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A couple surnamed Huang gave birth to three daughters, all of whom reached marriageable age in a blink of an eye. All three daughters are virgins because of strict family education.

Mr. and Mrs. Huang found husbands for their three daughters respectively. Seeing that the wedding day is coming, they can't help worrying. After a lively wedding, three daughters and their husbands are going to leave home for their honeymoon. Mr. and Mrs. Huang are very concerned about the success of their daughters' first night, so they privately said to their three daughters: Your father and I are very concerned about your wedding night and want to know if you are happy. In order not to make your husband suspect, you should use it.

A week passed and Mr. and Mrs. Huang received the first letter. When they opened it, they saw that it was written by their eldest daughter. Only four words were written on the letter: "Yaran Simmons mattress". Without saying anything, they picked up the newspaper at hand and looked for the advertisement of Jalam Simmons. Teacher Huang said: Yes, the topic is huge, strong and gentle. Now the old man and his wife are extremely happy.

Seven days later, the second daughter wrote a letter, which simply read: Nestle Coffee. This time, Mr. Huang quickly found the advertisement page of Nestle Coffee, and he read out its main title loudly: "Happy to the last drop". Husband and wife embrace each other, as in heaven.

Seeing that seven days have passed, until a month has passed, I still haven't received a letter from my third daughter. The couple began to worry, and a letter from my third daughter finally arrived two months later. It says it's a handwritten letter, and it's not very clear. Mr. Huang spent some time explaining it. It turned out that his daughter wrote "Cathay Pacific". Without a coat, Mr Huang Ran went to the nearest newsstand and bought a newspaper. When he got home, he quickly leafed through the newspaper with trembling hands, looking for an advertisement for Cathay Pacific Airlines. I found it. Mr. Huang grabbed the newspaper and read it loudly. Before Mr. Huang finished reading, Mrs. Huang had "bumped" into the sofa and sat down.

The headline in the newspaper advertisement is: three shifts a day, seven days a week, no weekends.