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Compliment yourself with interesting sentences.
When I look in the mirror, I am often fascinated by my appearance.
3. Refuse strict smelting, ore is not more valuable than before mining.
Only a down-to-earth person can say: The road is under my feet.
In my study, I am diligent and eager to learn, and I will always be the master of my own study.
6. Exclamation marks are warriors, blood dripping on the way to climb, and tears shed by cowards when they are disappointed.
7. How can I be too handsome to go out? I'm afraid all men and boys will be lovelorn as soon as I go out.
8. My wife said I was ugly, but I don't think so, because after she was with me, she said that Zhang Dongjian was so ugly.
9. Without the courage to break through the ground and fight against snow, the future of seeds is not much better than that of fallen leaves.
10, spring water, the more tortuous the road of struggle, the purer the soul.
Footprints are most likely to stay on the soft sand. Tantalum is also the most easily erased by the tide.
12, one day, I looked in the mirror and found that I actually fell in love with myself! Terribly handsome!
13. If butterflies want to get the joy of flying in a hundred flowers garden, they must first endure the pain of breaking with pupae.
14, Pan Yu is ashamed to see me! Self-destruct appearance! Both committed suicide! I am handsome and invincible!
15, Waterfall-In order to rush to rivers, lakes and seas, even in the face of the abyss, it still roars forward and never flinches.
16, and strive to open up and turn the bent bamboo whip into a straight bamboo.
17, they all say I am awesome! I don't think so. In my opinion, no one is more handsome than me. I am the most handsome!
18, keep corals away from wind and waves? That would be tantamount to ruining their beauty.
19, telescope-you can see the distant target, but it can't replace you to walk half a step.
20. Without wind and waves, there would be no brave frolicking; No thorns, no indomitable pioneers.
2 1, whenever I think of my handsome back and forth, I can't help crying.
22. No matter how good the seeds are, they can't bear rich fruits without sowing.
23. The footprints in the desert soon disappeared. The song of struggle, however, lingers in the hearts of hikers for a long time.
24. No matter how beautiful the dream of a wise man is, it is not as good as the footprints of a fool.
25. The flash without pearls is smeared by others.
26. Although bamboo shoots are tender, they are not afraid of heavy pressure, dare to struggle and dare to take the lead.
27. If you have never been afraid, embarrassed or hurt, it is good that you have never taken risks.
28. I hope that only hard work can give wings to tigers.
29. For warriors, poverty, illness, embarrassment, blame and cynicism, all oppression are the driving force for progress.
30. If you don't set foot on the muddy path, you can't set foot on the road covered with flowers.
3 1, as long as you don't give up your efforts and pursuits, grass also has the value of embellishing spring.
Whenever I see myself in the mirror, I always have an impulse to kneel down and worship at once.
According to the Handsome and Guilty Act, I have been sentenced to 65,535 years' imprisonment (China abolished the death penalty).
34. The seeds with tenacious vitality never sing a curse song to the barren land.
In the vast desert, only the pace of progress is a symbol of hope.
36. Bamboo roots-Even if they are buried underground and no one can see them, they will never stop exploring and try to grow new bamboo shoots.
37. Although the light spot of fireflies is weak, it is a challenge to the darkness.
38. The sweat of the cultivator is the milk that feeds the growth of seeds.
39. The cultivator trusts his sweat most, and every drop is pregnant with the seeds of hope.
40. Don't laugh at Cycas. In order to open a flower, it has made more efforts than other tree species.
4 1, temporary setbacks can often be transformed into knowledge and insight through unyielding fighting.
42. There are only two kinds of people in this world, those who think I am handsome and those who have never seen me. ...
43. If you want to be a strong cadre, you must always avoid the thorns on the aisle, and you can't avoid the erosion of wind and rain.
44. All the beautiful feelings in the world together are not worth a noble action.
45. Don't let the pursuit boat anchor in the harbor of fantasy, but raise the sail of struggle and sail for the sea of real life.
46. If you don't stay with the sea for safety, the ship will lose its meaning of existence.
47. If the hateful setbacks make you taste the bitter fruit, my friend, rising up will definitely make you taste the joy of life.
48. Even the wind envies me, Mingyue Lian prays for me, and even the sun cheers for me.
49. A beautiful blueprint, in the hands of a lazy man, is just a piece of waste paper.
50. Struggling feet have opened up a creative road while breaking the hotbed.
In fact, success only means that% success in your work is the result of% failure.
2) Don't wait for opportunities, but create them.
3) The law of success is extremely simple, but simplicity does not mean easy.
4) A few more minutes of preparation last night saved hours of trouble today.
5) Look at others with binoculars, and look at yourself with a magnifying glass.
6) Doing the right thing is more important than doing it right.
7) Competition is very similar to playing tennis. Playing against a stronger opponent can improve your level.
8) Only those who keep looking for opportunities will seize them in time.
9) You can choose this kind of "half-hearted": have confidence and perseverance; Creativity and willingness.
10) The Internet has created prosperity and sustained equality.
1 1) The perfection of personality is the foundation, and the establishment of wealth is the goal.
12) The peak is only meaningful to those who climb it rather than look up at it.
13) Wise men look for themselves, while fools look for others.
14) Without contempt, patience and struggle, there is no destiny that can be conquered.
15) there is no hope in thinking hard, but there is something to look forward to.
16) Being poor is not necessarily thinking about change, but thinking about being rich and thinking about change.
17) I beat myself far more than others.
18) Success requires cost, and time is also a cost. Cherishing time means saving costs.
19) Action is a good medicine to cure fear, and hesitation and procrastination will constantly nourish fear.
20) There is no natural self-confidence, only self-confidence that is constantly cultivated.
2 1) Where there are customers, there are customers, and the beginning of service is the beginning of sales.
22) endure the pain that others can't bear, and eat the pain that others can't eat, in order to reap the harvest that others can't get.
23) Sales begin with being rejected by others.
24) Good coffee should be tasted with friends and good opportunities should be shared with friends.
25) The lamp of life is lit by enthusiasm, and the boat of life moves forward by hard work.
26) Dreaming is just a kind of intelligence, and realizing dreams is a kind of ability.
27) There is only one way to choose-the way to give up; There is only one way to refuse-that is the road to growth.
28) If you want to dig a well, you must dig the water out.
29) Success never likes to meet lazy people, but wakes them up.
30) Success that is not rejected will not last long.
3 1) When the external pressure increases, the internal power should be enhanced.
32) Stocks go up and down, but stocks marked with confidence will make you go up forever.
Most people want to change the world, but few people want to change themselves.
34) Positive people see an opportunity in every worry, while negative people see some worry in every opportunity.
35) Don't make excuses for failure, just for success.
Like 3 1 for a funny sentence. I found that I looked particularly beautiful, fresh and free after washing my hair! Don't you think so?
2. If being too beautiful is also a crime, I would have been a sinner.
Where did you get the courage to stand by and watch me? Shi felt ashamed when he saw me.
4. Can you blame me for being good-looking? I don't want to hurt you like this!
Well, someone confessed to me today. Beautiful girls are really annoying. I deal with these things every day!
6. I want to chase my sister when I am so ugly, and I don't want to see who my sister is!
7. I want to be happy and change boyfriends every day!
8. Being beautiful can support a person! I think I can feed the whole world!
9. Don't call me shameless, and don't envy or hate me. I'm beautiful, and it's inevitable that many people will chase me! ! !
10. On April Fool's Day, I wanted to confess to you, but when I thought that I was so beautiful, you would definitely haunt me, so forget it.
1 1. I want to quit and become beautiful, but I have been addicted for a long time.
12. I am 20 years old, everyone loves me, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and my car has a flat tire! ! ! Every time I walk down the street, either a handsome guy turns around or a beautiful woman jumps off a building!
13. After seeing me, you will suddenly find that this is really beautiful.
14. If I am a man in my next life, I must marry a woman like me.
15. When I left, you seemed to have lost your soul.
16. If nothing happens, I believe that if you can't say a few words to me, you will be conquered by my personality charm and suddenly have the impulse to write me a love letter in your mind.
17. I'm really bored. Why am I so beautiful? Really annoying
18. If beauty is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime; If it is a mistake to be cool, then I have been wrong again and again; If I was punished for being smart, I would have been chopped to pieces.
19. The great man is great because when he is in adversity with others, others lose confidence, but he is determined to achieve his goal.
20. There is no despair in the world, only desperate people.
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