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What painful experiences did you encounter during pregnancy?

For us in China, marriage has always been regarded as a top priority, and children are the crystallization of love and the most important thing. Pregnancy is a necessary period for every woman to have children. Almost ten months of pregnancy, for many women, is a particularly difficult day in life. Because during this period, women will encounter many sad things that they will never forget.

1, urine leaks when sneezing.

Sneezing and leaking urine is a very normal physiological reaction. Two months before delivery, if your nose is stimulated by dust, hair and other things to cause sneezing, then you will feel liquid flowing out of your urethra, which is uncontrollable. I am going to give birth in a month, and a friend came to see me. I I always pay attention to whether I sneeze or not, and I will consciously avoid leaking urine when sneezing. But we had a good chat at that time, so I let my guard down. Then a gust of wind blew over, probably carrying pollen, and I sneezed greatly under the stimulation of pollen. Then, the urine came out and the sheets were wet. The scene was awkward at the time. Although my friends didn't laugh at me, they left a great psychological shadow on me.

2, eating fat, and can no longer lose it.

Before I got pregnant, I always paid great attention to my body, kept slim and was confident in my body. However, during my pregnancy, I felt hungry all day long, just like I was hungry. At first, I consciously controlled my appetite, but I was pregnant for too long. I didn't hold back, and I was afraid that the child was not nutritious enough. Then I ate hard with the luck of losing weight after giving birth, and soon gained weight. After giving birth, I am a real fat man. When my friends saw me, they were surprised that I had gained so much weight. Then I tried to lose weight, but I couldn't lose weight. Although I have gained weight, fortunately, my husband doesn't mind at all, and we still love each other as always.

Giving birth is too painful. The majority of male compatriots should love their wives.