Jokes suitable for sharing at the morning meeting

1, a group of cannibals circled over the suburbs. Debate about going to the city to eat city people or going to the countryside to eat country people. Finally, Toulong decided to go to the countryside on the grounds that the smell (cosmetics) of city people is too strong, and the animals in captivity are not as delicious as those in free range. A ship sank, and a pair of great white sharks found many people struggling in the sea. Father shark said, "We have swam around them several times now, and only one fin is exposed for them to see." After they swam several times like this, father shark said, "Let's swim around them a few more times. Now show them all our fins. " After they swam a few laps, father shark finally said, "Now let's set out and eat them all." After eating, the shark son asked, "Dad, why didn't we eat them from the beginning?" I have to swim around them. "The father shark replied," Don't you find that it tastes much better after scaring their shit out? "3, persistent rabbit One day a rabbit jumped into the store: Boss, do you sell carrots? Boss: No! The next day, the rabbit jumped in and asked, Boss, do you sell carrots? Boss: No! On the third day, the rabbit jumped in and asked, Boss, do you sell carrots? Boss: No! If you come in and ask me again, I'll cut off your ear! The fourth day, the rabbit jumped in and asked, Boss, do you sell scissors? Boss: No! Rabbit: Do you sell carrots?