Funny sentences for children entering kindergarten

The humorous sentences for children entering kindergarten are as follows:

The happiness of a gardener is to let every sapling grow vigorously, and every sapling be able to receive the sunshine and the care of the moon. .

The warm spring light was blowing on the small river, and the river was suddenly moved by a pleasant and melodious flute sound. Looking around, a group of naughty children were making willow flutes out of weeping willow stems!

Spring comes so fast and quietly. Before you know it, the grass is green, the branches are sprouting, and the wildflowers and rapeseed flowers are blooming everywhere. Everything is bathed in the dawn of spring and swaying in the spring breeze. Swinging gently, the kindergarten children held hands and sang and danced softly, so charmingly.

The spring flowers in the garden are twisting their bodies, and the little angel bathed in the sun opens his longed mouth, greedily sucking the spring rain and dew.

The children are bathed in the spring light, just like the small trees growing into a big forest.

The woods are a paradise for birds, the sea is a paradise for fish, the night sky is a paradise for stars, and the kindergarten is a paradise for our children. The happy vacation is over, and you are welcome to return to the big family of kindergarten.

There is happiness everywhere in life, let us find happiness, explore happiness and have happiness together!

Welcome every day with happiness and communicate with them attentively, because teachers are the ones who help them grow. Enlighteners in the world; we must use tolerance to accept their mistakes every time they grow up, because their immature hearts need more care...!

If there are jokes, everyone laughs together; if there are games, everyone laughs together Fun; if there is football, everyone can play together; if there is basketball, everyone can play together. All of this is sharing happiness. Maybe happiness is that simple.

Happiness is very simple, happiness is around you. A joke from a classmate is happiness, playing games is happiness, playing football is happiness, playing basketball is even more happiness for me, and everyone is also happy when sharing happiness

When I was in kindergarten, my parents and Grandma took turns picking me up. But they often mistakenly think that the other party will come to pick me up because we don’t live together. Once, it was very late and no one came to pick me up. I was holding on to the door and watching the road home. I actually saw my parents going out for a walk. My mother saw me and said to my father: After all, that kid really looks like our son.

The teacher taught the kindergarten children to learn English and read ABC. There is a child who just doesn't want to live or die. The teacher asked him why, and the child replied: "Mom said, B is a curse word and cannot be said!" The teacher said angrily: "Your mother's B is different from the teacher's B! Your mother's B is a curse, and the teacher's B is a foreign language. For human use.

When a kindergarten was enrolling students, the principal asked the children: Can they count from one to one hundred? The children looked at the principal and said: 1, 10, 11, 100, the count is over. The principal turned to the parents and said, "Your child is not suitable to come to our kindergarten. Your IQ is too low." The child suddenly yelled: "You have a low IQ! I am too lazy to count to a hundred. I can't count in binary."