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Begging for Voldemort’s English lines in Harry Potter 1

Harry: You? No it can’t be; Snape he was he was the one---

Harry: You? No! How could it be? It should be Snape!

Quirrell: Yes he does seem the type doesn't he? Next to him who would suspect p-p-poor st-st-stuttering Professor Quirrell?

Quirrell: Yes, no wrong! His image is like that. With him around, who would doubt him? Poor Professor Quirrell.

Harry: But that day, during the Quidditch match, Snape tried to kill me.

Harry: But that day, during the Quidditch match, Snape tried to kill me. I!

Quirrell: Oh no dear boy, I tried to kill you! And trust me if Snape's cloak hadn't caught on fire and broken my eye contact I would have succeeded. Even with Snape muttering his little counter- curse.

Quirrell: No! Potter, I want to kill you! Believe me, I would have made it if Snape's cloak hadn't caught on fire and interrupted my vision! Even if Snape recited the anti-magic spell, it would be of no use.

Harry: Snape was trying to save me?

Quirrell: I knew you were a danger to me right from the off. Especially after Halloween.

Quirrell: I knew you were a danger to me right from the off. Especially after Halloween. after.

Harry: Then you let the troll in!

Harry: You let the troll in!

Quirrell: Very good Potter yes. Snape unfortunately wasn't fooled, when every one else was running about the dungeon Snape went to the third floor to head me of. He of course never trusted me again. He rarely left me alone. But he doesn't understand, I' m never alone. Never. Now does this mirror do? I see what I desire. I see myself holding the Stone. But how do I get it?

Quirrell: Well said, Potter. Yes, unfortunately, Snape discovered it.

When everyone ran to the dungeon, he ran to the third floor to block me! Of course, from now on, he never believed me again, and he never trusted me to be alone again, but he didn’t know that I was either alone or, well, okay. What is this mirror used for? I see what I want, I see I have the stone, how can I get it?

Quirrell: Come here Potter! Now! Tell me what do you see? What is it what do you see?

Quirrell: Come here! Porter. quick! Tell me, what did you see? What exactly did you see?

Harry: I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore. I’ve won the House Cup.

Harry: I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore, I’ve won the House Cup!

Voldemort: He lies.

Quirrell: Tell the truth! What do you see?

Voldemort: Let me speak to him.

Quirrell: Master, you are not strong enough.

Quirrell: Master, you are still weak.

Voldemort: have strength enough for this. Harry Potter, we meet again.

Voldemort: I still have strength enough to talk to him. Harry?6?1 Potter, we meet again.

Harry: Voldemort?

Voldemort: Yes, you see what I have become? See what I must do to survive? Live off another. A mere parasite. Unicorn blood can sustain me but it cannot give me a body of my own. But there is something that can. Something that conveniently enough lies in your pocket. Stop him! Don't be a fool! Why suffer a horrific eath when you can join with me and live?

Voldemort: No wrong! Do you see what I am like now and what I have done to survive? Relying on others for survival is like a parasite. Unicorn blood can sustain my life, but it can't help me rebuild my body, but there is something that can.

That little thing is magical enough to be in your pocket! Get him! Don't be stupid anymore, you can join me, live well, don't seek death!

Harry: Never!

Harry: Don’t even think about it!

Voldemort: Bravery, your parents had it too. Tell me Harry would you like to see your mother and father again? Together we can bring them back. All I ask is for something in return. That's it Harry . There is no good and evil, there is only power and those too weak to seek it. Together we'll do extraordinary things. Just give me the Stone!

Voldemort: Very brave, so are your parents. . Tell me, Harry, do you want to see your father and mother again? We can bring them back together. You just have to do something to repay me! That's right! Harry, there is no good or bad in the world, only those in power and the weak and incompetent. We can accomplish great things, just give me the stone first!

Harry: You liar!

Harry: You lie!

Voldemort: Kill him!

Quirrell: What is this magic?

Voldemort: Fool get the Stone!

Voldemort: Go quickly, go get the stone!