be immortal without food, your stomach is hungry, your bed is warm, and you really want to sleep all day.

24. When the grain is converted into money, the money is converted into the grain. If you borrow a stone, you will die.

25. I can only live by biting my nails every day.

26. I am tired outside and hungry at home.

27. Come on, this dress doesn't suit me.

28. I've been chasing you for years, but I still haven't succeeded, but I will stick to it. Come on!

29. How to transfer the money in my head to my mobile phone is really annoying.

3. Recently, I have a special desire to shop. I paid a lot of deposits on the Double Eleven, and I will eat the soil next.

31. You can tell from a distance whether you are short of money.

32. Because of lack of money, we need to celebrate the New Year, because there are red envelopes during the New Year.

33. There is a party today. Will you go? You go ahead, I won't go.

34. I really hate you two for your figure and lack of money!

35. There is not a tile on the top and not an inch of soil under it.

36. I'm so sad. People like me who have no money and status are always looked down upon and feel sorry for themselves.

37. Helpers don't make money, so they make a living.

38. If it weren't for free air, I wouldn't be alive now.

39. Those who have money are brushing Taobao, while those who have no money are brushing Weibo.

4. The operation is as fierce as a tiger, and when you look back, you will eat dirt.

41. The poorer you are, the more you want to spend money. You've been poor for two months.

42. I have no choice but to be cash-strapped.

43. It's cold in the wind, and the poor are poor in rent.

44. Use two words to describe my night in double 11. Go to bed early. Crying that you have no money and are poor friends (Chapter 3)

45. Be careful when you walk across the lawn, and don't step on the soil I want to eat this month.

46. The carpenter has no stool to sit on at home, and the oil lady combs her hair with water.

47. things other than money will never be paid off.

48. I worship money because I am short of money, and I am jealous because I don't have it.

49. A burden breaks the waist, and there is no firewood at home.

5. Sorry, I can't give you the life you want.

51. Is money paper? I've been using coins!

52. It never rains for a hundred days, and people are poor and rich all their lives.

53. I can't love you without money, but I will love you with my life.

54. I owe my friend ten yuan, and it will take me a month to pay it back.

55. In fact, I was thin when I was a child, and then I went to school. The phrase "Who knows that every grain of food is hard" made me look like this.

56. Millennium tiles also have a turning point, and no poor people are poor to the end.

57. Online banking is really convenient. You don't have to go to the bank in cold weather. You can find out that there is still no money in the bank card by turning on the computer directly at home.

58. I'm so hungry that I want to eat fried rice with eggs, but my brother is watching the running man and won't help me fry.

59. You can't drink tap water, you can't eat unwashed apples, but you can eat apples washed with tap water. The world is so wonderful.

6. Why is the northeast wind blowing again today? There is no food to eat again.

61. If you can lie down at home on weekends, you will get hungry if you do too much exercise.

62. My idea is simple. I want to earn more money and find someone who loves me because of my money, instead of simply liking my kindness, integrity and beauty.

63. Can I win the prize? I really don't have much money left after I finish spending the flowers. I'm too poor to eat.

64. I don't feel well. I went online to check, and I wrote a will after checking.

65. Long sleeves are short, poor people have low color.

66. Life is like this. He is teasing you, but you take it seriously.

67. When I make friends, I don't care whether he is poor or not. He is definitely not as poor as me. Talking about the reality of being poor without money

1. Time will go further and further, where will we be then, and will you be by my side?

2. Does no one think that the director of Metamorphosis is inhuman? Grandpa's sick money is always 1 yuan for each staff member. Why should a hero cry?

3. It is wisdom to be painful without saying anything, and it is open-minded to laugh without saying anything.

4. Love is based on money, which is not news; It is not old news that money can't buy true love.

5. You are an angel in the devil, so the way to break my heart

6. He is poor now, but he still wants to study abroad.

7. Please don't judge my friends with money and status

8. Even if Chris has no money, no house or no car, he has Mei Geni.

9. In fact, every avenue leading to sunshine is full of bumps.

1. You are mixed with diplomas, while I am mixed with society. What you want is knowledge, and what I want is money. We are originally different people! ! ! ?

11, the so-called holiday, at home, go out without money, especially free every day.

12. Money can do many things, but it can't do everything. We should know its field. And limit it there; When it wants to develop further, it even has to kick them back.

13. It's hard for a rich man to have no money!

14. I feel so naive when I was a child. I don't have today's interests, money and power+(nothing to worry about)

15. This is the advantage of China's large population. I don't have to worry about repeat customers, just plunge into places where new users are densely populated, and I can get money.

16. Those who have no money always think that the money of the rich is bought with love, while those who have no love always think that the love of those who have love is bought with money.

17. Reality tells me that I can't keep my friends without money

18. Sometimes God doesn't give you what you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve better.

19. You don't have to forget the past, but you must let it go.

2. No matter how much wealth China has, if it is divided by hundreds of millions of people, it will be pitiful. No matter how small the China problem is, it will be great if multiplied by 1 million people.

21. Only those who have no money and no career have time to improve their life realm

22. Is the leaf leaving because of the pursuit of the wind or the tree's persistence?

23. Seven summers: A villa that is not made of money will be warm, and a simple and simple nest will be warmer with love.

24. Sometimes, people who know how to avoid problems are better than those who know how to solve them.

25. There are only a few pieces of broken furniture in the house, which is really a family.

26. Time has pieced us together and torn us apart alive.

27. Friends have two sides. Some can give you warmth, while others will only make you feel cold. Even if you have been hurt by a friend, you should be glad that at this age of no money, no power, no interest and no power, it is not really a matter of getting together. If you feel right, you will stick tight, and if you are tired, you will walk far. No one is to blame. Everyone lives for himself. Don't keep those who leave. Look after the people around you and let them really understand your goodness. That's a true friend.

29. I can't help being sad, so I slowly learned to hide.

3. What should I do if I am hungry? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if there is no money? Find a fool to cheat! What if I miss you? Look at the pigsty!

31. When I was a child, I often wet my quilt, and when I grow up, I often cry my pillow.

32. It is said that if a man has no money, it will become impossible for him to be predestined.

33. Don't let go of my hand, even though I tell you how to go.

34. He made a fortune in business, but he was penniless when he died.

35. It is better to cherish what should be cherished than to save what should not be saved.

36. If you don't have money, you can ask me for money, but you don't care about my friends, but the words are separated by money.

37. When you have money, you will be defeated, and when you have no money, you will worship God.

38. We have a little disagreement: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I hope she treats gold like dung!

39, don't deny a person's ability because of some trivial things.

4. Women can do without money, but they can't do without dignity. They can do without love, but they can't do without self-esteem. A woman's noble capital is dignity!

41. What is the scariest thing in the world? God replied: there is no upper limit for food intake and no lower limit for performance; If you don't succeed in socializing, lazy people hope for the peak. People are ugly but controlled, and friends prefer home less; Being single is always melodramatic, and being headstrong without money.

42. Money can buy a house but not a home, a marriage but not love, a clock but not time. Money is not everything, but the root of pain. Give me your money and let me bear the pain alone!

43. In the rich second generation, you didn't earn money, but your father earned money.

44. Half of the money I spent on advertising was wasted. Unfortunately, I don't know which half.

45. When he was down and out, he went to visit Nasreddin, a kind and clever old man who often helped people out of trouble.

46. The three worst bowls of noodles in life: human face, emotional face and scene.

47. A successful husband has more money than his wife can spend. A successful wife is to find such a husband.

48. Xin Yu: The same bottle of drink costs 2 yuan in a convenience store and 6 yuan in a five-star hotel. In many cases, a person's value depends on his location.

49. Happy New Year's Day. If you want to wish yourself health and happiness, a happy family, countless money and no hard work in 2xx, come and give a flower.

5. Don't say I'm stingy because I have no reason to be generous with my parents' money.

51. What's the use of wearing a 3,-dollar dress? It's only useful to wear a 3,-dollar dress.

52. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.

53. Online banking is really convenient. You don't have to go to the bank in cold weather. You can find out that there is still no money in the bank card by turning on the computer directly at home.

54. The girl with connotation in the city longs for love, while the girl in the country longs for money and material things.

55. I want a lot of love. If there is no love, then there is a lot of money. If there are neither, it is good to have health.

56. Love and money are both good things, but when they are combined, they may not give birth to sweet candy.

57. I can live without a boyfriend and money, but I can't live without you. It was difficult for me to cross the sea.

58. There are many things in this world that are more important than money, such as you

59. The money in our hands is a tool to keep freedom, and the money we pursue is a tool to make ourselves slaves.

6, the college entrance examination, the first big checkpoint on the road of life, boss, brothers, get ready for the ultimate big move! Win!

61. It is respect for the next one to delete everything from the predecessor.

62. Pretend to be stranger than a stranger when you are clearly not a stranger. .

63. Money determines the life span of poverty, which depends on people's hearts

64. In those days, people were poor all their lives without going to college, but now they are poor immediately after going to college.

65. Women always say that men who have money will go bad. I want to ask, do you want a man who has no money and is not bad? Love?

66. Love is the natural beauty of nudity without money as decoration.

67. We always think that love is much more noble than money, but we refuse to admit that both are desires.

68. Do you like going to the supermarket? I don't like it. Why? No money and no one to accompany

69. He said that we all learned to be calm afterwards. However, no one's youth has gone smoothly

7. The last time she had dinner with her children was a day ago, and the food was shared by poor neighbors.

71. Only when you are stupid can you know how to persist and give up in time;

73. A group of dogs around with money can hardly walk without money.

74. Schools are like watches. You can go to school if you pay money.

75. God gave me a low-key face, but it can't hide that I have a heart that can show off in an ostentatious manner.

76. The distance between a blessing and a smile is far greater than the ambiguity between people. Acquaintance is fate, and knowing each other is a blessing in life.

77. I'm not RMB, so I can't please everyone.

78. Everlasting and other things have changed for a long time.

79. Even if you have been hurt by a friend, you should be glad that at this age of no money, no power, no profit and no power, it is nothing for everyone to come together.