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The Legend of Zhu Bajie in The Journey to the West
Author: gold panning in the sand
The first chapter The death of a flower thief
Update time 2009- 10-9 9:36: 18 words: 3682
Zhu Xiong is a flower thief.
The boy disliked reading since he was a child. The teacher taught him to write his own name. He always writes the word "bear" four points less in his name and writes it as "can". Later, his classmates simply called him Zhu Neng. Later, several of his cousins knew about it, and they were all the fifth in private, so they made fun of this brother every time because he was Zhu. Zhu has been talking for a long time, and everyone always feels a little embarrassed. I don't know who called him first, but in the end everyone called him Bajie.
Wuneng or Bajie, this name is just a code name. Zhu Xiong is used to it, but he enjoys it. But the bad thing is his appearance! I was a little better when I was a child. When he grows up, anyone will think of a pig at first sight. Look, ears, round nostrils facing the sky, plus a fat head and a big belly, it's a pig's rebirth.
There is a story-telling person who said that if another director wants to remake Journey to the West, it is best to recommend Zhu Xiong to play Pig. He doesn't have to wear heavy makeup. He's absolutely lifelike. Hehe, this boy Zhu Xiong patted his chest and shouted, "My old pig is on call!"
Since the nickname Bajie came into being, Zhu Xiong's life has become more and more colorful. Although everyone regards him as a joke, this boy is very strange, not angry or inferior, and is willing to be a clown. Zhu Xiong went from elementary school to junior high school. Although his academic performance has always been the lowest in the class and his appearance is modest, girls are willing to make friends with him. He thinks he is not material for reading. After being beaten several times by his parents, he ran away from home with his mouth wide open and wandered the rivers and lakes from then on.
Although there is no Tang Yincai or Pan An's appearance, he still smiles at flowers and people ...
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