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Survival of the Jedi: What should you do if your black teammates get caught?

Due to my teammates' addiction to other games, the Jedi's survival skills have seriously declined, and the game experience is poor. In this regard, I decided to send a long article to accuse them of their bad behavior, hoping that they would turn over a new leaf.

There are seven friends who play Jedi to survive, so I have to divide them into two teams. Four people opened the black, and as soon as they landed, one fell. The second time I shrunk the circle, I was left alone. Look at these three people, who are not self-proclaimed marksmanship, and who are not obsessed with all directions. They have caught it, and my heart will be broken. Others put the hope of winning on me, but I fell down with two fists. I was saddened. I failed to live up to your expectations. I was guilty of the team, my ancestors, and the world. I couldn't wait to recall my position as captain. And the four of you, although you stand by and watch, aren't you so bad? Don't think I didn't see it. The four of you just jumped into the shelter and didn't survive for more than five minutes! I advise you to turn out your heart, lungs and intestines, bask in the sun, wash and clean up!

when I first landed, I thought that the biggest enemy of the team was the team that landed at the same place as us, and I destroyed four of them; I also thought that the biggest enemy of the team was the villain who shot the sniper on the hillside. I drove to attract fire and cover your uphill; Just now, I was blocked at the bridge, and I was asked to go out. After a while, I was left alone. I am becoming more and more clear now that the biggest enemy of the team is not outside, but among you, in your heart! You three used to be the pillars of the team. Every time you play other games, your skills will drop by one point. When you all get caught, the team will be finished, and it will be difficult for us to even enter the top ten! Think about it, the guy we just met as soon as we landed had a shotgun and was knocked down by me with a pistol. Do you want to be like him in the future? I have tried my best and always want to say something to everyone, but there must be a beginning. After thinking about it, there are only four words: play more and practice more! These four words, I dug them out from my heart and dug them out from the sea of blood. Remember, from today on, don't sleep without winning once! Think about it, reflect on it, continue later, and hit it a dozen or twenty times.

Of course, it is lucky to be able to sit together and play black games. Don't quarrel and be unhappy in order to win. The game experience is the most important thing. It's a joke to make a dozen or twenty hits, dog life matters, dog life matters!