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Help me find a 600-word essay on the topic: Our class is in urgent need

When it comes to our class, there are endless jokes. All of our classmates are called "Kings", including "Composition King", "Singing King", "Idiom King", and The "running king",,,,,, the "composition king" of our class is Dai Siyu. Even though Dai Siyu is short and wears glasses, every essay she writes is excellent. Every time she takes an exam, Only 0.5 points are deducted for essays, and sometimes no points are even deducted. No one in our class can compare with Dai Siyu, and we all admire Dai Siyu very much. The "king of singing" is Zhang Xiaotian. In a singing competition, Zhang Xiaotian sang "Grateful Heart" and won the third prize. The prize was a bottle of shampoo for washing hair. We were all envious when we saw it. Zhang Xiaotian sang a song so beautifully that if he hadn't seen anyone but just heard it, he would have thought it was a famous singer coming to our central school to hold a concert. Zhang Xiaotian sang for us at noon every day. As soon as the singing stopped, there was thunderous applause. The "Idiom King" is Qian Xuedong. Don't look at him because he is so short and fat. However, there are many idioms in my mind. The last time the class held an idiom competition, Qian Xuedong said more than fifty idioms in one go. Later, everyone asked him how he could remember so many idioms. He said: "As long as you study hard, you will definitely get good results. It mainly depends on your daily accumulation. When I usually read, whenever I see an idiom, I will take a small notebook and write it down. When I have time, I will take it out and read it. Just remember it." We all listened in rapt attention, and the classmates in our class really admired him. The one we admire most is the "running king" Yuan Jialei. Even though she is a little girl, not tall and with short legs, she is a tenacious and hard-working little girl. No boy in our class can compare to her in running. Beat her. She won first place in the last sports meeting and broke the school record. When we heard the broadcast of the sports meeting, we gave her thunderous applause. Everyone was full of praise for her. Some male classmates were talking to themselves. He said: "How can a female classmate be better than our male classmate?" This incident surprised us all. Our classmate said: "You can't look at people through the crack in the door, as you look down on them." From then on. We were impressed by her. You see, the students in our class are so colorful, each with their own characteristics! I love my class.