Chongqing local classic joke

Your son is not cross-eyed, you ha ban, you have five pieces on you, you buy a bag of Xiaonanhai, and you climb the mountain. Your mother's hemp is like a chopping block, and your father's teeth are like steel pipes. You think you are Stephen Chow, turtle. You can't even stick out your tongue, and you're Stephen Chow. If my son doesn't fly, he will kill you with scissors feet and his skull will fall off. Your mother is hungry selling hemp, and the African camel hasn't woken up yet. Never use jingles, but don't slap your mother at the head of the river. You also said that you enjoyed your rest, your mother's hemp was like a rolling hill, and your mother's boobs were like a basket case. My son doesn't want to hang the gold hook upside down. You press your mother's Mimi, and you make a fuss. I said you * * *, I said your mother sold the contract batch, signed the contract and sold the batch to Brazil. Your mother also smoked Yuxi and gave your mother a lighter. You son of a bitch. When the villagers saw the villagers, their eyes were full of tears. I'll give you a thousand words to kill the soup, add one wick and kill you son of a bitch. Your mother sells marijuana. You also mentioned that teeth are heading for a well-off life, one fence and three piles. Sima Guang smashed the water tank, but your mother's blood flowed to her crotch. Your mother sold you a turtle and a dead pig.