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A joke to comfort people in a bad mood

One day, I was working overtime in the company and a girl in the office was crying. "Sister, I'm going to resign." I saw it, huh? What happened? I quickly asked what was going on, and the girl said, "Sister, I told you that when you are sad, you will be much happier." I immediately realized that my colleagues were laughing at me.

1. Don't look at people with sympathy, because it's unnecessary.

I just had a quarrel with my girlfriend today. Girlfriend said she wanted a divorce. Unexpectedly, she said, "What do you want? I told her not to tell anyone. " Now I'm confused: what's wrong with me? The girlfriend said, "Don't you just want a divorce?" Then I said everything I just said. Just after that, his girlfriend took back the mobile phone she gave him. I was about to ask his girlfriend if she was angry. The girlfriend smiled and said, "No, nothing! It doesn't matter much to be angry! " Then he started hitting him again. Looking back now, it is still very irritating. This time should be regardless of the occasion.

People who don't make you sad will be more sad.

One day, my colleague said to me, "Xiaohua, do you feel down and out today?" "Well, there is. Look, she is also down and out today. As you said, people who don't make you sad will be very sad. " I see. Why is this guy so disappointing? He didn't bring himself happiness. So, I said, "Why is it the most down and out?" Colleague said, "Maybe I'm too tired recently." So what I said is wrong! Don't you think of others yourself? ! ?

3. Comfort people with understanding and love

One day, my boyfriend and girlfriend quarreled and then took it out on her boyfriend. "Go to your company, please go and see him again. What can you tell me? " My girlfriend got angry and went out, but my boyfriend stopped chasing her. She also boasted to her colleagues, "Is there a sister who comforts her boyfriend like this?" Colleague: "Sister, what do you think? My sister comforted me like this. " Boyfriend: "Will you miss his girlfriend again?"