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Funny sayings about mosquitoes, a collection of funny sayings about being bitten by mosquitoes

Funny things about mosquitoes

1. It is the beginning of autumn, 5 kilometers from Ossen, there are many people, the weather is hot, and I get bitten by mosquitoes.

2. My mouth was kissed by a mosquito and it became swollen even more after applying some Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste

3. I have been suffering from endocrine disorders recently. I am in a very bad mood and have a perverted personality. I woke up at three o'clock last night. Then I started hammering, chopping, and hammering the bed. I fantasized about cruelly catching the mosquito above my head and killing it in a perverted way, and then started digging, chopping, and hammering the bed again.

4. There is running water. There is WIFI, countryside, stars and endless mosquitoes that bite you to death!

5. I would sleep in the duty room and be bitten by a mosquito like this. It would kill me.

6. I have never seen anyone selling sand ginger in Shenzhen! ! My mother immediately sent two kilograms, and the result was that I just talked about it and didn't cook at all, and all of them sprouted. So I had to do all kinds of things. I went to the roadside to steal soil and was bitten by mosquitoes. When I came home, I found small loaches in the soil. I thought about the loaches and ginger growing up together. I would take the loaches for fishing and season them with ginger. It was perfect.

7. Time flies so fast. It’s the beginning of autumn and I feel a little cooler. When will mosquitoes disappear completely? Baby Xiong was bitten seven or eight times in the morning.

8. When I went to the basement level of my new home, I was bitten by more than 20 times all over my body. After I felt it, I was surrounded by hundreds of mosquitoes and I couldn’t drive them away. I was so scared that I felt numb and numb for five times. Ten people are also drunk and attract mosquitoes, how can they break their constitution!

9. I just saw the spring water from the sunshine, and it was as clear as if it had been washed outside the window. Unfortunately, Tianjin, cicadas are too noisy. This superficial, crazy and persistent cry is simply the end of beauty. The irritability of poetry being disturbed is like a mosquito interrupting a romantic confession.

10. I always thought that there were no mosquitoes in the United States, but when I arrived in Washington, I was bitten by mosquitoes! In a short time, I bitten ten of them! There is another one with a long tail like a shooting star. He must have been bitten by an artistic mosquito.

11. The raging mosquitoes kissed me 5+ times in one night. Looking at the red and raised hickeys in the mirror, I can only look at your body affectionately and ask resentfully: Are you a rescuer sent by monkeys?

12. I was bitten by an unknown mosquito last night and developed a lump as big as an egg yolk. Today it spread to a red color larger than an egg.

13. lucky: Mom, look above, two mosquitoes are fighting! Mom: Where is it? lucky: I’m just kidding you!

14. Add 10 grams to 9 ml. After using it for three days, the mosquito bites became more joyful. Did you add some condiments to your meal? I want to be quiet

15. I just sat down with my gay friend and got bitten by mosquitoes eleven times (can you understand the feeling of burning with desire but a woman is on her period_

16. I am woken up by your updates every morning. Damn woman, I was bitten by mosquitoes and didn’t sleep well at all last night. I want to make an appointment with you today to see you in the afternoon.

17. Come here. I haven’t seen any mosquitoes in Guangdong for a few days. I was bitten three times an hour before I left. Okay, let’s just say goodbye~ 18. Since the beginning of summer, I have been so favored by mosquitoes. There are several fresh meats in the house, but it bites me alone. So, I advised it to get wet with rain and dew, but the mosquito didn't listen! How embarrassing is this! Last night, I was harassed by mosquitoes. I was so tired this whole night!

19. Morning, little mosquitoes! Our cute little BB is born! Happy little Leo!

20. I woke up in the middle of the night and squirted. The toilet water is really enough. I can’t cheer up all morning, and I’m still angry when I wake up.

21. Since the beginning of summer, mosquitoes have been the only ones favored, so I advise mosquitoes to drink rain and dew. Okay, but the mosquitoes don't listen. They just pamper me. They stared at me 7 times last night. I didn't sleep well all night. My body is very tired.

22. It was a windy and rainy night, and there were many kinds of important things. It was very good. I turned off the engine in the car all night, and there were no mosquitoes. The toilet was safe enough.

23. Today I plan to wear a pair of shoes that rub my heels very hard and go out for a run. Don’t ask me why. Ask that bastard mosquito that bites my heels.

24. I was covered in mosquito bites. Suddenly I saw this at my deskmate. Cried happily. I really want to grab it.

25. My wife touched her forehead and said, "There are so many bumps on my forehead. I don't know if they are mosquito bumps or acne." The master heard it and said, is hei Da? It must be acne. It's not Heida, it's me. That must be a mosquito bag!

26. I couldn’t find mosquito coil, so I used hairspray to spray the mosquito into shape! Within a second it was frozen and fell off my mosquito net!

27. I was woken up by mosquitoes at around three o'clock last night. Why didn't the air conditioner freeze you to death? Grandma is such a bear. I bought a bottle of toilet water today, just in case.

28. The children fluttered away with the floating board. Maybe it was because my nose was uncomfortable so my legs were not very tight, so the water was a bit cold. Jiayi's lips turned extremely purple after coming out of the water, and it took a while for them to return to their original color. I sleep until midnight at night, and a mosquito can wake me up. No matter what, don't sleep downstairs. Go upstairs to sleep with your parents. Grandma was sent upstairs and called "Mom" at the door, which scared my parents.

29. I am tall and tall at 1.6 meters. Is it really okay to sting the soles of my feet? I guess you must be a short-sighted mosquito.

30. Finally mastered the skill of fighting mosquitoes! !

31. When I find a mosquito on my face in the morning, my first reaction is not to swat it to death, but to take a photo. . . So now I have a big bag on my face. . .

32. I was bitten by a mosquito on my cheek. Is it because I don’t have enough acne on my face?

33. I am on duty, fighting flies and mosquitoes every day.

34. The mosquito bags on my body can be turned into a magic circle when connected together

35. These are the trophy mosquitoes harvested by washing powder + soapy water in the past two months. This year I didn’t get bitten at home in the summer!

36. I have to talk about mosquitoes again. I came to the cliffs in Beijing just to feed the mosquitoes. It’s so devastated. There’s not a single good spot. I have to take a photo. This is just a new bite. It’s almost healed and it’s not even worth taking a photo of. Ignore the thick legs. WTF!

37. I pass by my own grave every week, and my name Luo is engraved on the tombstone. I have a beautiful girlfriend named Qian. I hate mosquitoes, so I bought glue flowers specially. I put down the flowers and lit a cigarette. I had never smoked before, but now I am addicted to cigarettes. Qian, let's go. said the colleague. I nodded. For three years, the most profound love has made me live like him. Funny classics about fighting mosquitoes

1. Finally mastered the unique skill of fighting mosquitoes! !

2. I am on duty, fighting flies and mosquitoes every day.

3. The beginning of autumn, kilometers away from Ossen, there are many people, the weather is hot, and you are bitten by mosquitoes.

4. Hang up a mosquito net, sleep naked under it, tease the mosquitoes, and kill them.

5. Apply a layer of crane crown red on your body, and mosquitoes will be poisoned to death if they land on you.

6. If you are so drunk, mosquito bites will not hurt you and will kill you.

7. The mosquito bags on my body can be turned into a magic circle when connected together

8. Have a long conversation with the mosquitoes, understand them with reason, move them with emotion, and influence them It became vegetarian.

9. I was bitten by a mosquito on my cheek. Is it because I don’t have enough acne on my face?

10. Lucky: Mom, look up there, two mosquitoes are fighting! Mommy: Where is it? lucky: I’m just kidding you!

11. I was covered in mosquito bites. Suddenly I saw this at my deskmate. Cried happily. I really want to grab it.

12. There is running water, WIFI, countryside, stars and endless mosquitoes that bite people to death!

13. I haven’t seen any mosquitoes in Guangdong for a few days. I got three bites an hour before I left.

Okay, let’s say goodbye~

14. I couldn’t find mosquito coils, so I used hairspray to spray the mosquitoes into shape! Within a second it was frozen and fell off my mosquito net!

15. These are the trophy mosquitoes harvested by washing powder and soapy water in the past two months. I haven’t been bitten at home this summer!

16. I was woken up by mosquitoes at around three o'clock last night. Why didn't the air conditioner freeze you to death? Grandma is such a bear. I bought a bottle of toilet water today, just in case.

17. Being woken up by mosquito bites in the middle of the night and spraying toilet water wildly is really enough. I can't cheer up all morning, and I wake up feeling angry again.

18. I was bitten by an unknown mosquito last night and developed a lump as big as an egg yolk. Today it spread to a red color larger than an egg.

19. It was a windy and rainy night, and there were many kinds of important things. It was very good. I turned off the engine in the car all night, and there were no mosquitoes. The toilet was safe enough.

20. Morning, little mosquitoes! I'm an aunt! Our Li Xiaoyao was born! Cute little BB! Leo little angel! Happy happy!

21. After three days of using ml and gram, the mosquito bites became more and more joyful. Did I help you put some condiments on your rice? I want to be quiet

22. Time flies so fast. It’s the beginning of autumn and I feel a little cooler. When will mosquitoes disappear completely? Baby Xiong was bitten seven or eight times in the morning.

23. When I find a mosquito on my face in the morning, my first reaction is not to swat it to death, but to take a photo. . . So now I have a big bag on my face. . .

24. I am tall and tall, about 1.6 meters tall. Is it really okay to sting the soles of my feet? I guess you must be a short-sighted mosquito. On a summer night, there are more mosquitoes than the stars in the sky

25. The raging mosquitoes kissed me on the mouth all night. Looking at the red and raised hickeys in the mirror, I could only say affectionately Looking at your body, I asked resentfully: Are you the rescuer sent by the monkey?

26. I always thought there were no mosquitoes in the United States, but when I arrived in Washington, I was bitten by mosquitoes! In a short time, I bitten ten of them! There is another one with a long tail like a shooting star. He must have been bitten by an artistic mosquito.

27. I have to talk about mosquitoes again. I came to Beijing's cliffs just to feed the mosquitoes. They were so devastated that there was no good spot. I had to take a photo of them. They were just newly bitten. They were almost healed and were not worth taking a photo of. Ignore the thick legs. WTF!

28. My wife touched her forehead and said that there were so many bumps on her forehead. She didn’t know whether it was mosquito bumps or acne. Did the master hear that he is a big man? It must be acne. It's not Heida, it's me. That must be a mosquito bag!

29. I’m just talking, I don’t cook at all, everything sprouted. So I had to do all kinds of things. I went to the roadside to steal soil and was bitten by mosquitoes. When I came home, I found small loaches in the soil. I thought about the loaches and ginger growing up together. I would take the loaches for fishing and season them with ginger. It was perfect.

30. I just saw the spring water in the sunshine, and it was as clear as if it had been washed outside the window. Unfortunately, Tianjin, cicadas are too noisy. This superficial, crazy and persistent cry is simply the end of beauty. The irritability of poetry being disturbed is like a mosquito interrupting a romantic confession. Talk about mosquitoes. Talk about being woken up by mosquitoes in the middle of the night

Talk about mosquitoes

1. A dead mosquito bit my face again. Is this your first day out? ? Don’t you know the rule of not biting someone’s face?

2. Don’t be stupid. In this hot summer, the only ones that will never leave you are mosquitoes.

3. In order to kill this mosquito, I don’t know how many slaps I gave myself.

4. Dung Beetle and Mosquito fall in love. Dung Beetle: "What is your profession?" Mosquito: "Nurse, injection person, how about you?" Dung Beetle smiled and said: "It's fate, we work together.

< p> 5. I couldn’t stand being bitten by mosquitoes, so I placed an order for an electric mosquito swatter. After I got it today, the weather has gotten colder and there are fewer mosquitoes. I don’t mind if it continues to be cold to prevent mosquitoes from coming out

6. I'm just talking, I don't cook at all, everything sprouted, so I went to the roadside to steal soil, and got bitten by mosquitoes. When I came home, I found small loaches in the soil. I thought that the loaches would grow up with ginger, and I would take the loaches. Went fishing, ginger seasoned, perfect.

7. I am woken up by your updates every morning. Damn woman. I was bitten by mosquitoes last night and didn’t sleep well at all. I want to make an appointment with you today. See you in the afternoon.

8. I will fight you, the air conditioner is at 16 degrees, I have a cold, and the mosquitoes are freezing to death!

9. A kind of text that remembers something through editing! There is melancholy in my heart, which is just a two-word expression. There are countless words, but they are not as good as the feeling of touch. It's like a doctor who treats an urgent illness but has no good cure, and he is so haggard. Just draw a semicircle of a mood and express simple things as you like. Just like a mosquito bite, it may be very comfortable if it is photographed, but it will drive away some related pain and itch if it is not photographed. I just feel that words are like mosquitoes, with seemingly soft mouths, but they can pierce solid skin and desperately suck in the nutrients of life!

10. When a mosquito bites you, do you still have the heart to swat it to death? It has your blood in its body.

11. In this era and this season, the only thing that sticks to me is mosquitoes.

12. Every time I catch a blood-sucking mosquito, I calm down and educate him, and then tell him that he can never do this again. Finally, slap him to death.

13. If the mosquito evolves to suck fat, then I believe it will be a very cute animal.

14. The Chinese teacher was raped and did not teach us for a week. I came today, and I wore sunglasses, and told me that we were bitten by mosquitoes. Really, I want to say, teacher, who are you fooling? Mosquitoes are so poisonous today, and you have nothing to do with me. I understand your menopause, your domestic violence, and your bad mood. However, what do you mean by being a jerk like me?

15. When I take a shower in the summer, I feel like I am washing vegetables for mosquitoes...

16. When the pig woman sees a big mosquito, she wants to fight the mosquito, but the big mosquito won't let her Fighting mosquitoes, the big mosquito finally decided to fight mosquitoes by himself.

17. I’m sorry, I made you pregnant. Although my blood is flowing in your body, I still want to ruthlessly abandon you to mosquitoes

18. Summer It's the season of fighting mosquitoes again.

19. Taking a shower every day feels like helping mosquitoes wash vegetables. 20. If mosquitoes are fat-sucking animals, then How cute.

21. It was my first time to go to the grassland. Although it was cloudy and rainy, there were no mosquitoes. It was quite exciting to sleep in a yurt while listening to thunder and rain.

22. Since the beginning of summer, mosquitoes have been the only ones favored. I advised mosquitoes to get wet with rain and dew, but they refused to listen. Just pamper me as long as you pamper me. Isn’t that right? Last night, I stared at 7 big bags again. I didn't sleep well all night. My body is very tired.

23. At this point, I don’t ask if anyone has slept. May there be no homeless idiots and mosquitoes in heaven

24. Definitely feed the mosquitoes, not watch the fountain. The urban routine is too deep, I want to go back to the countryside.

25. lucky: Mom, look above, two mosquitoes are fighting! Mommy: Where is it? lucky: I’m just kidding you!

26. Two things! The thunder last night scared my brother to death! I want to die with you, the dead mosquito that sleeps with your ears plugged and doesn’t know when it will fall asleep! Did you really not survive after drinking so much blood?

27. No matter how strong I am, I can’t resist eyebrows and eyes similar to yours. No matter how hard I try, I can't overcome your disappointment. You are not so gorgeous, but when I met you, the sun was just right, the breeze was gentle, and you happened to pass by my eyes. Let you become a cinnabar mole on my chest, coming and going in my world unscrupulously. But when the sun is gone and the breeze is still, you will just be a smear of mosquito blood on the wall.

Talk about being woken up by mosquito bites in the middle of the night

1. Once, the puppy was pacing back and forth like a little old man in the small house I made for it. Very boring look. Suddenly, his eyes lit up and he saw a mosquito flying outside the house. He ran away and chased the mosquito. The mosquito was frightened and flew around. The puppy followed suit and saw the mosquito buzzing on the ground. With a sound, I got into the glass cabinet that contained my most beloved vase, and the dog followed closely, and followed me into the glass cabinet. The cabinet shook, and with a bang, the vase fell to the ground, shattering into pieces.

2. My mother caught the mosquito, pinched it carefully with her thumb and forefinger, carefully pulled off all its feet and wings, then threw it into the trash can, and then clapped her hands. .

3. I always thought that there were no mosquitoes in the United States, but when I arrived in Washington, I was bitten by mosquitoes! In a short time, I bitten ten of them! There is another one with a long tail like a shooting star. He must have been bitten by an artistic mosquito.

4. I couldn’t find the mosquito coil, so I used hair spray to spray the mosquito into shape! Within a second it was frozen and fell off my mosquito net!

5. When I see you, I long for you to leave. When I don’t see you, I enjoy leisurely time. How can I make you ignore my existence. God said unless I move my family to the cemetery. Oh~ damn mosquito, can’t you let me go?

6. I am outside now and I have a few big mosquito bites on my legs. It is probably going to rain. The weather is very cool. How about you now?

7. One person asked the doctor, "Doctor! Why do I put mosquitoes in my mosquito net to suck blood and help me lose weight, but, "doctor","

8. Himself On the first night after I moved out of my home, there was no WIFI or 4G. When I made a phone call, the signal was very weak, and there were so many mosquitoes. I thought it was better to be at home. Erha finally fixed it. I will pick up the car tomorrow and it will still be there at night. Go home and sleep, it's not a place for people.

9. Singles’ Day is here. Birds are in love, ants are living together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes are laying eggs, butterflies are getting married, caterpillars are bridesmaids, and frogs are giving birth to tadpoles. Are you ready to do it? What to order? I wish you all the best on Singles’ Day!

10. If mosquitoes could glow, my room would be breathtakingly beautiful.

11. Every time I smack lol, my blood boils as if I’m swatting a mosquito

12. You wouldn’t expect the joyful expression of a woman who successfully froze a mosquito to death in the refrigerator< /p>

13. Red is cinnabar, branded heart, lipstick is as mediocre as mosquito blood -

14. A: My brother was bitten by a mosquito and his whole hand swelled up! B: My uncle was stung by a hornet and his whole foot swelled up! C: My sister was bitten by something, and her whole belly swelled up.

15. Kill flies when you eat, kill rats at work, chase away cockroaches at night, and swat mosquitoes when you sleep. Everyone has the responsibility to eliminate the four pests.

16. We all think that we are the strong ones in life, but in fact we are fragile and vulnerable. We all think that love can defeat everything, but in fact, love has long been buried in the trivialities of life, and the mosquito blood it gets will last forever. They are other people's red roses, but the white roses we long for are indeed other people's white rice. When faced with gains and losses, no matter how calm we are on our lips, we are still very frightened in our hearts. I wish I could become a masked man with an iron wall!

17. As soon as I entered the house, I saw the thief trying to escape through the window. I quickly stepped forward and grabbed him and slapped him twice. It was so damn annoying that so many mosquitoes were let in.

18. Is the difficult summer finally over? I really hate summer. I sweat every time I move, have difficulty breathing, and there are mosquitoes and all kinds of UFOs.

19. I feel really guilty for causing you so many mosquito bites.

20. There are so many mosquitoes in summer sleep. The buzzing sound at night is really annoying

21. Bees are busy all day and everyone loves them; mosquitoes are running around all day and everyone shouts to beat them! It doesn’t matter how busy you are, what matters is what you are busy with! One important decision is worth thousands of efforts! Today's life is determined by the choices we made three to five years ago, and our life three or five years from now is determined by today.

22. This year, you must not let mosquito bites go home and clean them up again!

23. I love summer the most and hate mosquitoes. . Mosquitoes are everywhere. . sorrow. .

24. I was covered in mosquito bites. Suddenly I saw this at my deskmate. Cried happily. I really want to grab it.

25. I feel like mosquitoes in early summer are like girls in their 18s or 19s. They have no skills or experience, and everything is just gentle. Mosquitoes in late autumn are like forty-year-old women, they are experienced and can be as cruel as they want.

26. In the morning, when you wake up, there is a dead mosquito lying on your pillow, and next to it is a suicide note: I struggled all night, but I couldn't pierce your face. It's so thick that I can't touch it. Yan lives in this world, Lord! Please forgive him, I committed suicide.

27. When I find a mosquito on my face in the morning, my first reaction is not to swat it to death, but to take a photo. . . So now I have a big bag on my face. . . Fifty-three articles on how you feel about being bitten by a mosquito and waking up in the middle of the night

How you feel about being bitten by a mosquito and waking up in the middle of the night Chapter 1

1. Beautiful summer , nasty mosquitoes.

2. It’s only May and I’ve already been bitten by mosquitoes three times.

3. I am a fan in autumn, only used to drive away blood-sucking mosquitoes. When the mosquito bit the moon, the owner tore the fan into pieces.

4. I’m so tired of being bitten by mosquitoes that I wake up and count the bags all over my body. I feel like I’m anemic due to mosquito bites.

5. My eyelids were bitten by mosquitoes and then became swollen. What a melancholy look in my eyes!

6. Pull out its straw first, and then let it go!

7. I was woken up by mosquito bites at three in the morning, and I still have the sound of mosquitoes buzzing in my ears.

8. It makes no sound when it comes to the ground in the morning, but it roars under the house at night. The laughter cannot frighten the stinging household, but the dream of a butterfly in the air frightens the soul.

9. I don’t know where “mosquitoes” come from, but they go deeper and deeper. This summer, I will teach you how to break up with mosquitoes!

10. The summer grass is addictive to the body, and the skin smells sweat and stares hard. If the house had not been screened, it would be difficult for people to sleep peacefully.

11. Stop talking, I’m swatting mosquitoes.

12. Risk your life and danger to get close to me every day.

13. I was woken up by mosquito bites in the middle of the night. I really can’t figure out where it got in. My mosquito net is so tight! I will check it every night before going to bed!

14. The room is full of vampires.

15. Lucky: Mom, look above, two mosquitoes are fighting! Mommy: Where is that? Lucky: I’m just kidding you!

16. Your face is so thick that even the sound of mosquitoes can’t prick it, and your most outgoing personality is so shameful that even the sound of mosquitoes can’t prick you.

17. There were so many mosquitoes at night that I couldn’t sleep due to their bites.

18. I was bitten by a mosquito and couldn't sleep. I turned on the light and sat on the bed, watching the father and son sleeping soundly. I thought to myself: If I hadn't fed the mosquitoes blood, you must be like me. Talk about the feeling of being bitten by a mosquito and wake up in the middle of the night Chapter 2

19. I was woken up by a mosquito bite in the middle of the night, and my palms were swollen like pig's trotters. Are mosquitoes so powerful now?

20. In the early morning, the mosquitoes that had bothered me for two nights were finally killed.

21. I woke up in the morning and found a mosquito in the mosquito net. After swatting it to death, I found that it did not bite me. It seems that it knew that biting is not allowed in the mosquito net.

22. To repel mosquitoes is to go to the battlefield, either you will die or I will be itchy.

23. Those who hurt me are women, and those who bite me are mosquitoes.

24. When mosquitoes are hungry during the day, they will occasionally fly out to suck a few mouthfuls of blood. After enjoying the meal, they run away in a hurry and hide in the hidden places of boxes and cabinets; at night, they are the mosquitoes. Heaven and earth.

25. Eyes bitten by mosquitoes will see a different world.

26. The dream watered my efforts, and I made blood for the mosquitoes.

27.Summer limit. Limit 1: Let the mosquitoes bite you without resisting. Rewards: Lots of red envelopes. Limit two: **ice cream temptation. Bonus: Free weight loss. Limit Three: Exposure to the scorching sun. Reward: Baked**.

28. I ran to buy yogurt early in the morning and was bitten by mosquitoes last night. It’s damn summer.

29. One slap, ah, catch the assassin!

30. This is the trophy harvested by "washing powder + soapy water" in the past two months - mosquitoes, I haven't been bitten by any mosquitoes at home this summer!

31. I didn’t know I was bitten by mosquitoes every night

32. A boy in big pants was bitten all over his face by mosquitoes.

33. I was woken up by mosquito bites at 3:30 and killed two mosquitoes. I was about to go to bed at 4:30 and construction started again. I couldn’t sleep anymore.

34. Mosquitoes, get away and stay away from my baby.

35. The eyebrows of mosquitoes can be supported by themselves, but there is no need to fight for the horns of snails. If you want to achieve the slightest effect, who knows the sincerity of the ants.

36. The mosquito and I battled wits and courage all night long, and in the end we both lost. Talk about the feeling of being bitten by mosquitoes and wake up in the middle of the night Chapter 3

37. I was bitten by 7 large mosquitoes. I did something wrong and I am scarred every summer.

38. Mosquito, why don’t you suck fat instead? Then I’ll have less meat on my arms.

39. I was bitten by a mosquito on my cheek. Do you think I don’t have enough acne on my face? I kicked my nose and put it on my face...

40. When a mosquito bites you, don’t move and hold your breath. , choke it to death.

41. With a skin like yours, mosquitoes shouldn’t be able to get in during the summer.

42. It was a great pleasure to go to the Internet cafe, but I was bitten by mosquitoes at the crematorium. I have been scratching them for several days. This is the price of eating chicken.

43. I was so noisy by the snoring next door at night that I couldn’t sleep well. I was woken up by mosquito bites in the early morning and was so noisy by the snoring of the people in my room that I couldn’t sleep well.

44. I was bitten by a mosquito last night and I doubted my life. Moreover, it thundered and rained last night. I couldn’t sleep, and my mood dropped all the way.

45. I was really woken up by the hot wind in the morning, and there were big mosquito bites on my body. This irritating weather should end quickly, I want to go home.

46. In summer, I repeat my fate every day: I am bitten by mosquitoes in the canteen, in the elevator, in the office, and in the community. Scarred.

47. Have a good journey and hope there are no mosquitoes in heaven.

48. After being bitten, it is not only itchy, but also painful.

49. I am so desperate. I am bitten by mosquitoes at home at night and in the office at work. Summer is so terrible.

50. A horror story: I was bitten by a mosquito and killed the mosquito, but there was no blood on my hands. Where did the blood go?

51. I was bitten by seven mosquitoes. They came when I turned off the light and disappeared when I turned on the light. I was so angry that I wanted to sleep.

52. Withered vines, old trees, dim crows, and mosquitoes get out of my house.

53. Drink the white dew water and the mosquitoes will shut up!