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The fable of the shield in the spear
There was a man in Chu who sold both shields and spears in the market. In order to attract customers and sell his goods as soon as possible, he did not hesitate to exaggerate and exaggerate loudly.
First, he raised the shield in his hand and boasted to passers-by: "Ladies and gentlemen, please look at this shield in my hand. It is a good shield forged with good materials at one time, with a particularly strong texture. No sharp spear can penetrate! " These words made people gather around and watch carefully.
Then, the Chu people picked up the spear against the wall and boasted more brazenly: "Heroes, please look at this spear in my hand again. It's a good spear hammered out, with a particularly sharp point. No matter how strong your shield is, it will be pierced by my spear! " As soon as this big talk came out, everyone who listened was dumbfounded.
After a while, I saw a man stand out from the crowd, pointing to the Chu people and asking, "You just said that your shield is so strong that no spear can pierce it;" Your spear is so sharp that no shield can resist it. Then ask: What if I poke your shield with your spear? "The Truman was speechless, so he blushed. He quickly packed up his spear and shield and fled the market despondently.
The fable of self-spear shield 2 mortals:' Spring silkworms should be compiled until they die', which means selfless dedication, and' self-denial' means suicide. Why are there two different versions of the same thing?
Saint: There is only one circle in the world. It's round no matter how you look at it. Besides, everything is multifaceted. As the saying goes, if you look at a ridge horizontally and a peak horizontally, you will find different shapes at different time and space points.
Mortal: Is Silkworm Selfless Dedication or Self-denial?
Saint: Spring silkworms spin cocoons, not for human beings, nor for self-restraint, but for themselves to fly high and become a butterfly.
Mortal: But I can't say that grapes are sour and sweet at the same time.
Saint: If you believe in Sakyamuni, you shouldn't believe in Jesus. People should have their own position. A position is like a direction sign, you don't know where to go until you have a direction sign.
Mortal: Should I believe in Sakyamuni or Jesus?
Saint: Whether you believe in Gamoni or Jesus, you can go to heaven.
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