How do comic sketches tease football?

Football in China has been at the forefront recently. Everyone is very disappointed with the performance of the men's football team. Because of disappointment, there are more and more online jokes about men's football. For example, it is quite interesting for us to watch the sketch "Gong Hanlin and Feng Xiaoting and Dong Lu".

Besides, Mr. Feng Gong joked about the men's soccer team. Mr. Feng Gong said: Women in China love noodles, because they know that China people compete for noodles, and men love sea cucumbers. It looks prickly, but it's actually quite soft. It's vivid and close to reality.

This is not the first time that Mr. Feng Gong has said men's soccer.

"What smells best during the Asian Games? The food in the Asian Games Village is the most fragrant! "

"What is the most smelly? The feet of China men's soccer team are the most smelly. "

"What words hurt the most? What some fans say is the most hurtful. The football team's feet stink. Might as well go home and sell potatoes. "

"Do you know why the China women's football team only won a silver medal at the Atlanta Olympic Games? Just because there is one person missing on the court. "

"Do you know why the men's soccer team can't even rush out of Asia these years? Just because there are 1 1 women on the court. "

Feng Gong pulled the rickshaw: "Hey! At this speed, I really found a little peak feeling. "

Niu: "Yes, at your speed, the China football team has already qualified!" " "

China football team is the best. I just haven't rushed out of Asia for more than ten years. That's really modest.

In addition, other sketches also satirize football:

Tang Jiezhong advised him: Why don't you watch the game?

"China can't score a goal, don't worry!"

So Song Dandan shouted for the national fans in the sketch, "When will China football come out!" .

Huang Hong: I brought my football back in the New Year. Isn't that our problem? I watched A B and A this year, the most exasperating World Cup. Calling me out every day. Later, the dog bit Le Hu's eyes.

"What sports are the most worrying?"

"Football!"

"What sports look more worrying?"

"China Football!"

Football in China has been ridiculed, and I think it will continue in the future. ...

There is an old saying: crouching tiger, knowing shame and then being brave.