Funny words and cold jokes

Xinsimaguang

While Sima Guang was playing with his friends, a child accidentally fell into the water tank. Everyone was in a panic. Only Sima Guang calmly observed the water level in the tank. In a flash, Sima Guang grabbed a child and threw it into the jar. After throwing one, he threw the second, third and fourth. Finally, all the children were thrown into the water tank, and the water level rose. The witty Sima Guang drank the water in the tank.

If the sting is not love.

The little bee stung the little butterfly. The little butterfly cried and asked, Why did you stab me? The little bee said, because I love you. ? The little butterfly is angry: what kind of love is it to sting me? Looking at the bulging back of the little butterfly, the little bee muttered sadly: if stinging people is not love, then I have nothing to look forward to. ?

Evil dagger

In the bar, Wang Chao had an argument with someone, and the other person said? Why don't you call me a nerd anymore? Do you know how to write the word "death"? ?

There is a conspiracy.

Once upon a time, two people fell in love for three years. They agreed to practice riding on the mountain. The man rode his horse to the edge of the cliff, turned to his beloved woman and said, I want to ask you one last question, can you marry me or not? If you don't marry me, I will jump off this cliff. ? The woman was moved and shouted at the man? Get married! ? The man died at the age of 28.

Xiaoming is here again.

Xiaoming saw a man stealing a lady's bag on the bus. A brainwave said, mom, you lost your bag. This uncle picked it up for you. The thief smiled awkwardly and gave it back to her. When getting off the bus, the lady pulled Xiao Ming off the bus. Xiao Ming said anxiously that she is not my mother. The passengers all laughed and said that the child was naughty again. As a result, Xiao Ming was sold to other places to dig coal.

Scared to death.

? Why are you so fat? You're scared. ? What does this have to do with weight? Because I'm afraid. ?

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