What are some ridiculous sentences that God has reversed? From now on, as long as you are my friend

1. When I left my hometown, the whole village could no longer drink from the well water.

2. Please click on the full text. I have something to say to you. Please close the full text. I don’t want to say it anymore.

3. After passing this village, there are still This store is a chain store.

4. The reason for being fat is probably that my small body cannot accommodate my great personality.

5. In fact, sometimes I cannot complete tasks or work, and it is not because of laziness or anything else, but because I am not capable.

6. Live well, because we will die for a long time.

7. Don’t always play with your mobile phone, as that is not good for the phone itself; don’t always eat eggs, as that is not good for the hens.

8. Yesterday a thief came to my house to steal money. He and I searched for it all night but couldn't find where the money was.

9. Although I don’t know how to cook, I am an expert at ordering takeout.

10. A scumbag has a tinfoil perm, a scumbag has a big wave, but I am different, positive and uplifting.

11. It’s holiday, buy a globe. The world is so big, you can not only look at it, but also go around it.

12. Forget about scolding you in normal times. Only when I hit you will you know that I am both civil and military.

Thirteen. When I broke up with my ex, it was fine during the day, but at night I couldn't restrain my inner feelings, and I laughed secretly under the quilt.

14. No one wants single dogs, cockroach poison, rat poison.

15. I still remember that day when one person did his homework wrong and everyone in the class did it wrong.

16. Who said I can’t play a musical instrument? I’m pretty good at playing the drums.

17. At the end of the day, no one has wished me a happy birthday, maybe because today is not my birthday.

18. Why do you like to take off your shirt when fighting? If you take off your pants, the atmosphere will be very awkward

19. I want to scold someone today, so I won’t scold you.

20. I know that I have many shortcomings. If you don't like me, I hope you can reflect on yourself.

21. What’s wrong with having more boyfriends? I type quickly but it’s not like I can’t hold a conversation.

Twenty-two, you are Pikachu’s younger brother, are you feeling itchy?

23. Those who are close to vermilion are red, those who are close to me are red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple.

24. Yesterday, I did my homework for two minutes, and then my phone got angry. I coaxed it for two hours. What can I do? I am helpless.

25. I want to travel with my wife next month. Can anyone recommend me whose wife is better?

26. I originally planned to sell the house to support you, but The landlord wouldn't let it.

27. Please pay attention to the foodies around you. They may die if you are not careful.

28. The current underground parking lot is designed like a maze. It takes a long time to find it every time before you find that you don’t have a car.

29. Boys: I want to pick the stars for you, the moon for you, and the sun for you. I will give you whatever you want. Girl: Show me your phone. Boy: No!

Thirty. The moonlight is so beautiful tonight. Fortunately, I didn’t die yesterday.

31. If you have diabetes, please give way and don’t let him taste the sweetness.

32. Do you know what shortcomings girls have? Are you willing to open it? No! I tell you no! We are all perfect!

33. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, will you be my boyfriend?

34. Why do you need to play with your mobile phone when going to the toilet? If you don’t play with your mobile phone, do you play shit?

35. In chemistry class, the teacher asked, what is sodium? There was silence in the audience. What is sodium? Sodium is a magical path to heaven.

Thirty-six. Who would have thought that I, with my ordinary appearance, would actually be the descendant of the dragon.

Thirty-seven. I finally know why my feet are always cold. Because my legs are long and the blood supply is insufficient...commonly known as: cold.

Thirty-eight, so many people are going against the wall. If I repair it, I should be able to make a lot of money, and maybe I can get rich overnight.

Thirty-nine, God is unfair translated into English: God is a girl.

40. It turns out that I have never been very clear about my criteria for choosing a mate. It wasn’t until I met you later that I realized that I couldn’t have someone like you.

41. If she didn’t show her skills to the teacher at the end of the semester, she would really think she was teaching well.

42. Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I became blind!

43. How can I describe my cooking skills? I know how to cook well in the kitchen. You may not believe it, but it is the hand that touches the pot first.

44. Now I have to catch a child to make soup. Who is so lucky?

45. After dinner with my girlfriend in the evening, I said: Wash the dishes later. She looked at me affectionately and said: Why are you talking to yourself so loudly! .

46. When God closes a door for you, he also doesn’t forget to pinch your head.

47. When you meet a good-looking girl, don’t chase her immediately, because her friends may be prettier than her.

48. Scholars can be killed but not humiliated. You can kill me but you can't fuck me.

49. It’s not that I’m cold and heartless. I can only chat with you at noon. It’s because I’m afraid that you will fall in love with me sooner or later.

Fifty. My hand was accidentally cut by a branch. Why don't you make a cut too, so that we can be husband and wife.

51. I have a serious question for you: My girlfriend has been cheating on me recently. She always goes out with others at night and comes back very late in a taxi, but she never drives to the door. I peeked at her phone and she got furious. One night when she went out, I followed her on a motorcycle, and I found that the motorcycle was leaking oil. I would like to ask, I just bought this car a year ago. Is this oil leakage covered by the warranty?

52. Those girls who can’t unscrew the bottle cap are all faking it. If you don’t believe it, ask her to open a courier and try it.

53. Don’t worry or panic about things that you can’t solve today, because you won’t be able to solve them tomorrow either.

54. I am too tired to slap you in the face. Can you slap my palm with your face?

55. If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, I would rather not take it. Canteen aunt: If you don’t want to eat it, get out!

56. Please use two words to describe where your girlfriend is?

Fifty-seven. You said you wanted to grow old with me. After I dyed my hair, you said I was not mainstream.

58. When I was going through the security check, the metal detector kept beeping on my body. It turned out that it was detecting my iron will.

59. When you quarrel with your boyfriend, don’t rush to blame him. Instead, reflect on yourself first. If it is really your fault, then think carefully about how to blame it on him.

60. Treat others with salt and treat yourself with sweetness.

61. Just kidding, how could I let you go? It’s too late for me to kill you.

62. I still remember what the expert said: Women who spend money regularly will reduce their worries by 80%, and their EQ and IQ will increase accordingly. Although what he said is very reliable, but Where the money will come from, experts are not saying.

Sixty-three, fight, fight, why fight when things can be solved by fighting? Sorry, my phone is almost out of battery, only 98% left. Let’s talk later.

64. It is said that the name of the person you call out when you are scared is the person you love the most. Do you know who [f*ck] is?

Sixty-five, you smell of her perfume, and it is not as expensive as mine when you smell it.

Sixty-six, I looked for him thousands of times in the crowd, but suddenly I looked back, and that person still looked down upon me.

Sixty-seven. When we comfort others, we can always give a hundred reasons, but when we comfort ourselves, we have lost our way.

Sixty-eight, we agreed to grow old together. If you are bald, I will dye my hair.

69. There are no roads in the world. There are so many people walking around that I don’t know how to get around.

Seventy. Be my boyfriend and I will protect you from my other boyfriends finding you.

71. It mainly depends on temperament. God wants to check the air quality.

72. From now on, as long as you are my friend, whoever has no money can just tell me. As long as I am free, I can tell you how I spent my days without money. , especially recently.

73. If life deceives you, don’t worry, pick up the beauty camera and deceive life.

Seventy-four, let me tell you a story about a smile hiding a knife: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Seventy-five, if you continue to ignore me, I will really become a dog.

Seventy-six, are you the younger brother of Mai Shiranui? No, I am Mai Shiranui’s older brother, I don’t know whether to live or die.

Seventy-seven. It is also nine years of compulsory education. Why are you so good?

Seventy-eight. If you scold me, I will suffer. You are just a little turtle.

Seventy-nine, Hello, I am busy now and will not contact you later.

80. You have your pride and I have my self-esteem. I can reason with you with a smile, or I can make you kneel down and listen to me tell you the rules.

81. Suddenly I had a strong desire to learn. Fortunately, I had strong self-control and suppressed it.

82. I will never forget the first words that China’s richest man, Jack Ma, said to me, I don’t know you.

83. How strong a body must you have to support such a dirty soul like yours?

84. If you are not married and I am not married in ten years, then we will be miserable, really miserable.

85. I was looking at the stars last night, when a shooting star flew over. I immediately made a wish: I want to become tall, rich and handsome. Then, a miracle happened: the meteor flew back again. . .

86. A broom can sweep the floor, but what can a mobile phone sweep? Of course, scan my QR code!

Eighty-seven. When my hair grows to my waist, I will strangle you to death; when my nails grow long, I will strangle you to death.

88. I want to make wife cake. Which wife is so lucky?

89. Why don’t I have a stunningly beautiful daughter, but my mother does? I’m really jealous of her.

90. I finally understand why everyone likes to chase buses. It turns out it’s because I’m on the bus.

91. My parents were quarreling, and my mother picked up a bottle of dichlorvos and said to my father: Today I will let you taste the feeling of losing a loved one! After saying that, he poured dichlorvos into my mouth.

92. What is the most serious injury you have ever suffered while playing basketball? Watch your opponent's girlfriend feed him water.

Ninety-three. I started working hard when I was 15 years old. From nothing to now, I am heavily in debt.

Ninety-four, I want to show off a little trick to let you know that I like you.

Ninety-five, if you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will go to jail, I tell you.

Ninety-six, the night is so beautiful tonight and the wind is gentle, suitable for thorn fishing.

97. Remember, no matter how estranged we become in the end, a red envelope can bring us back to the beginning.

Ninety-eight. In this final exam, I will use my strength to tell you how many people there are in the first class of our grade.

Ninety-nine, liking one person is too tiring, so I want to like ten.

100. It was said on the subway that it was forbidden to carry flammable and explosive materials. I got off the train silently because I am so cute.

One hundred and one, Xiao Ming and Xiao Hong fell in love. The next day they were fished out.

One hundred and two, I thought we could go to the end together, but I didn’t expect that after a few steps you started to take a taxi.

One hundred and three, others use Chanel bags, LV bags, Bulgari bags, but I use emoticon bags.

One hundred and four, four words to describe your mother, she is so good at giving birth.

One hundred and five, come and hang out with me. If I have a mouthful of food, you will have a bowl to clean up the circle of friends. Tell me: As long as it is you, what would I not want to do?

1. I wanted the paper plane to take me into your heart, but it crashed halfway

2. Not every story ends with a happy smile or heart-wrenching tears.

3. Silence is a sign of growth, and the sign of maturity is how to be silent.

4. But life is like a road. It is necessary to step out of the prosperous scenery in the desolation.

5. When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock.

6. The first time I heard you say I love you to me, flowers bloomed in my world in an instant.

7. Regarding those memories, I choose to throw them away silently.

8. Missing is the most powerless thing in life and is humble.

9. Unfortunately, there is not enough time and we cannot try this distance forever.

10. In everyone’s life, there will always be someone worthy of deep love, but they are destined not to be loved.

11. Everyone has his own destiny, and everything has nothing to do with others.

12. A grievance that can be expressed is not a grievance; a lover that can be snatched away is not a lover.

13. It would be great if I knew how to abandon you.

14. If one day I ignore you, it’s not that I don’t love you, but that I’m tired.

15. Time is like a net. Wherever you cast it, you will harvest it.

16. Forget, it is so easy to write, but so difficult to do.

17. I am so tired of waiting. When can you give me a clear answer?

18. I have been thinking wildly, and you will definitely think that I am crazy. I am tired.

19. We are trying to be strong on each other, but who is hurting?

20. We have no choice but to go in the opposite direction. Very funny sentences, very funny sentences

1. You just stole my wife, but you still gave me a green diamond for one year. What does that mean? 2. During the exam, the invigilator sat next to me. I just felt uncomfortable with my aunt's towel, so I secretly pulled on my pants to move them, but the teacher asked me to take them out. . . 3． I understand the truth, but I still can’t help but look back when I hear someone calling me beautiful. 4. Today my girlfriend asked me: Which one do you prefer, a girl with a good mind or a good figure? I said: I don’t like them all, I only like you! After hearing this, my girlfriend was so happy that she kissed me and ran off to cook for me. 5. Lao Liu flew home two days later and called his wife and said: If I die and you are still young, find another one and don't be a widow for me. His wife said with tears in her eyes: I have already found him, and I am just waiting for you to die. 6. A man and a woman were in a panic on the train. The man said to the woman in front of the toilet door: Sister, please let me go first, I can’t hold you anymore! The woman made a cry that was close to asking for help: Brother, I should go in first. You still have something to hold on to, but I have nothing to hold on to. My legs are sore! 7. I have practiced Qigong and can make people angry to death. 8. Others are hitting the wall. It will definitely be very profitable for me to build the wall. 9. After get off work, you dragged your tired body open the door and fell asleep on the sofa. You have been following me for two years. Not only did you not blame me for being hopeless, you also silently supported me and gave me the warmth I wanted. When I thought of this, all my fatigue disappeared. Baby, when I finish taking a shower, I will come out to replenish your energy. 10. A newly moved neighbor came to my house to say hello. He lamented: Working in Beijing is too unstable. He moved twice in one year and has no sense of belonging at all. I echoed: Yes! I was always evicted by my landlord, and I was forced to move twice. He sighed: I had known better not to buy so many houses. 11. Good grades? Isn't it a rich man? Don’t you have many friends? Don’t you have someone you like? Isn’t there anyone who likes you? No, what is the meaning of your life? Eat 12. I made a plan during the summer vacation, but ended up completing it because of LAN. 13. The five-year-old daughter asked her father to help her with something. Dad: Dad is very tired. Please praise me a few words. If you praise me a few words, I will feel energetic again.

Daughter: Dad! Dad: Hey! Daughter: Your girl is so beautiful. 14. When I was a child, my grandma always taught me earnestly, for example: If you fall, don’t cry, be brave enough to speak up and let the person closest to you pay for it! ! 15. A young man always felt that his work was not going well. The kind-hearted old chairman listened to his complaints with a smile, picked up a raw egg and put it on the table. The egg rolled to the floor and broke into pieces. The old chairman picked up another one and did the same thing. When he picked up the fifth egg, the young man suddenly realized and said: I understand, you are saying that only cooked eggs can stand up. The old chairman blew out a smoke ring kindly: I mean get out if you don't want to do it. 16． My girlfriend bought a lot of clothes today, but she explained to me poetically: Because I gained a few pounds of fat in the winter, and this spring is the first time they face the world, so I want them to look beautiful and stunning. Come on stage! 17． Grandpa: It’s okay. It’s okay to go home and not do your homework. Grandson: Then my dad has to beat me. Grandpa: Your dad is my son. Sun Tzu: Brother, as long as you say this. 18． I am a teacher! ! ! When I was going to the toilet, a student ran over and said, "Teacher, I don't have any paper. Can you give me some paper?" In line with the moral quality of a teacher, I gave her my paper and asked her to go to the office and get it for me again. It's been a long time since class started and she hasn't come yet. . . 19． I've seen cigarette butts and other things in public toilets, which are so embarrassing! I entered the public toilet today and there was a pile of melon seed peels in front of the toilet. Damn, the level is too high! Very naughty sentences Very naughty and funny sentences

1. You just stole my wife, but you still gave me a green diamond for one year. What does that mean?

2. During the exam, the invigilator sat next to me. I just felt uncomfortable with my aunt's towel, so I secretly pulled on my pants to move them, but the teacher asked me to take them out. . .

3. I understand the truth, but I still can’t help but look back when I hear someone calling me beautiful.

4． Today my girlfriend asked me: Which one do you prefer, a girl with a good mind or a good figure? I said: I don’t like them all, I only like you! After hearing this, my girlfriend was so happy that she kissed me and ran off to cook for me.

5. Lao Liu flew home two days later and called his wife and said: If I die and you are still young, find another one and don't be a widow for me. His wife said with tears in her eyes: I have already found him, and I am just waiting for you to die.

6. A man and a woman were in a panic on the train. The man said to the woman in front of the toilet door: Sister, please let me go first, I can’t hold you anymore! The woman made a cry that was close to asking for help: Brother, I should go in first. You still have something to hold on to, but I have nothing to hold on to. My legs are sore!

Particularly naughty sentences

7. I have practiced Qigong and can make people angry to death.

8. Others are hitting the wall. It will definitely be very profitable for me to build the wall.

9． After get off work, you dragged your tired body open the door and fell asleep on the sofa. You have been following me for two years. Not only did you not blame me for being hopeless, you also silently supported me and gave me the warmth I wanted. When I thought of this, all my fatigue disappeared. Baby, when I finish taking a shower, I will come out to replenish your energy.

10. A newly moved neighbor came to my house to say hello. He lamented: Working in Beijing is too unstable. He moved twice in one year and has no sense of belonging at all. I echoed: Yes! I was always evicted by my landlord, and I was forced to move twice. He sighed: I had known better not to buy so many houses.

11. Good grades? Isn't it a rich man? Don’t you have many friends? Don’t you have someone you like? Isn’t there anyone who likes you? No, what is the meaning of your life? Eat

12. I made a plan during the summer vacation, but ended up completing it because of LAN.

Very funny sentences

13. The five-year-old daughter asked her father to help her with something. Dad: Dad is very tired. Please praise me a few words. If you praise me a few words, I will feel energetic again. Daughter: Dad! Dad: Hey! Daughter: Your girl is so beautiful

14. When I was a child, my grandma always taught me earnestly, for example: If you fall, don’t cry, be brave enough to speak up and let the person closest to you pay for it! !

15. A young man always felt that his work was not going well. The kind-hearted old chairman listened to his complaints with a smile, picked up a raw egg and put it on the table. The egg rolled to the floor and broke into pieces. The old chairman picked up another one and did the same thing.

When he picked up the fifth egg, the young man suddenly realized and said: I understand, you are saying that only cooked eggs can stand up. The old chairman blew out a smoke ring kindly: I mean get out if you don't want to do it.

16. My girlfriend bought a lot of clothes today, but she explained to me poetically: Because I gained a few pounds of fat in the winter, and this spring is the first time they face the world, so I want them to look beautiful and stunning. Come on stage!

17. Grandpa: It’s okay. It’s okay to go home and not do your homework. Grandson: Then my dad has to beat me. Grandpa: Your dad is my son. Sun Tzu: Brother, as long as you say this.

18． I am a teacher! ! ! When I was going to the toilet, a student ran over and said, "Teacher, I don't have any paper. Can you give me some paper?" In line with the moral quality of a teacher, I gave her my paper and asked her to go to the office and get it for me again. It's been a long time since class started and she hasn't come yet. . .

19. I've seen cigarette butts and other things in public toilets, which are so embarrassing! I entered the public toilet today and there was a pile of melon seed peels in front of the toilet. Damn, the level is too high!