Short and hilarious jokes are mainly short.

1. Lao Deng's six-year-old daughter Xiao Ke asked her father to do something for her. Lao Deng said, "All right. Then you have to praise your father. " Xiao Ke: "Lao Deng, your daughter is very beautiful."

2. An employee lost his temper in the office: "The director counts a ball." Just then the director came in: "I am a ball, what are you?" The employee tactfully replied, "We count the balls and stick together around you."

Tony went to work in a milk company, but after a while, the manager shouted to him, "Tony, did you water the milk this morning?" How could you do that! Tony replied, "didn't I do as you said?" "Manager:" I said pour the water first, and then mix the milk in, so that we can tell the customer that there is no water in the milk, understand? " !"

After driving Wukong away, the Tang Priest met the monster again, so he had to read a spell to call Wukong back for help. Soon, a new voice came from the air: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not in service area, please redial later.

In Chinese class, the teacher called a sleepy classmate to answer questions. The classmate was in a daze and couldn't say anything ... The teacher said, "Is that okay?"? I won't scream either! " Classmate: "Cheep."

6. The woman is ugly and can't get married, hoping to be trafficked. Finally, my dream came true, but I couldn't sell it for half a month. When the kidnapper brought it back, she insisted on not getting off the bus. The kidnapper gritted his teeth and stamped his feet: go, don't take the car! ! !

7. Xiaoguang is a diligent student. He worked part-time during the winter vacation to earn tuition. Help the butcher cut meat during the day and go to the hospital for internship at night. One night, an old woman was pushed into the operating room by Xiaoguang because of an emergency operation. The old woman screamed in panic: "My God! You are a pig killer. Where are you pushing me?

8. I saw a small advertisement on the road after work, asking for marriage, male and female, what a cow!

9. I'm in a hurry to eat in a hotel, the waiter said enthusiastically; There is no bathroom in our hotel. You can go to the toilet opposite. We have an agreement with them. When you get there, you can say that you are "eating!"

10. I just opened the coke and drank it twice, then shook it and blew it out. Hold it in your mouth, stick it, and finally spray it out of your nose.