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Personalized signature for singles It has nothing to do with you whether I am doing well or not.
1. If you always think of me when no one is with you, I'm sorry, I really don't miss you.
2. What is the difference between liking and deep love. Deep love means giving and liking means taking.
3. The words "I love you" only take three seconds to say, three hours to explain, and a lifetime to prove.
4. What you like may not be yours in the end. Grow up, little girl
5. Cherish it if you get it, and don’t want it if you can’t get it. How to live happily, how to live freely.
6. Today’s weather is still gloomy, just like my mood
7. If you know how the future will go. Then the whole world will make way for you.
8. If every couple loves each other as much as they say they do, how can any couple break up?
9. Staying for so long is just waiting for your appearance.
10. I hope everyone who sees this sentence can be happy
11. Exhaustion The purest and most thorough courage at this age to love someone
12. Sometimes an apology can solve a conflict; sometimes, a hug no longer hurts
13. The human heart is always the same They are all suspicious and untrustworthy.
14. Class is like a Nanfu battery. One battery is more powerful than six and it can still be used after use.
15. There is a person in QQ who only pays attention and does not disturb
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16. In the name of my friend, I am willing to love and possess you deeply and never let go
17. Beware of missed opportunities when you are waiting for a price
18. You Crazy where I am not and I am strong where you are not
19. When we eat popsicles in our mouths, we feel cool and comfortable. After eating the popsicles, we are left with nothing but After being single, my heart feels so cold
20. Love is a deserted road to the sky. To get to the end, you have to endure the dull passing years.
21. -You said to me, if you can’t go back to the past, just cherish the present and the future.
22. I have developed a bad habit, a I will often think of your bad habits
23. The more people I know, the more I know the importance of garbage classification
24. You are not qualified to say that my bravery is Reckless
25. It has nothing to do with you whether I am doing well or not
26. Boss, do you have any Coke? Bring me a bottle of Sprite
27. Behind a successful old man, there will always be a successful master wife standing, lying or naked.
28. Things have changed, things have changed, and life will not stop for anyone.
Twenty-nine. No need for comfort. No need for companionship. No need to care. No need for understanding. No need for understanding. No need for greetings. I don’t need you. I said it all.
Thirty. Hide your willfulness. , have no right to be willful to anyone.
31. Don’t search too hard, the best things often appear inadvertently. From now on, I love you and it has nothing to do with you
The distance between people , too close will hurt people, too far away will hurt people
When we get used to being invisible, when we get used to silence, it turns out to be to avoid disappointment.
Don’t look through the old photos if you have nothing to do, I know you will cry*
From now on, it has nothing to do with you that I love you
You and I are both weak. Why do people have to talk about love so cutely and touchingly.
What is happiness? It means that a family is healthy and happy together...
Do you pester others all day long for face? Or you just like me
< p> In my previous life, I might have been a carbonated drink, and it would bubble with joy as soon as I saw you.Don’t choose to go with the wind when destiny requires you to fly against it.
How can you compensate me for the time I miss you? How can I compensate you for the way I love you?
Life is full of regrets. All we can do is to minimize regrets.
He was carrying her, and she asked him: Do I sink? He said: I have the whole world on my back, do you think I will sink?
Having a sexual need for her does not necessarily mean liking her. If you like her, you will definitely have sexual needs for her.
I don’t like talking but I talk the most every day. I don’t like laughing but I always laugh. Everyone around me says my life is so happy, so I think I am really happy. But why do I suddenly become silent in a large group of friends? Why do I feel sad when I see a similar figure in the crowd? When I see the trees losing their leaves crazily in autumn, I forget to speak. When I see the warm yellow lights on the road as the sky gets late, I feel sad. Forgot one's original direction.
The rest of my life is too long and it is too difficult to forget you. This relationship is too short and it is too difficult to fall in love.
No one is waiting for someone, one is waiting for no one, no one is waiting for no one.
I was most afraid of you looking for me when my phone was out of battery, but I forgot that you never took the initiative once when the battery was on.
If you say you love, you must be sure. If you don’t love, don’t let yourself cry.
There is no difference between me being online and being invisible.
I will not bother you again in the future. After all, you will be upset when you see me, and I will be heartbroken when I see you.
Loving you for so long is actually not easy. Now that I have decided to forget, you appear in my sight.
Forgive me for liking someone who is impossible to be with.
Don’t mourn for the old and waste new tears.
Don’t look through the old photos, I know you will cry.
Your words not only hurt my heart, but also my whole life!
After you left, many things in the house were very sad. Every night, I have to comfort them before they can sleep.
No one can restrain all my emotions except the one I love.
You don’t know what it’s like to be filled with tears but not dare to shed them easily for fear of making people laugh.
I will put away my fragility and not let my tears shine before the sunrise.
Have you ever loved someone who loved you more than he loved you? Have you ever loved someone who was like the one you were destined to have?
How can you forget if you have loved? I can't find any reason to miss you.
I have obviously forgotten it, but always inadvertently, my heart aches.
The wind takes away the clouds, the sunshine takes away the haze, but I can't take you away.
I have exhausted all my courage to accept that you are leaving.
Your name is written in my heart, let me love you forever
I have a weird personality, I am lonely, I am alone
Don’t stay In the past, don’t have dreams about the future and focus on living in the present. Time will let you know that once some things are lost, they will never be found again. There are many people who like running, but not many people run every day; there are many people who have dreams, but not many people stick to a dream. In real life, everyone has rich ideas, but not many people can persist in doing one thing.
As long as you care about me, I will feel at ease.
Happiness is like walking on thin ice, but pain follows you like a shadow.
If you care too much about other people’s opinions, there will be two endings: either you will die of exhaustion, or you will let others torture you to death.
The cotton-padded jacket in summer, the cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after my heart has become cold, are all unnecessary.
If every butterfly is the soul of a flower, every reincarnation is just to find the grateful destination deep in your heart. Then, in the next life, let me come to find you, let my eyes see through your happiness and sadness, and promise you a prosperous Tang Dynasty in my tears. When we meet again, I just want to smile at each other, say "Long time no see" softly, say everything, and sing a song for each other to stay together forever.
Because I know that there is always Gu Xiaobei with a bright smile waiting for me at the end of the road, which makes me brave. Personalized signatures of young funny couples It doesn’t matter if you are ugly because I am blind
1. I am a cold and cold person, how can I warm others.
2. I am a passionate person, how can I be devoted to him?
3. Why are you so free?
4. Because I have high salt value. .
5. When your gun collapsed, I said it was a gun misfire.
6. You stabbed me and said your hand was trembling.
7. League of Legends has broken up many couples.
8. Meitu Xiuxiu has created many online relationships.
9. Who is that? How about we go to the Civil Affairs Bureau today?
10. Why go? Are you going to change my household registration book?
11. If you have gone too far, don’t stop
12. I can’t see the way back for a long time
13. You are fat as long as you are fat , don’t be hungry, no one wants me!
14. You are ugly as long as you are ugly, don’t feel sorry for yourself, it doesn’t matter that I am blind!
15. Who loves whom, who bears whom, who hurts whom, who cheats, whose fault it is whose fault
16. I love you, you bear me, you hurt me, you lie to me, your fault, your fault
17. Because his name is Xu Wentao, no one can replace her
18. Because her name is Fu Yao, no one can replace her
19. What is he? Light. What is light? Heartwarming
20. What is she? Air. What is air? My life.
21. I am not afraid of anything but that you will leave me
22. I can leave anyone but I cannot leave you
23. We try our best to be sad, Unbridled suffering, unbridled laughter
24. We try our best to retain, try our best to get hurt, and try our best to pursue
25. You occupy four points of the only heart 3
26. You took up six seconds of seven seconds of memory
27. I am willing to be your little tease and make you laugh.
28. I am willing to be your big lunatic and accompany you to make trouble.
29. You are the little fool that I can never give up.
30. You are a big fool that I will never abandon.
31. How do you say Nopapapa nohahaha in English?
32. How do you say Your mother is Duang\quot;
33. The gorgeous and unreal mom requires you to open your eyes wide.
34. My love grows every day, and my left atrium is wide open for you.
35. Will you still be with me after graduation?
36. Shabi is thinking blindly again that if I am not yours, who else could it be?
37. The guy in the white shirt in your class is so handsome today!
38. Fool, I’m the only one wearing a white shirt today!
39. Who gives me the strength and courage like SpongeBob SquarePants.
40. Who gives me the indulgence and persistence of Crayon Shin-chan.
41. You, the foodie, will always belong to me only.
42. You, the domineering one, will always belong to me only.
43. Why are you so short? Because I am afraid of heights
44. Why are you so tall? I want to protect you
45. Man, I I have a heart that will love you forever.
46. Woman, I have a heart that will always accompany you until you grow old.
47. The scars of fierce love will never fade, and hate is the only anesthetic.
48. The addiction to hatred can never be eliminated, love is the only antidote.
49. Mom is a beauty, please don’t hurt her with time.
50. Dad is a superman, don’t defeat him in time.
51. Girl, I am not afraid of anything except mathematics, physics and chemistry.
52. When I was young, I didn’t know how to do math and physics.
53. The country is so beautiful that it attracts countless heroes to bow down.
54. There are so many beauties that heroes don’t even want their country.
55. Cover my eyes, do you still understand what I am thinking?
56. Wife, your bangs have grown, go and cut them!
57. What is girlishness?
58. Bi Dong held hands due to the height difference, kissed and rubbed his head to kill him.
59. Who holds me in your arms and warms my loneliness for half my life?
60. Who holds my hand and melts the frost of my half life
61. I bring You go see the rain in Paris and see the wet streets in Tokyo
62. I will take you to see the snow in Tokyo and see the layer covered with pure white snow
63. Laughing and talking about the lingering scenery of the falling flowers and looking at the lingering scenery of the blooming flowers in the distance ら
64. Sighing softly at the blooming flowers and remembering the fleeting memories of the falling flowers with your lips ら
65. In the end, you only gave My perfunctory result
66. In the end, I only gave you a reason to break up
67. You are all my uneasiness, after all, you have not become my bride yet< /p>
68. You are not my groom, how can you make me feel uneasy!
69. When I marry a good man in the future, I will thank you for not marrying me back then.
70. When I marry a beautiful woman in the future, I will definitely thank you for not marrying me back then
71. You are beyond my comprehension
72. I am an insignificant person that you can’t imagine
73. I want to hold you tight for three years, five years and seven years, knowing that you can’t live without me.
74. I want to hold you tight once for five years Ten times until you can't break free.
75. The pain of unforgettable loss tears our youth apart in the chest
76. The forgotten love still wipes the eyes Confronting the vastness of life
77. No matter how crazy or wild you play, I will calm down after just one look.
78. No matter how wide or dangerous the road is, as long as you hold it, it will be safe.
79. You said that the prince waited for ninety-nine days and left on the 100th day to prove his dignity.
80. I said that the princess stayed with him on the city platform for ninety-nine days, and on the last day she was full of joy and her heart broke.
81. If it was just love, why exaggerate it into love.
82. If you are just over-hearted, why bother to show off your feelings.
83. There are some things that make me powerless, such as the raised bangs, the cold hands, and you in the distance.
84. But there are still some things that I want to do my best, such as the countdown. The addiction to staying up late is still with you in the distance
85. We all want a love that can lead to marriage just by holding hands, but we live in an era where even having sex has no results.
86. When you have material things, there is no good woman who just wants to spend the rest of your life with you.
87. Because you have no money, you save money to give her a brand-name bag and she takes it from the counter. Verify authenticity
88. But because you are rich and you take her to eat at a roadside stall, she thinks you are real enough because of her
89. It’s not that I like the new and dislike the old, it’s just that time passes by. I found a reason to leave
90. I didn’t fall in love with others, I just kept waiting. I found a reason to wait
91. If what you want is a drink, don’t touch it. That cup of hot water.
92. If what you want is freedom and freedom, you should hide your true feelings.
93. A man can go shopping without her, but without you, he can’t Then it’s myself.
94. A woman can still go shopping without him. Without you, she is no longer herself.
95. Time is so long, how long can you stay with me.
96. If I’m with you along the way, it doesn’t matter how long it takes.
97. When Chinese and mathematics fell in love, a mistress named English appeared and caused harm to many Chinese people
98. When Xuesen was dating in the winter vacation, a mistress named English appeared. It doesn’t matter how much harmonious family relationships the mistress destroys, a story about a super emotional personality
No one can knock down a person lying on the ground, so don’t be too arrogant.
I once again firmly believe in our love.
My heart has stopped beating because it belongs completely to you.
A little bit of alienation is a sign before leaving.
I want to have true love, as long as I can learn to cherish it.
All ifs are lies.
None of them were right, it was just that the time was wrong and the fate was wrong.
Learn to love someone well, simply.
No one can forget anyone. I love you more than I love myself.
It doesn’t matter to me if I lie, at least I know that I have to put effort into making up lies.
I can say that my love for you is fading a little bit.
If you are merciful to others, reality will eradicate you.
The best way to ruin a good song is to set it as your wake-up alarm.
God will not give trouble to simple-minded children.
Whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you can pretend to be stupid.
It is better to conquer everyone with a smile than to regret others with tears.
I don’t know what the future will be like, but as long as I follow you I will laugh.
One thing is that time has finally exhausted my love for you.
It is said that a woman in love has an IQ of zero. Why is mine still negative?
I am just a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future but no way out.
As long as the heart is willing to climb, there is no height that cannot be reached.
If I don’t hit you, you won’t know that I am both civil and military.
I never hold grudges. If I have any grudges, I will avenge them on the spot.
Which country has the most divorces? Paris, let’s get married there in the future.
I have been a virgin for years, and finally became a virgin the night before yesterday.
A man quitting smoking is like a woman losing weight. There will always be a tomorrow.
I don’t understand, do you look down on me or do you dare not face your own feelings?
One word. . . Breaking down all the topics I wanted to talk about. . .
If you take a bus with the wrong number plate, you will never get home.
Say you love me too, and you have a warm corner that is the center of my heart.
Unforgettable memories are all endless memories and memories.
I would like to be the side of the sun supporting you to enjoy the warm light.
Most of the philosophy of life is contained and embedded in the details of our lives.
The most despicable thing is emotion, and the coldest thing is human heart.
Don't deceive others, because the only people you can deceive are those who believe in you.
There is no perfection in the world. Once you think about it, it is perfect.
My world doesn’t need many people to understand it.
If heaven is full, then we will go rampant in hell.
Be a simple and cheerful woman and write noble love letters to yourself.
My love is only one, either I don’t give it, or I give it all.
Watch a painless movie and talk about a purposeless love.
Just because your heart is hard, it will break when you fall.
I've been watching you, in every way you know or don't know.
Please be confident: you are just a piece of scenery, there is no need to look up in other people’s scenery.
I don’t remember what day, what time, what time, what time, what, the process of love.
Passionate, unfeeling, and heartless are all just human nature.
I have many people, but I still sing all the way alone.
If I don’t love you, I can like many people, but if I love you, I can only love you.
Life is like Angry Birds. When you fail, there are always a few pigs laughing.
I said I would leave, but I don’t know when it will be in the future.
It would be too naive to dwell on irreparable love.
I am an unintentional intruder, breaking into your life to see your happiness, anger, sorrow and joy.
Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.
Who is the queen of a famous family? Your father is Marshal Tianpeng.
I prayed to God for a perfect life, but who knew that He gave me a perfect figure.
If the past is nothing, the relationship doesn’t matter either.
I really want to stay in your heart for the rest of my life, and I am willing to suffocate you to death.
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