Three jokes, it seems that everyone is not very interested.

Blind people carry it? A lame man crossed the river,

When we reached the middle of the river,

The blind man suddenly stopp

Three jokes, it seems that everyone is not very interested.

Blind people carry it? A lame man crossed the river,

When we reached the middle of the river,

The blind man suddenly stopped,

He said to the lame:

No? There is a beautiful woman across the river?

two

A man, thin? Come back early from a business trip and find something moving at home, wife? It took a long time to open the door, and the expression was unnatural.

Without saying anything, lock the cupboard with chains and sit on the bed? After playing with my mobile phone for two days, I didn't go out no matter how spoiled my wife was, and I also brought all kinds of takeout during the period.

Two days later, the cabinet was opened and all kinds of beatings were made, and the other party didn't even have the strength to fight back.

three

On holiday, the company gives out oranges, and the boss looks at me? A weak woman,

He sent me home. In order not to disturb the boss,

I am also afraid that my husband will misunderstand.

I said me first? Lourang husband? Come and move.

Open the door? Listen, my husband is not at home,

Yu? My brain slammed the window and shouted, Boss? Please, my husband is not at home. . .

This? It doesn't matter if you shout, the neighbors' heads are sticking out. . . .

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