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Birthday greetings are humorous.

I can't finish thinking about me, and my caring heart will never change. A string of warm and kind wishes, a deep affection and sincere wish for your happy birthday. Send humorous birthday wishes to your lover, friends and colleagues. I hope they will feel happy.

Humorous birthday wishes to your lover:

Today is your birthday. I really want to spend it with you. The daffodils are in bloom. Happy birthday when you come back. Happy forever.

There are no sweet cakes, bright red wine, rich gifts and melodious birthday songs. Don't regret. You have the most sincere wishes in the world. Happy birthday!

You ran n laps on the runway of life in one breath. Today, it is the starting point. Are you tired? Take a break. Tomorrow you will start a new cycle. I, China, wish you all the best and will, as always, stand by and cheer for you on the runway.

Your birthday is coming, I will give you an eternal gift, diamonds, which you can't afford! Preservative, boring! Stop guessing, to be honest, this is a heartfelt blessing!

Are you happy? You will definitely say, "Of course I have a happy birthday." Don't be surprised when I say "no", because my blessing is gone. I wish you a happy birthday and happiness every day. Come on, you are beautiful this time!

You are honey and I am melon. You are not an idiot on your birthday. After reading the text message, you are a cantaloupe! I wish you: smile after reading the message, happy birthday!

Whether you are in a foreign country or not, I am not very good here. Although I am a few hundred meters away from you, I wish you a happy birthday!

Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? There is no need to give gifts for your birthday now, because my blessing is better than all gifts. If you don't like it, I will give it to you! Happy birthday!

You are the cutest. I didn't think about it when I said it, but I thought about it and said it. Happy birthday, piggy!

May all happiness, all bad luck, all gentleness and all good luck haunt you forever! Happy birthday! Birthday wishes.

Happy birthday to friends with humor:

Happy birthday to the person I care about most. I am nothing without you.

On the occasion of your birthday, I sincerely offer my three wishes: first, I wish you good health; Second, I wish you happiness; Wish you all the best.

Unforgettable is your pure friendship with me! What is precious is the truth that will never change! Nice to meet you! I present my favorite carnation and wish you a happy birthday!

Send you a cup of juice specially prepared by me, which contains 100cc desire, 200cc of happiness and 300cc of vitality every day. Happy birthday.

I've been afraid to say anything to you, but if you don't say it on your birthday, you'll never get a chance: you're really annoying ... likable and you can't get tired of watching it!

I wasn't with you on your birthday. I just hope you can be happy, healthy and beautiful. Life needs struggle, creation and mastery! Happy birthday!

Because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day, and the world has added a touch of attractive color since then. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

Today is your birthday. Your friend requested a power train song for you. Please take your mobile phone and knock hard on the floor ... well, the song ordering is over.

I've always wanted to say something to you, but I didn't have a chance. Today I finally got up the courage ... Happy birthday!

Another good start. May my sincere wishes bring you a successful year and a happy birthday!

Wishing colleagues a happy birthday with humor:

Today is your birthday, and your friend requested a power train pawn for you. Please tap on the floor with your mobile phone, and the song is over! Happy birthday to you.

Although I can't spend this special day with you, my blessing is still delivered on time: all your wishes come true in your colorful life journey! Happy birthday!

Today is your birthday. I will send you an fried egg for your birthday, and let it stick all over your body. Bad luck was coaxed away. Hehehe, isn't it touching!

Give you my love, wish you a happy birthday, thank you for your concern and care, and wish my beautiful, optimistic, enthusiastic, healthy, confident and energetic colleagues a happy birthday!

Because of your arrival, it has become a beautiful day, and the world has added a touch of attractive color since then. Birthday candlelight flickers a season of flowers, each of which is my blessing: Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to you. Your kindness makes the world a better place. May this day that belongs to you bring you happiness, and may the future days be icing on the cake!

Today is the day when I care about you the most. May my blessing, like a ray of sunshine, flow in your eyes. Happy birthday!

At this extremely warm moment, I want to offer you a cup of wine from afar, together with my heartfelt wishes, which is not expensive but also precious. I wish you a sweet, warm and happy birthday.

Birthday wishes to you, good things chase you, the supervisor pays attention to you, the illness avoids you, the lover loves you deeply, the pain is far away from you, happiness follows you, and everything follows you!

Only those who know how to live can appreciate the beauty of flowers. Only those who know how to love can appreciate the fragrance in their hearts. I wish you a special birthday!