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A joke of hearts

Pulse polygraph props: a deck of playing cards. Preparation: No need. Performance: 1. Take out the playing cards and let the audience shuffle the cards. 2. After getting the card back, your hands naturally stand up, face yourself and put it on the table. At this time, you should secretly remember this deck (suppose it is diamond 3). This card is called "key card" in technical terms, and you must never forget it. 3. Spread the cards on the table, and let the opponent choose any card (suppose it is 6 of spades). 4. Close the cards and let the audience put the cards he chose on the top of the whole deck. 5. Let the audience cut the card once (that is, get the card, divide the card in half, and then put the lower part in the upper part). After this action, the "key card" will be next to the card selected by the audience. 6. Next, please cut the cards at will as many times as you want (but you must not shuffle the cards, you can only cut them according to the above method). 7. Open the card again, and first find the "key card" you remember (box 3). The card to the right must be the card chosen by the audience (Spades 6). Key tip: 1. If the card drawn by the audience happens to be the card (key card), then the following steps can be omitted, because you already know what card it is. No matter how many times you cut the cards, it is obvious that the key cards and the cards chosen by the audience will not be separated. If you just cut between these two cards, these two cards will be in the initial state of one up and one down, but this probability is very low. To remember the method, you can only use the method of "cutting" and never use the method of "washing". 3. Measure the pulse time to find the card. The longer it takes, the more dramatic it becomes. Never find the audience's card at once, although you already know which one it is. Separate straws "props" Two straws "prepare" without "performing". Wrap the straws as follows: For the convenience of explanation, two straws with different colors are used here. It doesn't matter if the straws are different in color in actual performance. 1. Put the red straw on the yellow straw. The red straw is vertical and the yellow straw is horizontal. The red straw and the yellow straw should be kept longer. 2. Turn the upper part of the red straw forward back to its original position and press it with your fingers. 3. Turn the right part of the yellow straw forward and return to its original position (please note that many people here make mistakes, that is, turn forward, not backward). 4. After returning to the original position, continue to turn forward for half a turn, and hold both ends of the yellow straw with your left hand. Pinch the two ends of the red straw together with your right hand. Pull your hand around, and the two straws will be separated. Important: 1. The "magic action" made after the two straws are separated is very important (such as blowing a breath, etc.). If you don't do it, it looks like a puzzle game at all, and the effect is much worse. Please remember. Take out a piece of A4 white paper already prepared, fold it in half repeatedly, and tear it into six identical pieces of paper. Pick one to sign for the audience. Then let the audience mix the signed paper with five other pieces of paper on the table, and finally successfully pick out the signed paper. Secret: when folding paper, only one piece of paper has tear marks on all sides. This one is signed by the audience. Finally, signatures can be distinguished by tear marks. Fate "props" a stack of business cards, each as different as possible, about 25~50. 1 own business card. Prepare 1. Turn all the business cards back, and then put your business card in the position of 10, that is to say, there are 9 other business cards on your business card. Tie this stack of business cards with a rubber band and you can perform at any time. Display 1. Show the prepared business cards to the audience. All business cards are different (be careful not to confuse the order). 2. Return all business cards to the other party and ask the other party to name a number between 10 and 20. It doesn't matter how much he says. Let him send the business cards to the table one by one according to the numbers he said. The rest of the business cards are unnecessary and can be put aside. 4. Ask the other person to pick up the business card just issued on the desk. Add up the ten digits and the single digits of the number just mentioned, and according to this number, send the business cards to the table one by one. Count this business card, it must be yours. Key tip: 1. This is a very effective magic. I used it to fool many professional magicians, mainly using clever mathematical principles. 2. If the audience says 10 at the beginning, send it directly to 10. Here is your business card. This is the best result. 3. If the other person says 20, you must answer: "Sorry, I mean 10 to 20, so it does not include 10 and 20." Because there is no way to succeed with the number of 20, remember to remember. 4. You can also perform with playing cards, as long as you write down the name of 10 card on the paper now. Fold it and put it aside, then let the audience choose the card according to the above method, and finally open the note to show that the prediction is correct. Mysteriously hypnotize a deck of cards, a piece of paper and a pen. Take out two stacks from the whole deck of poker and put them on the table, one of which is 4 threes and the other is 3 cards at will; Turn around and let the other person choose a stack; Then you write on the paper: You will choose the stack of "3". Secret: If the opponent chooses 4 stacks of 3 cards, the values are the same; If she chooses three other cards at random, the number of cards she matches. Haha, it's all "3" folds. A toothpick pierces a coke can, a coke can, a toothpick and a paper towel. Before the performance, secretly put the paper towels rolled into small balls into coke and hide them in your right hand. Toothpick in right hand, coke in left hand. Don't let the other person find the little paper ball in his hand. Put the tip of the toothpick against the side of the coke can and push it forward quickly with your right hand. The toothpick went into the right hand, but it looked like it had pierced the coke can. Hold the paper towel ball in your hand and squeeze out the coke. Tip: the paper towel ball should absorb enough coke so that the coke can can be pierced. There happened to be a piece of paper and a pencil on the desk. The performer went to the table, turned out his clothes pocket for the audience to see, proved that there was nothing in the pocket, and then turned it back. The performer picked up a pencil and wrote a number on the paper (not to be seen by the audience). After writing, he put the note in his pocket. The performer said to the audience, "You can say a number now. I have predicted this figure, which was written on the note just now. Ok, now just think of a number and say it. " After the audience quoted a number, the performer took out a note from his pocket and showed the audience the number written on it. It's really a number quoted by the audience. What's going on here? Can performers really predict? Specific operation: The performer puts a pencil lead about 1cm in the corner of the table in advance (because it is small, the audience will not find it). Of course, you can also hide pencil lead in other places as you like. When the performer picks up a pencil and writes numbers on the paper, he should pretend to be writing, but nothing was written at that time. After writing the note, put it in your pocket. When the audience reported the numbers, the performer secretly picked up the pencil lead on the table. Then put your hand into your pocket and use pencil lead to quickly write down the number quoted by the audience on the note (for the convenience of writing, when asking the audience to quote numbers, you can limit the number quoted to between 0 and 9). At this time, the performer takes out a piece of paper for the audience to see (when the audience sees the paper, the performer can throw away pencil lead), and the audience will feel very incredible. Good performance, this is a very wonderful little magic! Novice simple poker magic to find a card with better toughness, let the audience shuffle at will. Then use double left (take two cards to make others look like one) to let the audience remember this card (for example, A), then bend this card into a bridge shape and put it on top of the card, and then put the first card (for example, 2). Insert a card in the middle to make the audience mistakenly think that they have inserted a bent card (as long as they don't press hard, they can jack up the card above). Of course, this is to hold A with your accustomed fingers so as not to let the audience know that he is bent. Then you can sprinkle magic powder or recite a spell at will, and then release the finger holding A, giving people a feeling that the bent card floats by itself. Hold down 2 carefully. Dan Vernon, a professor of close-range magic in the history of magic, often uses this magic effect. In order to prove that there is no secret in shuffling, the magician and the girl exchanged cards. The magician asked the girl to imagine and guess what cards the magician liked. Choose which card, and then decide what card to choose. After a while, each of them chose a card from a stack and put it on the top, then shuffled the cards. At this time, the magician and the girl exchanged cards again. They found the card they just chose from a pile of cards and threw it on the performance table. Then, both of them opened their chosen cards for public display, and everyone saw that their cards were all hearts 10. This program doesn't need special preparation, and it can be carried out anytime and anywhere. It is best to use two decks of cards with different colors on the back. Let's assume that the back of one deck is red and the other deck is blue. Method: Look at your own cards after shuffling and remember this card, because it is a key indicator. Suppose the card you see is "Box 8", don't be found by girls. Then exchange cards, then your card is hers and hers is yours. Let her open the cards in her hand like you, and pick any "favorite card" from them so that the other party can't see it. For the sake of explanation, we put an X on the back of the card chosen by the audience. ) Simple Poker Magic Phenomenon: The magician holds a deck of playing cards and puts a spade A and a Zhang Meihua A on the table. The magician began to deal cards neatly to stop the audience. When the audience stops, the magician puts the ace of spades on the top of the dealt pile of cards, and then neatly puts the dealt pile of cards on the bottom of his hand. Organize the cards. When the cards were dealt again, the audience stopped again. The magician put the ace of clubs on top of the dealt cards, and then closed them neatly. Put the closed card at the lower end of the card in your hand. The magician put the cards on the table. As soon as he unfolded the cards, he took out the top cards of spades and spades and put them on the side of the table. Then take out the top picture of club A and club A, open two cards, and there are four aces on the table. Surprise the audience. Interpretation: Just put a heart-shaped A at the top of the card in advance, and then put a square A at the bottom of the card before magic. Just follow the above steps. Prepare to collect four kings: first, choose four kings from the whole deck of poker, then choose two other cards and insert them after the second K. (Note: The six cards must be neat, so that the audience can't find the other two cards among the four "K". ) Magic Steps: 1) Spread this stack of "K" into a fan to show the audience (hide two miscellaneous cards behind the third K), and then put these four cards (actually six cards) face down on the whole deck. 2) Tell the audience that these four "kings" are very good friends and they will never be separated. 3) Put the top card "K" at the bottom of the whole deck, and you can show this card to the audience. 4) Insert the next top card (not "K") in the middle. 5) Repeat step 4. 6) Now leave the fourth picture at the top. You can open it and show the audience that it is a "K". 7) While cutting the card from the middle and putting the lower part on it, you can explain to the audience: "The four heavenly kings are good friends, so even if they are separated, they will come back together soon." 8) Open the whole deck in a fan shape and show the audience that the four "K's" are magically gathered together. Pure skill card recognition method is to use a deck of ordinary playing cards, let the audience randomly wash them, and let him choose a card from them and give it to the magician. At this time, the magician put his right thumb down and the other four fingers on it, so that the card stands upright and turns his back on himself. Pay attention to the position of his hand under his chest, and arch the card inward with his fingers. At this time, you can just see the number and color of the card corner. Be careful to move naturally and quickly, and the card should not be bent too much. As long as the card is in the low position and just can see the point, this method should be performed well. Thank you, top one! ! Poker performance: (1) The performer takes a deck of playing cards and unfolds the back of the cards to show that there are no secrets. (2) Then shuffle the cards several times, invite an audience to take the stage, and he will shuffle the cards several times. The performer puts out his hands, palms up, and asks the audience to divide the cards into two piles, with their backs facing up, and put them on the performer's left palm and right palm respectively. (3) The performer said to the audience on the stage: "Choose one card from the two piles, take this pile of cards, and record the top card, what card is it, what card color, and show it to the audience, but don't let the performer know. Then put the cards you have seen back on the top. " (4) The performer stacks a pile of cards on the pile of cards selected by the audience and says, "Where is the card you have seen in the whole card?" The audience said, "I don't know." The performer said, "If you do it my way, you will know where it is." 5] Then let the audience face the stage and move the cards to the back. The first step is to move the top card below the card. The second step is to turn the top card over and insert it into the middle of the whole card at will. After these two steps are completed, take the whole card to the front. [6] The performer said, "You unfold the card, face up, and find the card you just turned. The card below it is the card you clearly remember. " The same is true of the audience, who read the cards clearly and showed them to the audience. Once, why did a card that was turned over by the audience, when inserted in the back, just inserted on the card that was clearly remembered? It's really mysterious I have one. Do you want to learn? Let people get the card, but you don't look. Then put it in the fourth from the bottom (you can show it to people, but don't say which one), then take it from the first from the bottom, let everyone answer (no), and put it face down on the table. The penultimate picture, answer (no), put it face down on the table. The third (no), push the third back with your thumb and pull out the fourth! Then show everyone three cards! Here comes the card! Note: Face down when drawing cards! The effect of climbing 8 and 9 at the meeting: the magician takes an 8 and 9 in each hand and inserts them into the pile of cards respectively. When the magician strokes, the two cards will meet at the top of the card. It's incredible. Change: Put the 8 and 9 of spades on top of the cards first, and then show them to the public (don't show them for too long). Then insert these eight spades and nine spades into any position in the card, draw the card by hand, and then take out these eight spades and nine spades, that's all.