Please tell me a joke to make the girl happy. Because she has been in a bad mood recently and I am not familiar with her, I wanted to tell a few jokes to make her laugh. I haven’t seen her smile for

Please tell me a joke to make the girl happy. Because she has been in a bad mood recently and I am not familiar with her, I wanted to tell a few jokes to make her laugh. I haven’t seen her smile for a long time!

Holmes and Watson went camping in the wild and slept until midnight. Holmes woke Watson up: "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you inferred?"

"I have seen millions of stars. Although there are only a few planets, there are probably stars like the earth among them, and there may be life there." Watson answered seriously.

"Idiot, our tent was stolen!"

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A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask the girl he likes: "What type of boy do you like?"

The girl said: "The one you like. "

The boy asked again, and the answer was still the same. The boy said sadly: "Can't you have a flatter head?"

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Everyone knows about Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian, right~~

That’s right. . . What about that~

They also have a child. .

What I saw in a wild history book a few days ago was a son

named Siemens.

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One night I was drinking with some friends. Everyone drank too much. One When he fell asleep on the roadside, we couldn't lift him, so we decided to find something to cover him with so he wouldn't catch a cold.

When I met him a few days later, he said he woke up the next day to find three bicycles on him.

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One day, two tomatoes were walking down the street. Little Tomato kept asking Big Tomato what his name was: "Hey, man, what's your name?" Big Tomato never answered. They went to the end of the world, and the little tomato was still asking. The big tomato finally spoke: "Brother, you have to know that we tomatoes can't talk!"

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1. How did Lin Daiyu die?

2. Once upon a time, there was a man named Xiao Cai who was imprisoned for a night. What happened after that?

3. Why do geese fly south to spend the winter?

4. Why do foxes often fall! !

5. What line do monkeys dislike the most?

6. If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, who owns this car~

7. In class, the teacher randomly checks the memorization of the text. Piglets, puppies, and kittens all raise their hands. Who will the teacher call?

8. What color is celery poop?

< p>9, The only difference between me and Superman?

10. When you show off your strengths to others, what else do others know about you?

11. Four people were playing mahjong in the house. Why did the police come and take away five people?

12. In addition to handling fragile items such as glass and porcelain with care, what other things should be handled with care?

Answer:

1. Falling to death, because, "Sister Lin fell from the sky"

2. It went bad.

3. Because I am too tired to walk there...

4. Because the fox is very cunning (slippery)

5. Parallel lines, because the parallel lines do not intersect (banana).

6, is if~ (if there is a car~). . .

7. Puppy, because Wangwang Senbei (Wang Wang is carried first)

8. Yellow, Qin Shihuang (celery shit yellow)

9. I put on my underwear Wear it inside.

10, I know you are not mute

11, because the person they beat is called "Mahjong"

12, fart. . .

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Great wisdom is humorous when applied to small things, and small wisdom is funny when applied to big things.

If you want to improve your sense of humor, you must first be good at discovering the special features of things, which are unexpected and reasonable: For example, if you are eating at a friend's house, there are only four vegetarian dishes on the table, and The quality is not high, but my friend lives in a remote place, so this is the best I can do, but my friend felt embarrassed, so the person sitting there said humbly: "I'm very sorry today, just these few dishes, I really can't help my old friend!"< /p>

At this time, you can't say: "This is a lot!" or: "Yes." Or keep silent. What would you say?

This is my explanation: This is a national standard, it cannot be exceeded!

I think you know much better than me about where wisdom comes from.