I want the script of cross talk (one person's).

I know a few things this friend said, all of which were the words of Third Master. You might as well have a look, as follows:

The words in Ma's stand-up comedy Looking for Sugar;

This movie theater, the movie theater is open, the movie theater is open, and the movie theater is full. What movie is on? Color feature film, what is the name of this color feature film, we don't care, and the title of the film doesn't care. Anyway, it is a color feature film. When everyone watches the movie, it is full, upstairs and downstairs, front row and back row, and it is packed. Everyone was absorbed in watching the screen and the movie, but there was an old man sitting in the middle. The old man in his sixties also watched the movie, and his eyes were very poor. He slid down on the chair, slid down, got up for a while, sat there again, sat there for a while, watched again, slid down again, touched the legs here and touched the people there.

What happened? Grandpa, what are you doing? Look at this man and a woman? What are you touching? What did you touch?

Throw things! Throw things!

Look for it after you drop something! The light is on. Look again.

There were too many people at the end of the party.

What did you drop?

Okay ... the sugar fell out ...

Don't want a piece of candy!

Then ... the tooth is stuck on it! !

chase

Author: Ma

One afternoon in the autumn of the year before last, just after work, there were many people and cars coming and going in the street. At the crossroads, the police commanded the vehicles to be busy. At this moment, a man ran across the road. This man is quite fat, not too tall, wearing an old blue dress and no hat, shouting, "Stop it! Don't let him get away! "

Who are you chasing? A little thin man, in his thirties, panicked and ran very fast. Fat people can't catch up with thin people. People in the street saw this scene and chased the thin one for the fat one. Well, that's a big help. The police caught up with him at first sight. At this time, the person in front also stopped the thin one. When his thin feet slipped, Paige fell to the side of the road. Everyone crowded around and formed a human wall. The policeman rushed over and shouted at the thin man, "Get up! Get up! " At this time, the crowd dodged, and the fat man came in panting, held the thin man down and gasped, "Look where you are going this time!" " After the level adjustment, you don't treat! "

These two paragraphs are relatively few in content, so we might as well have a try. Good luck! ~~