Strict joke

Play the communication field-the complete set of toasts

Classic toast:

1 Excited heart, shaking hands, I offered a glass of wine to the leader, but the leader didn't drink it and thought I was ugly. -The lady made a toast to the leader.

2. The leader is above and I am below. How many times did you say it? -Ladies clink glasses with leaders.

My heart is shaking and my hands are shaking. I propose a toast to this gentleman. This gentleman is very happy to drink. He won't leave if he doesn't drink. If he says no, he won't leave! -Women toast men.

5. Pour the wine into a white porcelain cup. Don't push the wine in front of you. Although wine is bad for human feelings, it is a pleasure to have friends coming from afar. -A toast song by the people of Inner Mongolia grassland.

6, deep feelings are boring, and feelings are shallow. -Toast a friend

7. At sunrise, the red flowers on the riverside win the fire. I wish you more prosperous business. -buy a drink for those who do business in the sea.

8. Make new friends and don't forget old ones. -To old and new friends.

9, the white emperor in the cloud, half a catty. -The drinker.

10, showing off in the crisis, my sister (brother) drinks a glass of wine for my brother.

1 1. Dude, I'll give her a drink. -This classic drinking game is mostly used by heroes to save America.

12, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.

13, there is no cloud in the sky and drought in the ground. I can't count that cup just now.

14, the road is bumpy, shout, who will drink if you don't drink? -Give the alcoholic a drink.

15, market economy competes, have a glass of wine quickly. -For business banquets.

16, to make guests drink well, they must drink well first. -For family members of the unit to drink.

17, beautiful and talented women, cup to cup, come together. -Have a drink with this lady.

18, the foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Could it have frosted? Hold up a cup and have a drink. -Drinking with friends across the street

19, don't say anything, the closest thing is big brother. -Drinking with old people

20. Are feelings iron or not? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding!

Is the feeling deep or not? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous drip! -To friends

Classic wine talk on the wine table

A: If you don't drink enough, you are afraid of losing face, and you are self-disciplined not to drink.

B: We are all bosom friends when we get together. Let's have a relaxing drink.

A: Qianshan has been in love. How about not drinking this cup?

B: A big river has wide waves. Do whatever you say in this glass of wine!

A: When I came, my wife told me to drink less and eat more.

B: Tell the truth after drinking and refuse to obey your wife.

Friendship between gentlemen is as light as water-tea is not wine.

I'll sing you a song, and I won't drink it until it's finished.

Two: If you refuse to drink.

On the wine table, a place for communication, is quite challenging. You can't drink, you'd better learn to refuse to drink; Drinking can't make new friends happy, so use your golden words to make everyone happy. In this way, you will get hurt immediately, and you won't let the drinker down. Here are a few "no alcohol words". Do you like them?

First, as long as you have a good relationship, how much can you drink?

You can expand and say, "9999 roses can't have sex." Feeling alone is not enough. Make it up with roses. Therefore, as long as you have a good relationship, you can drink as much as you want. I don't want our feelings mixed with so much water. Although I drank a little, it was a drop of affection. Every bit is love! "

Second, as long as the feelings are in place, you will be intoxicated if you don't drink.

Try to say: "drinking with people you don't like is a kind of pain;" Drinking with the person you like is a touch. Coming together shows that our feelings are in place. As long as the feelings are in place, you will be intoxicated without drinking.

Third, as long as there is affection, everything you drink is wine.

If you really can't touch alcohol, you might as well persuade the other party to use drinks or tea instead of alcohol. You ask him, "Do we have feelings?" He will answer: "You!" You said, "As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine. What is feeling? Feelings are understanding, long live understanding! " Then you use tea instead of wine to express it.

Fourth, the feelings are shallow, even if you drink a big bowl; Deep feelings, even if you lick it.

On the wine table, a thousand words boil down to one word "drink". For example, "If you don't drink this glass of wine, you must think I'm ugly." Such as: "affectionate, swallow it in one gulp; Shallow feelings, take a look. " Drinkers associate the amount of alcohol consumed with the beauty and ugliness of people and the depth of feelings. You can refute their connection: "If the depth of feelings is directly proportional to the amount of drinking, a glass of wine is not enough to reflect our deep feelings. We should jump into the jar, because we have been friends for many years and are as clear as the sea. In fact, the feelings are shallow, even if you drink a big bowl; Deep feelings, even if you are embarrassed. "

Toast, wine-blocking, and wine-refusing words

Wine culture has a long history in China, and there are countless toasts. Because of professional relations, there are always small parties at the dinner table, and listening to too many new toasts will often make you greedy.

In the past, the most popular toast in our life was: "Feeling deep and boring, feeling shallow and drinking iron and vomiting blood", but now it has been replaced by a new toast: "The wine is poured in a white porcelain cup, so don't push it in front of you. Although wine is unhelpful, it is a pleasure to have friends coming from afar. " "The sky is blue, the sea is blue, drink a cup"; "Women are beautiful, Lang Youcai, cup after cup, come together". What else is "emotional iron?" Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding! Is the feeling deep or not? Deep! Then you are not afraid of garters! ""Don't say anything, the closest relative is the eldest brother. I won't do it if I don't drink my sister, so my sister can drink it if she is happy. " "There is no cloud in the sky, and there is drought underground. Only that cup doesn't count. As usual, when you touch two glasses of wine, yes-men want them all. "."I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than a rift in my feelings. " "I will have a drink or two, so my buddy is generous enough; Those who can drink two or two will drink five or two, and such buddies are the best; I will drink half a catty and drink a catty, so my buddy is the most intimate. " "It is better to doze off than to drink and not get drunk; Besides, this is wine, not dichlorvos; It's rare to get drunk several times in life, so you must drink it properly. "Wait a minute.

The most classic thing is that Tang and Song poems are actually used in words to persuade wine, such as: "Farewell to Bai Di for half a catty." "When the sun rises, flowers in the river will win the fire, and gentlemen will drink their wine." "The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? , propose a toast to each other and have a drink. " . In the spring morning, I woke up easily, birds were singing around, and I raised my glass and asked the young lady, how much should I drink? "When young people leave home, old people will come back. I asked the young lady to accompany me to drink this cup. " "wine meets bosom friends, poetry sings noble people." There are also lyrics that come in handy: "When I am in danger, I will show my talents. I will drink a glass of wine for my sister." "Give a helping hand in times of crisis. When it's time to do it, brother, drink for me." . If you don't drink, who will? There are also those who fight alcohol lawsuits: "Market economy competition, drink a glass of wine quickly". "We are close friends when we get together, so let's have a comfortable bar". "The river has wide waves, so I'll do it with this cup." . "Drinking is a hero, not drinking is a bear, bears are ugly, and heroes are glorious." It can really be described as "a mouse gnaws at a tea bowl and its mouth is porcelain".

Where there is a toast, there is a wine-blocking word. For example, "if you don't drink enough, you are afraid of losing face and don't drink self-discipline." "Qian Shan always loves thousands of waters. How about not drinking this cup? " ? The river has wide waves, and this glass of wine says nothing! I'll sing a song for you. I don't want to drink. A friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, and it is also beautiful to replace wine with tea. "Weeding at noon, sweat dripping down the soil, a few glasses of wine dried up. Do you feel bitter? " ? This is in line with the popular saying that "it is not good to drink less and eat more when your wife comes." Go out a few times and come back. " "Wine makes people brave, and you have to take care of your wife" is much more elegant. At present, we hear a lot of words to persuade and give up drinking, but we also hear a lot of words to refuse to drink. "I laugh at the madness of the world, and I am arrogant when I drink too much." "Thousands of cups are laughing, and the spring breeze is heartbroken."

In particular, this poem is well written: "The Yangtze River is full of wine, and ethanol washes heroes. The pots and pans are empty, and the cups and plates are still there. Several old people blushed and there was soup left on the wine table. They are used to seeing the power and prestige of drunkards. A group of drunks like to party, and many things in ancient and modern times are abandoned in wine jars. "

When it comes to drinking, almost everyone has experienced it personally, and "wine culture" is also an ancient and fresh topic. Modern people find the function of wine more and more in the process of communication.

Indeed, wine, as a media, plays a unique role in welcoming guests, meeting friends, communicating and passing on friendship. Therefore, exploring the "mystery" on the wine table will help you seek the success of communication.

1, enjoy the whole people, don't whisper.

Most banquets have more guests, so try to talk about topics that most people can participate in and get the approval of most people. Because of different personal hobbies and knowledge, the topic should not be too biased as far as possible, so as not to be dominated by one family, far apart, and talk endlessly, leading to digression and ignoring everyone.

In particular, try not to whisper to others and give others a sense of mystery, which will often cause jealousy of "just you two" and affect the effect of drinking.

2, aim at both sides, grasp the overall situation

Most banquets have a theme, that is, the purpose of drinking. When you go to eat, you should first look at the expressions around you and prioritize. Don't drink for the sake of drinking, and lose a good opportunity to make friends, let alone let some grandstanding drinkers disturb the host's meaning.

3. Appropriate language and humor

Sprinkle on the table, you can show a person's talent, common sense, self-cultivation and communication etiquette. Sometimes a humorous language will leave a deep impression on the guests and make people feel good about you invisibly. Therefore, it is very important to know when to say something, to use appropriate language, and to be humorous.

4, moderate persuasion, don't force.

On the wine table, we often encounter the phenomenon of persuading wine. Some people always like to regard the wine field as a battlefield and try their best to persuade others to drink more, thinking that it is unrealistic to drink enough.

"Talk about heroes with wine" is ok for people who drink a lot, but it is difficult for people who drink less. Sometimes, if you persuade too much, the feelings of your former friends will be completely destroyed.

5. Toast in an orderly way, with clear priorities.

Baking bread is also a science. Generally speaking, a toast should be made in the order of age, position and the status of the guest and the host. Before toasting, we must fully consider the order of toasting and distinguish between primary and secondary. In order to drink with people you don't know, you should first find out your identity, or pay attention to what others call you, so as not to be embarrassed or hurt your feelings.

When toasting, you must grasp the order of toasting. If you want to have a guest at the dinner table, you should be respectful to him, but you should pay attention to the fact that if someone with higher status or older people is present, you should not only be respectful to those who can help you, but also propose a toast to the respected elders first, otherwise everyone will be embarrassed.

6. Read words and understand people's hearts.

If you want to get everyone's appreciation on the wine table, you must learn to read and read. Because when dealing with people, we must understand people's hearts, so that we can play a good role on the wine table.

7, the edge is gradually exposed, sit firmly on Mount Tai.

At the banquet, you should see the occasion clearly, correctly evaluate your own strength, don't be too impulsive, try to keep some alcohol and talk, don't let others underestimate yourself and don't show yourself too much, choose the right time and gradually radiate your own edge, so as to sit firmly on Mount Tai and not give others the idea of "just this ability", so that everyone can't underestimate your strength.

Toast is also a toast, which means that at a formal banquet, the host proposes to the guests and puts forward certain reasons for drinking. When drinking, we usually say some wishes and blessings, and even the host and guests have to make a special toast. The shorter the toast, the better.

You can toast at any time when you drink. If it is a formal toast, it should be at a specific time, which will not affect the guests' meal. Toast is suitable to start after guests and hosts are seated and before meals. It can also be after the main course and before the dessert is served.

When drinking, especially when toasting, someone needs to take the lead in toasting, which can be the host, the guest of honor or the people present. When toasting, you should stand up, hold the cup in your right hand, or hold the bottom of the cup in your left hand, smile, look at other toasts, especially yourself, and say a blessing at the same time.

It is suggested that after the toast, you should stand up with a glass in your hand. Even if you don't drink, you should pick up the cup for show. Raise the glass to eye level, say "cheers" and drink it off or in moderation. Then, you have to look at the proposer with a glass, and the process is over.

In Chinese food, before toasting, you can symbolically touch each other's glasses; When clinking glasses, you should make your glass lower than the other's to show your respect for the other. Touching the table with the bottom of the glass can also mean touching the glass with the other side. You can do this when you are far away from each other. If the host toasts himself, ask for a toast to the host and toast with him again.

In general, toasting should be carried out in the order of age, position and the identity of the guest and the host. Be sure to give full consideration to the order of toasting and prioritize. Even if you are drinking with people you don't know, you should first inquire about your identity or pay attention to other people's names to avoid embarrassment or hurting feelings. Even if you want something from the guest at the dinner table, you should show him more respect. However, if there are people with higher status or elders present, we should also propose a toast to the elders first, otherwise it will make everyone very embarrassed.

If it is not suitable for drinking because of living habits or health reasons, you can also entrust relatives, friends, subordinates and younger generations to drink or use drinks and tea instead. As a toaster, you should fully understand each other. When the other party asks others to change the wine or drink, don't insist on letting the other party drink, and don't "get to the bottom of it" curiously. You know, if someone doesn't take the initiative to explain the reason, it means that the other party thinks this is his privacy.

In western food, champagne is the only toast, and you can't drink it with others over the people around you.

A set of difficult toasts on the wine table.

Don't worry, here's a list of words to stop drinking.

As the Spring Festival approaches, all kinds of dinners and entertainment among colleagues and friends come one after another, and drinking is inevitable. "Husband's liver, wife's tears", many people began to "squander" their bodies at the end of the year, and persuasion was in full swing. It is more and more difficult to "speak", so that the worshiped people have to "drink this cup." Seeing the move, some classic wine-blocking words gradually became popular on the wine table.

Solve the problem piecemeal

You advised me to give up drinking.

When it comes to wine-persuading words, many people will say, "Love is shallow, lick it; Emotional iron, drinking and bleeding. "In fact, few people say such things on the wine table now. Miss Xiao Wang, who just graduated from a university in the southern suburbs of Xi last July, is now a master at the dinner table and works as a public relations manager in a high-tech private enterprise. Xiao Wang is the heroine when she goes to the wine table. "Excited heart, shaking hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, and the leader didn't think I was ugly." Xiao Wang's toast is very lethal. Generally speaking, considering that he is facing a beautiful young girl, the bosses who are toasted will happily drink it off. Although Xiao Wang's words to persuade wine have been tried and tested, they are not unbreakable. Through interviews with ten public relations managers and some wine merchants, the reporter sorted out the following most popular words to persuade and stop drinking on the wine table.

This lady suggested that this man-

Attack: Excited heart, shaking hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader didn't think I was ugly.

Shou: In the spring morning, I woke up easily, birds were singing all around, and I raised my glass to ask the beautiful woman, how much should I drink?

Advise middle-aged people to drink-

Attack: A big river has wide waves. Let's do it with this cup.

Shou: Qian Shan always loves thousands of waters. Can we drink less?

Invite people to dinner, and the host will persuade them to drink-

Attack: the guest gets drunk, or the host will be ashamed.

Shou: If you want the guests to drink well, drink at home first.

A man who advises his wife to be strict-

Attack: Wine makes the hero brave and refuses to accept his wife's control.

Shou: When I came, my wife told me to drink less and eat more.

Advise friends to drink-

Attack: men don't drink, they live in the world for nothing.

Defense: Show your skills in times of crisis, and your sister (brother) will drink a glass of wine for your brother.

Persuade to drink white wine-

Attack: don't be emotional if you don't drink white.

Shou: As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine.

Persuade each other to drink-

Attack: If you lift your ass, you will be drunk again.

Guard: Move your ass to show respect.

Both offensive and defensive, these witty remarks can help some people who have a headache at the sight of the wine table escape, but this does not guarantee that you will get away with it, because there are often leaders besides colleagues, friends and elders on the wine table. Between colleagues and friends, a few words can avoid toasting. Can leaders and elders only bite the bullet and gulp it down?

Use defense as a means to break the enemy.

I really can't stop doing my homework in advance.

Everyone on the wine table knows that drinking hurts. "Men are afraid of hurting the liver and women are afraid of hurting the kidneys." Excessive drinking is the most harmful to the liver. Because the core chemical of wine is alcohol (ethanol), drunkenness is actually alcoholism. More than 90% of alcohol is metabolized by the liver, and its metabolites and the metabolic disorder of hepatocytes caused by them are the main causes of alcoholic liver injury.

However, there are rules on the wine table. When a leader or elder holds a cup to invite you to drink together, if the action is a little slow, perhaps the "impression score" will be discounted, and if you are invited to raise a glass, I am afraid others will inevitably take turns bombing. Faced with this situation, some wine masters talked about their invincible experience:

Unique skill 1. Keep a low profile, never fill the wine table as soon as it is served, and implement the strategy of defending as the attack.

Trick two. You can respect one person by many people. Never respect many people by one person. Keep a good rhythm and don't drink too much at once.

Trick three. Put two big glasses in front of the table, one for white wine and the other for mineral water. Toast with a small glass and drink water frequently.

Tip 4. After toasting, don't swallow it immediately, find an opportunity to wipe your mouth with a napkin and spit out the wine in the napkin (suitable for women).

Trick 5. After sitting down, eat some fat and starch foods at the bottom, and it is not easy to get drunk when drinking.

Trick 6. Don't mix several kinds of wine, because it is particularly easy to get drunk.

Tip 7. When you are six minutes drunk, finish the vinegar in the vinegar dish in front of you, and then ask the waiter to add it; Peanuts are also a good thing for people who drink.

Tip 8. A cup of yogurt, a cup of hot water and a hot towel are all good hangover remedies after drinking.

Although you haven't caught all the tricks of drinking here, you may be able to "equip" a few when drinking.

Tom Zhang Lausanne ... mentioned these versatile film and television celebrities, everyone can't help but sigh. They died young only because of drunk driving. In traffic accidents, speeding and drunk driving are the most deadly factors. Actually, drinking is not useless. Drinking a small amount of low-alcohol wine has certain benefits, but drinking a lot for a long time is harmful. Here is mainly a certain degree of certainty.

People on the wine table sometimes can't let go of their face, sometimes they think too much and can't stand the persuasion of their elders. In fact, if you are gaudy again, advise those who stick to the bottom line in their hearts, which is the real attack, because everyone knows that the body is the capital of the revolution.

Toast, as the saying goes, is a polite speech.

As a young man, we should pay attention to the following questions on the wine table:

1, drinking too much on the wine table does not mean that you are sincere, and it is not necessary for every leader to cover everything;

2. Generally, the leaders on the wine table will raise the wine first, and each leader will raise several cups in turn, which adds up to a long time. If you keep lifting one cup after another, leaders and everyone will resent it;

3. If you really need to mention wine, mention a glass when you mention it, explaining the meaning of several levels. First, respect for leaders, second, respect for colleagues, third, respect for others, and casually say a few innovative words; Pay attention to brevity, and there are more leaders and people who don't like to hear it. So naturally you don't have to drink many cups. Sometimes how much you drink doesn't reflect your mind. The key is that words move people.

In the order from leader to colleague, your cup is lower than the other person's, or take the initiative to propose a toast to the other person. Toast, the general leader will speak first, and then you can toast to thank you. Be generous, modest and sincere.

Do you think this is ok? I think besides talking about work, we can also prepare a harmonious talent atmosphere and humorous jokes and say them at the right time. Leadership, it is better to listen to the leadership, grasp the discretion:

My experience is not enough. Please give me your advice and support. I will try my best. Thank you for your leadership.

Please give your advice and help. If there is anything wrong, please criticize. I hope we can get along well.

Details 1: Before it was their turn to propose a toast, the leaders drank with each other. When toasting, you must stand up and raise your glass with both hands.

Detail 2: You can be respected by many people. Never be respected by many people unless you are a leader.

Detail 3: Respect others. If you don't clink glasses, how much you drink depends on the situation. For example, the drinking capacity and attitude of the other party must not be less than that of the other party. You should know that you respect others.

Detail 4: Respect others by yourself. If you clink a glass, by the way, I'll finish it, so be generous.

Detail 5: Remember to add more wine to the leaders or customers. Don't blindly drink for the leader, that is, if the leader or customer really wants to find someone to replace him, pretend that he wants to drink instead of drinking for the leader. For example, leader A can't drink enough. Beating around the bush can stop people who want to worship leader A.

Detail 6: Pick up the glass (beer glass), grab the glass with your right hand and put it on the bottom with your left hand. Remember that your cup is always lower than others'. If you are a leader, you should be sensible and don't put it too low. Otherwise, how can you tell the people below how to behave?

Detail 7: If there is no special person present, it is best to touch the wine in chronological order, and don't favor one over the other.

Detail 8: clink glasses, propose a toast and make a statement. Why else would I drink your wine?

Detail 9: Don't talk business at the dinner table. After drinking, the business will be almost the same. Everyone knows that, otherwise people will not be free to drink with you.

Details 10: If there is not enough wine, put the wine bottle in the middle of the table and let others add it themselves. Don't be silly to pour wine one by one, or what should the people behind you do if they don't have wine?

On the principle of toasting:

1, the host respects the guest.

2. Accompany guests and respect them.

3. Host and guest thank each other.

4. Accompany guests and respect each other.

Never make a toast when visiting, it is very impolite and disrespectful to the host.

Toast, as the saying goes, is a polite speech.

As a young man, we should pay attention to the following questions on the wine table:

1, drinking too much on the wine table does not mean that you are sincere, and it is not necessary for every leader to cover everything;

2. Generally, the leaders on the wine table will raise the wine first, and each leader will raise several cups in turn, which adds up to a long time. If you keep lifting one cup after another, leaders and everyone will resent it;

3. If you really need to mention wine, mention a glass when you mention it, explaining the meaning of several levels. First, respect for leaders, second, respect for colleagues, third, respect for others, and casually say a few innovative words; Pay attention to brevity, and there are more leaders and people who don't like to hear it. So naturally you don't have to drink many cups. Sometimes how much you drink doesn't reflect your mind. The key is that words move people.

4. That's how I mastered it. For reference.

1- seat

Generally speaking, the seating order is "Zuo Zun Dong" and "Zun Men". If it is a round table, the host and guests face the gate. In terms of the distance from the host and guest, the closer the host and guest are, the more respected they are. At the same distance, the left side is more respected than the right side. If it is a square table, if there is a seat facing the gate, the seat on the right side of the gate is the host and guest. If it is not facing the gate, the right seat on the east side is the chief.

If it is a big banquet, the arrangement between tables should pay attention to the chief, with 2, 4 and 6 seats on the left and 3, 5 and 7 seats on the right. According to the identity and status of the host and guests, relatives and friends should sit separately.

If you are the host, you should arrive early, then wait at the door and show the seats to the guests. If you are invited, you should be seated according to the host's arrangement.

Generally speaking, if your boss is present, you should lead him to the main seat and ask the customer to sit on the left side of the main seat, which is the highest level. Unless the host's leadership level is very high.

Step 2: Order food.

If time permits, you should wait for most of the guests to arrive, distribute the menu to the guests and invite them to order. Of course, as a business banquet, you will worry about the budget. Therefore, it is most important to control the budget and do more homework before you cook. More importantly, choose a suitable place for your guests, so that they can have a great understanding of your budget. In addition, generally speaking, you pay the bill, the guests are not too embarrassed, and you are the host. If your boss is at the party, don't let him/her order because he/she respects him/her or thinks he/she has rich social experience and eats too much unless he/she asks for it. Otherwise he will feel that he is not decent enough.

If you are a frequent party guest, you should know that you should not take the initiative to order food, but let the host order food. If the other party asks in good faith, you can order a dish that is not too expensive or taboo. Remember to ask the people at the same table, especially "Is there anything not to eat?" Or "What do you prefer to eat?" Let everyone feel taken care of. After ordering, you can ask "I ordered, I don't know if it suits several people's tastes", "Would you like something else" and so on.

When ordering, be sure to know what you want.