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1. Don’t blame the dog for following you if you look like a bun.

2. Only when you were not loved by others will you cherish the person who loves you in the future.

3. Do you think I will watch you die? I I will close my eyes!

4. There are so many people who despise me, who are you?

5. Loneliness is not something you are born with, but when you fall in love with someone starting from that moment.

6. Smart women deal with men, while stupid women deal with women.

7. If the old man doesn’t take advantage of you now, then go play with others.

8. Dissatisfaction is a suspended replacement. It makes people constantly have the desire to climb up in comparison.

9. When I was in high school, my Chinese teacher was talking about poetry and said, "Stop and sit in love with Fenglin Nuan." The teacher said, "This is where you sit and make love." Everyone was dumbfounded, and then burst into laughter.

10. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, nor the distance between us, but the fact that I am standing right in front of you, but you don’t know that I love you.

11. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes.

12. Mom, I have never seen anything so long and of archaeological value. It can be made a world heritage site.

13. The one riding the white horse may not be a prince, he may be Tang Monk; the one with wings may not be an angel, he may be a bird.

14. Zhuge Liang had never led an army before he left the mountain. Why do you want me to have work experience?

15. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

16. The male classmate stood on my left, the female classmate stood on my right, and the others stayed put...but he didn't move.

17. Love is like a photo, it requires a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

18. When you fall in love with someone, you are always a little afraid, afraid of getting him; afraid of losing him.

19. Don’t look back, I only love your back. Humorous love message sentences Humorous love message sentences

Humorous love message sentences

1. Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.

2. Format yourself just to delete you.

3. If you can’t put your woman into a wedding dress, then never stop unbuttoning her clothes!

4. Love is mean, and Still making mistakes again and again. Whenever you stop being a bitch, a woman will come.

5. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

6. The dinosaur that degenerates three times a day is the strongest waste material in human history.

7. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to notice it.

8. I have lost my appetite when I see you, so why talk about sexual desire?

9. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dream, but the process of persisting in your dream!

10. Success is 3% talent plus 97% not being distracted by the Internet.

11. Smart people are all unmarried, and it is difficult for married people to become smart again.

12. Sorry, the user you dialed is married.

13. The departure of the stool is the pursuit of the toilet, or the lack of retention of the butt.

14. Love makes people forget time, and time makes people forget love.

15. Love that cannot feel pain is not true love, and a marriage that cannot feel happiness must be a sad marriage.

16. Smart people are unmarried, and it is difficult for married people to become smart again.

17. Work is so fun! Especially watching others work.

18. I woke up in the middle of the night without a good dream and heard the cat meowing. Although I like cats, I don’t dare to bark in front of others.

19. While others pretend to be competent, I have to pretend to be experienced.

20. If you like someone, there will be no pain. Loving someone may cause long-term pain, but the happiness they give me is also the greatest happiness in the world.

21. What makes you tired is not the mountains in the distance, but the grain of sand in your shoes.

22. People who are offline never know how long the person who is online has been waiting for her.

23. Although the famous flower has its owner, I will loosen the soil!

24. Sometimes the biggest joy when queuing up for food in the canteen is not that there are fewer and fewer people in front of you. There are more and more people waiting behind.

The beauty of knowledge lies in making people confused; the beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; the beauty of women lies in being so stupid that they have no regrets; the beauty of men lies in lying so that they can see ghosts in daylight.

Humorous sentences about love

1. Make other people’s money and let poverty go to hell.

2. If you ignore me, I will become a dumpling, and he is also the most famous in Tianjin

3. Before I had time to get involved, I was plucked out.

4. Rich people will eventually get married, and lovers will eventually get married.

5. You can see the words I type on the screen, but you can’t see the tears I shed on the keyboard.

6. A good horse doesn’t eat grass that turns back, so a good horse always goes hungry.

7. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually ran around naked for 20 years.

8. I thought that a bird cannot fly across the sea, because I thought that a bird does not have the courage to cross the sea. Ten years later, I discovered that it is not that a bird cannot fly across the sea, but that the other side of the sea has long been No more waiting

9. When a woman cries, a man will lose.

10. The only knife technique that women should practice is the knife technique for cutting vegetables. For women, this knife technique is more effective than any other knife technique.

11. If you fall in love in college, you will regret it for four years. If you don’t fall in love in college, you will regret it for the rest of your life!

12. I want to fall in love early, but it is too late

13 . You are the sun in my heart. It is a pity that it rains. You are the moon in my dream. It is a pity that it is covered by clouds. You are the most beautiful flower in my heart. It is a pity that it has bloomed. You are the Chang'e from the sky who came to the world. It is a pity that the face came first.

14. I like people who are half-hearted: they love me, have confidence in me, and are responsible for me; they speak creatively and satisfy me!

15. When arguing with someone, take a step back and the sky will be brighter; when chasing your girlfriend, take a step back and the sky will be empty.

Selection of humorous love messages

1. If a woman wants to please herself, she will tolerate a man who wants to please herself, but he will be poor!

2. Mom said it is best not to miss someone. Two things, the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply

3. Love me discount, free for a year!

4. If you see the shadow in front of you , don’t be afraid, that’s because there is sunshine behind you

5. Before marriage, I hope that what you have is mine, and what is mine is yours. After marriage, I am sure that what is yours is mine, and what is mine is yours. After divorce, you are still yours and I am still mine.

6. Running snail.

7. Isn’t face just for picking up girls? If you have a girl, why do you need face?

8. A man’s image has only one purpose: to pick up girls. So once a girl gets it, she will sadly find that this man has no image at all.

9. If there are ten thousand people in the world who love you, I must be among them. If there is only one person in the world who loves you, that person must be me. If no one in the world loves you, then I must be dead.

10. If I can meet you by burning incense for one year, get to know you by burning incense for three years, and cherish each other by burning incense for ten years, for the happiness of my next life, I am willing ...Convert to God

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1. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

2. You are the crow flying in front of the sky, and I am the furry dog ??on the ground chasing after you; you are the crab crawling in the sea, and I am the pea on the ground chasing after you.

3. The more deeply loved a husband is by his wife, the more mature he is, while the more pampered a wife is, the more immature she is.

4. You must take good care of yourself, remember to drink on time, smoke more when you feel uncomfortable, stay up late every day, remember to eat more late-night snacks, don’t eat too much breakfast, and remember to play with your mobile phone when crossing the road.

5. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

6. Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine’s Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; roast you, braise you, braise you; fry you, pan-fry you, serve you cold!

7. I searched for her thousands of times, but when I looked back, I saw that person was still dismissive of me.

8. Love means being mean, and being mean again and again. Whenever you stop being a bitch, a woman will come.

9. There is love first and then sex, and first sex and then love, just like there are eggs first and then chickens, and first chickens and then eggs. It is difficult to say which one is the truth and which one is the comparison. The other is nobler.

10. Dissatisfaction is a suspended replacement, which makes people constantly have the desire to climb up in comparison.

[page] 11. I understand the truth, but the people who are loved are all ancestors.

12. When love speaks, it is like the chorus of the gods, making the entire heaven intoxicated with fairy music.

13. Nine times out of ten women have one part love in their hearts, but two parts show it on the surface.

14. Only when you were not loved by others will you cherish the person who will love you in the future.

15. Say love out loud, because you never know which one will come first, tomorrow or the accident!

Sixteen, me! Like a dragon in the sky, you! Like a phoenix on the ground, I fly and fly in the sky, and you chase and chase you on the ground. I love you, I won’t lie to you, just like farmers love corn.

17. Smart women deal with men, and stupid women deal with women.

18. The dinosaur that degenerates three times a day is the strongest waste material in human history.

19. Women like bad-looking men, not bad-looking men.

20. Love is like ice cream, no matter how you avoid it, it will eventually melt.

[page] 21. I am a vine and you are a melon, I am a fish and you are a shrimp, I am a pot and you are a flower, I will make you laugh every day, haha!

22. Where there is marriage, there is a world. You and I are in the world, how come there are no scandals about the two of us in the world? Marry me quickly and let those paparazzi gossip about others!

23. The reason why people live a tired life is because they can’t let go of their airs, lose their face, and can’t resolve their complexes.

24. A child in the back seat will have an accident, and an accident in the back seat will give birth to a child.

25. Love like fish and water is the highest pursuit of both husband and wife, but we are all prone to make a mistake, that is, we always think that we are water and the other person is fish.

26. Sometimes a woman is like a walnut. As long as you can break the hard shell on the outside, you will find how soft and fragile she is on the inside.

27. When I love you, you are a beauty; when I hate you, you are a zombie!

28. If you see the shadow in front of you, don’t be afraid, it’s because there is sunshine behind you.

29. Loneliness is not something you are born with, but starts from the moment you fall in love with someone.

Thirty. People are not cute because they are beautiful, but they are beautiful because they are cute!

[page]31. What makes you tired is not the mountains in the distance, but the grain of sand in your shoes.

32. He has a face that I like, but he doesn’t like me. It’s so annoying.

33. Hope: The leader will follow you, the car will let you, the money will stick to you, the court will favor you, the official career will accompany you, the school will take care of you, the real estate will be whatever you want, and your lover will love you. !

34. Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.

Thirty-five. People who love me, please don’t wait for me, you will die before me. I will not wait for the person I love, I will die before her.

Thirty-six. The one riding the white horse is not necessarily a prince, but may be Tang Monk; the one with wings is not necessarily an angel, sometimes it is a birdman.

37. You are very important. Even if you are very important, I want you too.

38. The only knife technique that women should practice is the knife technique for cutting vegetables. For women, this knife technique is more effective than any other knife technique.

Thirty-nine, love that cannot feel pain is not true love, and a marriage that cannot feel happiness must be a sad marriage.

40. Love is a kind of mental work, and marriage is a kind of physical work. Love is like playing bridge, it all depends on calculation; marriage is like playing mahjong, it all depends on luck.

[page] 41. You are the most beautiful in my eyes: a hook nose and a toad mouth, mouse eyes and bandy legs, and a mouth under the nose, drooling.

42. Baby, baby, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice. You are the phoenix in the sky flying and flying, and I am the jackal on the ground chasing and chasing you. I will neither beat you nor scold you. I torture you with my emotions.

43. You can see the words I type on the screen, but you can’t see the tears I shed on the keyboard.

44. I like you so much, you will die if you love me! I love you so much. If you like me, you will live forever!

45. When you like me, I don’t like you; when you fall in love with me, I like you; when you leave me, I fall in love with you.

46. The life I want is to have flowers on the bedside, a dog beside the bed, and you on the bed.

47. Please put aside what you are doing and like me first.

48. Being single is understanding, being in love is a mistake, breaking up is enlightenment, getting married is a mistake, divorce is awakening, remarriage is stubbornness, not having a lover is a waste, and having too many lovers is an animal.

Forty-nine, rich people will eventually get married, and lovers will eventually get married.

Fifty. People say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact it’s all made up.

[page] 51. A man raising a woman outside is called "hidden beauty in a golden house". A woman raising a man outside is called "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon".

52. I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not my heart.

Fifty-three, you are handsome, you are handsome, you are the most handsome in the world. You have a nest of cabbage on your head, a sack on your body, and a piece of kelp around your waist. You think you are the invincible of the East, but in fact you are the loser. The second generation of gods.

Fifty-four, a hero has a hard time with a beauty. I am not a hero, but beauty made me pass.

55. Smart people are all unmarried. It is difficult for married people to become smart again.

Fifty-six, don’t talk about love easily, the promise you make is the debt you owe!

57. If meeting me is your cup of tea, then marry me and you will know what comedy is! If you don’t believe it, try it!

58. An unmarried woman sighed: Why do all good men become other people’s husbands? Someone reminded her: Wives train good husbands by themselves, and no man can be self-taught.

Fifty-nine, don’t look back, I only love your back.

60. If the relationship between men and women is handled well, good stories will spread; if it is not handled well, gossip will spread.

[page] 61. If someone pursues her, there is no woman in the world who will not be in high spirits. That's why women are so fascinating.

62. People who know good food will not eat well-cooked steak; people who know love will not promise to last forever.

Sixty-three, boy, you are my sister’s. Come hang out with me today!

64. Experiencing a relationship is like eating chocolate. Even if you don’t have to pay for the chocolate, you still have to pay for losing weight.

Sixty-five, you are still the same, you are as mentally retarded as ever, but I like it.

66. Love and sympathy are like sand and gold. Although they are mixed together, I can still distinguish them clearly.

67. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes.

Sixty-eight, I am a passerby that you turn around and forget about, why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasting time?

69. The temperature of love is like bath water. It’s not that the hotter the better, it’s that you feel comfortable.

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1. Keep turning QQ groups on and off , turned it off and on, looking at the people online, but couldn't find anyone to chat with.

2. Once you fall in love, you become your wife. How many responsible people are there?

3. I just discovered that when I can’t get through to you, the one who says sorry to me always moves

4. Can bend down to tie your shoes A better man is always better than a man who only helps you take off your clothes.

5. When I get married and have a wedding reception, I will put my husband’s ex-girlfriend and those women I don’t understand at a separate table, and then I will toast them one by one!

6. Me Future husband, don’t be so nice to your current partner, it’s useless!

7. I hate it when I wait for a long time to hear from you, and the result is just one sentence, do you think I am telling a story or a joke?

8. We have a lot to talk about in QQ, but in reality we can’t say a word when we meet, just like strangers.

9. He said he loves you, but he didn’t say he only loves you.

10. Don’t be like a trash can, pretending and pretending and pretending

11. Believe it or not: there will be someone who carefully reads each of your statuses , including every reply below, but without saying a word.

12. Is anyone like me, having nothing to do in front of the computer, but don’t want to turn it off?

13. Sorry, I can’t look the way you want.

14. You are so lewd, my niece will be shy if she hears it.

15. Friends, don’t be discouraged. Without her, there will be one less person to sleep in the bed and one less person to cook in the kitchen.

16. There are flowers inside the wall but red outside. There is no way to pick flowers. If you want to pass the road, the flowers must wither, and all the joy will be in vain.

17. People who know good food will not eat well-cooked steak; people who know love will not promise to last forever.

18. Red beans don’t grow in the South, but grow on my face. I really miss you!

19. The temperature of love is like bath water. It’s not that the hotter the better, it’s about how you feel. It’s good to be comfortable.

20. Love like fish and water is the highest pursuit of both husband and wife, but we are all prone to make a mistake, that is, we always think that we are water and the other person is fish.

21. Love is a kind of mental work, and marriage is a kind of physical work. Love is like playing bridge, it all depends on calculation; marriage is like playing mahjong, it all depends on luck.

22. Stupid man + stupid woman = marriage; Stupid man + smart woman = divorce; Smart man + stupid woman = extramarital affair; Smart man + smart woman = romantic love!

23 . When you like me, I don't like you; when you fall in love with me, I like you; when you leave me, I fall in love with you.

24. It’s okay if you step on my feet, but don’t step on my shoes!

25. Is there such a person: you can exchange dozens of text messages with him every day? , but after a phone call, I was embarrassed and speechless!

Appreciation of funny and humorous love sentences

1. Most people who change their signatures just want to write a sentence that suits their mood, to someone look.

2. Have you noticed that excellent people are generally single.

3. You are only suitable to miss, not to meet.

4. Am I superfluous? In fact, I am not superfluous! There is only one me in the world, so how can I be superfluous? That is called the only one!

5. In fact, a man who has the ability is to make himself A woman is so spoiled that other men can’t stand it!

6. I have set up online reminders, but I still can’t help but check you over and over again to see if you are online!

7. I I just hope that someone will know that when I say I’m fine, I’m not really fine.

8. Love like fish and water is the highest pursuit of both husband and wife, but we are all prone to make a mistake, that is, we always think that we are water and the other person is fish.

9. A couple should live their lives like a pair of chopsticks: first, no one can live without the other; second, they can taste all the ups and downs together. Such chopsticks can only be long-lasting ivory chopsticks, not disposable disposable chopsticks.

10. Marriage is not +=, but +=. That is: two people each cut off their own personalities and shortcomings, and then make do with each other.

11. Love is a kind of mental work, and marriage is a kind of physical work. Love is like playing bridge, it all depends on calculation; marriage is like playing mahjong, it all depends on luck.

12. A difficult love is three hundred and sixty-five thousand roses in moonlight poems, plus eternity; a difficult marriage is three hundred and sixty-five thousand quarrels in account books and certificates, plus Patience; a difficult life is neither of the above.

13. In love, some people regard death as home; in marriage, some people regard home as death.

14. Dating is sales, love is direct sales, and marriage is bidding. A person's happiness lasts only days at most, so a newlywed is called a honeymoon; a person's patience only lasts a day, so work is based on monthly salary.

15. The world is too big, but I still meet you, the world is too small, but I still lose you

Selection of funny and humorous love sentences

1. BC we are too Xiao, we are too old after AD, no one can witness the true beauty!

2. Memories are sad, expectations are confusing, and the current passion is mixed with ecstasy and despair

3. If everyone underestimated his own joys and sorrows, there would be no Romeo and Oedipus in the world

4. It is said that the earliest love poem was written like this: You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Beijing. Zhoukou, hold your furry little hand and take a small bite gently, ah! It’s love that makes us walk upright!

5. Lovely you stole my love and my heart, I Decided to take you to court, what crime should you be sentenced to? The judge went through all the criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously agreed: sentence you to me for life.

6. If you blink your eyes, I will die. If you blink again, I will come to life. If you blink your eyes, I will die.

7. Regret is a spirit-consuming emotion. Regret is a greater loss than a loss and a greater mistake than a mistake, so don’t regret it.

8. Is it possible for ordinary people to understand that there is drunkenness in the dream but no intention?

9. The image of a man has only one purpose: to pick up girls. So once a girl gets it, she will sadly find that this man has no image at all.

10. I have borrowed money, paid for food, and you have done all the hard work; I have lived a sweet life, and you have praised me in front of my family; I have gone through wind and rain, and I have to go through it before happiness. You can endure hardships; my dear, you are the one who wants to walk through the sweet next stop with me.

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Funny love humor sentences

1. If you really love someone, you should love him as he is, and love him as he is. He is bad, love his advantages and love his shortcomings, and never want him to become what you want just because you love him.

2. There are many outstanding men and beautiful women in the world , but there is only one feeling that belongs to you. Never change your true love because of other people's eyes. Never lose yourself by living in other people's eyes. And never be too greedy, otherwise what you lose is something you will regret for the rest of your life.

3. You cannot tell the reason for truly loving someone. You only know that no matter when and where you are, in good or bad mood, you want this person to be with you. The true relationship is when two people can be together. Staying together in the most difficult situation means not asking for anything. After all, love is about giving, not just getting.

4. I searched for her thousands of times, but suddenly looking back, that person still dismissed me.

5. How can I kill you, my love?

6. You are a little smart, I am a little silly, you are a little delicate, I am a little rustic, you are a little fragrant, I am a little drunk, if you are angry, I will not be angry.

7. Don’t be discouraged, my friend. Without her, there will be one less person to sleep in the bed and one less person to cook in the kitchen.

8. There are flowers inside the wall but red outside. There is no way to pick flowers. If you want to pass the road, the flowers must wither, and all the joy will be in vain.

9. Loving someone means that when you dial the phone, you suddenly don’t know what to say. It turns out that you just want to listen to that familiar voice. It turns out that what you really want to unplug is just a string in your heart.

10. When you are away from home, your wife has told you not to sit in the first row of a car. You can’t stand up if you can’t pick up the vegetables. Don’t let your stomach get damaged by drinking. Don’t pick wild flowers on the roadside. Don’t bring your lover into the house.

11. I wish you: a high position but little responsibility, plenty of money but little to do, close to home, sleeping until dawn every day, getting your salary until your hands cramp, receiving gifts when your subordinates spend money, and getting a raise for others who work overtime. !

12. You, you, you little goblin, I have been poisoned by your love but you still refuse to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I am about to die! Save me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

13. Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, life is like lighting fire in seven places and smoking in eight places

14. The biggest benefit of blind date Yes: If there are problems in the marriage later, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

15. Miss, the third button of your blouse is open!

16. Baby, baby, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice, you are the wind in the sky, the phoenix flies. , I am a jackal on the ground chasing you, I will not beat you or scold you, I will torture you with my emotions.

17. There was once a girl who said she could wait for me until the next life. When I told her that I liked her, she turned around and said to me: Do you want to chase me? Just wait for the next life!

18. There once was a girl who said she could change herself for me. That day when I mustered up the courage to confess to her whom I had a crush on for a long time, she said to me: What do you like about me? I’ll change it. No way?!

19. There was once a girl who was willing to jump off a building for me. When she knew that I liked her, she said to me upstairs: Don’t come over here! If you get close to me, just jump away from me. Jump here!

20. Being single is understanding, falling in love is a mistake, breaking up is enlightenment, getting married is a mistake, divorce is awakening, remarriage is stubbornness, not having a lover is a waste, having too many lovers is an animal!

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21. The Buddha said: Only by looking back five hundred times in the past life can we pass by in this life. If it is true, I would trade ten thousand times to meet you. 555 is so easy. I just have to look back in my last life.

22. If you are a fish, then I am the fishhook. , I want to catch you; if you are a hill, then I am the river on the side of the mountain, and I want to go around you; if you are a steamed bun, then I am a bowl of mutton soup, and I want to soak you.

23. If a drop of water falls from the sky, it is the tears I shed because I miss you. If two drops of water fall from the sky, it means that I love you and my heart breaks.

If countless drops of water fall from the sky, what do you think? It’s raining!

24. I love you forever, this is true. Please believe me, you are the only one for me. Life cannot survive without you. Only I understand your heart best, and your eyes are the tenderest. To understand what I mean, please read the third word of each sentence!

25. Five hundred years ago, you were a long-term worker in our family. When I peeked at you chopping wood from the window that day, I said: I fell in love with you, don’t blame me for not telling you at that time! Because there were no text messages at that time!

Humorous and interesting sentences about love

1. I miss you, I miss you, I miss you so much , find a painter to draw you, stick you in a cup, drink water and kiss you every day, how about a sample? Pour a cup of boiling water and I will burn you to death~~

2. A thousand roses for you , you have to love yourself well. A thousand paper cranes are given to you to keep troubles away from you. A thousand lucky stars are sent to you and may good luck surround you. A thousand pistachios are given to you, let happiness accompany you. A thousand meteors are given to you, sample~ I don’t believe they can’t kill you!

3. If your eyes blink once, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will live. Your eyes I kept blinking back and forth, so I was alive and kicking! Please go and have a look if you have a convulsion.

4. You are the wind and I am the sand, you are the leather shoes and I am the brush, if you ignore me I will commit suicide!

5. You are the sun in my heart, but it is a pity that it rains . You are the moon in my dream, but it is a pity that it is covered by the clouds. . . You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it is a pity that it has bloomed. You are the Chang'e from heaven who came to earth, but unfortunately you hit the ground face first.

6. You are handsome, you are handsome, you are the most handsome in the world. You have a cabbage on your head, a sack on your body, and a kelp around your waist. You think you are the Invincible of the East, but in fact you are the Second Lost God. generation.

7. Is there ever a moment when Chen will think of Hui?

8. One day, I dreamed that I had spent all my money. When I woke up, my pocket was really empty.

9. Fools sit back and wait for death, while wise men wait for coins.

10. All I can give you is the warmth of a cup of coffee. I wish you the best in my heart. Don’t be discouraged or give up. Hold back the tears and raise your head, smile and move forward on the real land.

11. Because I have you in my heart, the scenery along the way is so beautiful. Even though you don't know it, you can't see it.

12. Happiness does not necessarily mean that we smile brightly, and sadness does not necessarily mean that we cry loudly. In fact, on this journey, there are always touches and gains, so I am very happy.

13. In fact, in this world, there was once a person who made us laugh and cry. Even after time passes, those shadows and smiles are still in our hearts. Even if we don’t get them, it is still a kind of happiness.

14. One day you must be brave enough to grow up, look up at the dazzling sunshine, close the pages of the book and forget the beautiful fairy tales.

15. Sadness is like a biscuit, which molds quietly. After three days, it will turn into a beautiful green mold spot. You cannot eat it, but you can also take a photo as a souvenir.

A selection of interesting love humorous sentences

1. Love is also an invention that needs constant improvement. However, this invention is different from other inventions. It has no patent rights and can be snatched away at any time.

2. There are fewer and fewer frogs in nature, and more and more frogs are found online.

3. I looked for her thousands of times in the crowd, but when I looked back, that person still looked down upon me.

4. Girls in the Chinese Department fantasize about love, girls in the Mathematics Department calculate love, girls in the History Department criticize love, and girls in the Foreign Languages ??Department talk about love.

5. You can’t tell the reason for truly loving someone. You only know that no matter when and where you are, in good or bad mood, you want this person to be with you. The true relationship is when two people can be together. Stay together in the most difficult situation, that is, there is no requirement at all. After all, love is about giving, not just getting.

6. These bastards even want to embezzle.

7. My husband has a new love outside the home, and he really wants to divorce his wife, but he can’t get the word out. Late one night, the husband came back from a tryst and knocked on the door for a long time, but his wife would not open it.

He was so angry that he kicked the door open and yelled at his wife: I've had enough of this kind of life, we're going to get divorced immediately! At this time, his wife said to the bed: Hey, honey, come out quickly, we don't have to hide anymore. Hidden!

8. When I grow up, I want to marry Tang Seng as my husband. If I want to be pampered, I will dote on him. If I don’t want to play with him, I will eat him up.

9. I used to go out with my girlfriends and boyfriends. During the meal, I got into an argument with my boyfriend over a trivial matter. I yelled at my boyfriend, if you treat me like this, I will definitely make you regret it! My best friend helped me and said: Yes, marry him! Make him suffer for the rest of his life! Sisters, who are you helping?

10. Xiao Ming said to his friends: My father is very fierce and beats people, but my mother never hits me. The little friend said with envy: Then your mother must love you very much. Xiao Ming replied resentfully: Not necessarily, as long as I disobey, my mother will hand me over to my father.

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