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2. There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough one is borrowing money.
3. False friends nod and smile when they see you, while true friends don't greet you when they see you. False friends often come to you when you have nothing to do, while true friends come to you when you have something to do. A fake friend will say when drinking, you are not a friend until you finish this cup, while a real friend will say when drinking, don't drink too much. When a fake friend borrows money from you, he always finds an excuse. When a real friend borrows money from you, he always says how much to borrow. The difference between a true friend and a false friend. Fake friends will bring gifts to your home for parties, while real friends never bring anything to your home, but help you with housework. False friends never see you cry, but true friends have shoulders that make you wet. A fake friend can accompany you to finish a bottle of hard liquor, and a true friend can accompany you for a long night. A fake friend feels strange after not seeing him for several years, but a true friend feels more cordial after not seeing him for ten years. I can't remember the phone number of a fake friend in the phone book, but I can't remember the phone number of a real friend. 4. In this fickle age, the only way to make people forget you is to borrow money and not pay it back.
5. Zhu Rongji declined to write an inscription for his old classmates. "I'm not afraid of you borrowing money, and I'm not afraid of you applying for a job. I'm afraid of you looking for my inscription, because I have five commandments, one of which is also." Author: Zhu Rongji
6, a recent hot sentence: I lent you money, not because I had a lot of money, but because I wanted to help you when you were in trouble. I rushed to pay for dinner, not because I had more money, but because friendship was more important than money! I help you, not because I owe you anything, but because I treat you as a friend! Sincere people walk into their hearts, while hypocritical people walk out of sight. If people meet by fate, then people get along with each other by sincerity and credibility! Give it to those who take it for granted
7. Please meditate. Some of the people who showed up several times when you were sick were sincere to you. Please think that some friends who seem to have borrowed money from you have paid you back without your urging; Please remember, those who have always claimed to be your friends but smiled at you when you were bullied, how many people really care about you; Please understand, how many people are acquaintances who help you silently when you don't say anything, even if it is a small matter?
8. You can lend him money only if you don't regard him as a friend. Otherwise, give generously, if you are his true friend.
9. Is a friend in need really that rare? On the contrary, once we made friends with someone, he began to be in trouble and borrowed money from us. Author: Schopenhauer Source: Schopenhauer's philosophy of life
1. The best way to keep friendship is to leave nothing to him and not lend him money at the same time. Author: Paul
11, the contradictory world. First: cut down trees and make paper, on which it says "Care for the forest". Second: it's hard for you to sing your father in KTV with your parents' hard-earned money. Third: women are having an affair with many men, but they say that there are no good men in the world. Fourth, change the hard-earned money into cigarettes and burn them again! Switch to wine, get drunk and throw up. Also said that money is hard to earn! Fifth, when you are in trouble, friends lend you money. When a friend needs money and asks you for money, you say you don't have enough friends.
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