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What’s your grandma’s name when she’s still in Niujiao Tuoge?

The title of the song is "Sichuan Dialect Version of the New Legend of White Snake".

The lyrics are:

Mountain City Beautiful Mountain City Beer

Looking at ease and drinking happily A

I like to visit Jiefangbei

There is a bag thief in Jiefangbei

I like to go shopping in the metropolis the most

I will give you a leather strap that is so tight that you can blow it

My grandmother is here If this is the case

Your grandma is still in Niujiaituo

You would never dare to do this

I haven’t made you feel wrong

< p>You are just crying

If you cry again I will give you a hook

If the tiger doesn’t show its power, you will treat me as a sick cat

Kneel down on the ground Sing conquest to me

Grandma, grandma, you are so old

Old paw

He bullied me

You are so cowardly I dare to hold my claws and plagiarize my old house

No

What will I do if grandma bullies me again

I have to be old

How dare you If you dare to bully you again, ask him to kneel down and poke the clothes board

Xiao Fei: Ouch, ouch, ouch

If you hear more, you will be better off

Be a good man Being black is not easy

You asked me to sing Conquest

I was actually trying to be cool

You have to kneel down until you feel comfortable singing

Yes My skull diode is short-circuited

If my grandmother didn’t come

I’m not going to be so cowardly as to admit my mistake

Let’s see if you dare to post it in the future Ha

Cut back to pinching my feet

Oh my mom

Oh my mom

She wants to abuse me Stay up all night

My life is so bitter and I want to do something wrong

It is better to kneel down and sing Conquer