Diaosi exclusive, the most fashionable and funny, a word about personality.

1, I'm still lamenting the small waist in those days. Look at it now. I hate it in my spare time.

2. Do you find those people who don't like you particularly ugly?

I have the ability to pick up girls, but unfortunately I am a girl.

I am not afraid of Singles Day. I'm afraid the person I like is just Singles Day.

If the world turns me into a prostitute, then I will turn the world into a brothel!

6. I passed by countless times, and my clothes were scratched without sparks!

7. Gao Fushuai, do you still remember the diaosi by Daming Lake that summer?

8. I don't swear, because I have strong hands-on ability.

9, life is alive, live, and the rest are floating clouds.

10, you are my Youlemei, but the trash can is your destination.

1 1, you haven't been lovelorn once, and you don't even know how cheap you are!

Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.

13, if having money is also a mistake, then I'd rather make the same mistake again.

14, my ideal is simple: have the body of Monkey Brother and live the life of Bajie!

15, drinking water is uncomfortable. If you are uncomfortable, you will have a stomachache. If you have a stomachache, you will drink water.

16, look at the middle of the nose, look at the face with neat bangs, look at the temperament with oblique bangs, and look at the five senses without bangs. I am suitable for facial mask.

17, every time I wake up in the morning, I know I have to go to bed early at night.

18, I used to have schizophrenia, and now we have all recovered!

19, I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I ate it into a meatball in one bite.

20. which is more pitiful, no money to spend or no one to want? Of course, there is nothing to eat!

2 1, travel is from one's own boring place to another's boring place.

22. Growing up, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to study.

23. Everyone praised me for being virtuous and idle.

24. Happiness died. He married loneliness as a companion, and then he had a child named Memory.

25, handsome is useless! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!

26. When I was a child, my family was poor and I couldn't afford a bicycle. I had to take a taxi to school.

27. Rome was not built in a day, and neither was its belly.

28. Whoever can't answer the exam will fill in Long Live Chairman Mao, and no one dares to cross it.

The most ridiculous thing is that I already know the truth, but you are still lying there.

30, people who pretend are not necessarily black, and people with black bellies will definitely pretend.

3 1. When a person is a stranger in a foreign land, he will think of his relatives every time he spends more money.

32, a small sigh, a big sigh hurts the body, and a strong sigh is gone.

33. Hey, man, tell me something unhappy so that we can have fun, too.

34. Haha ~ That was sexy when we were young, and we didn't even have to wear underwear.

The fortune teller said, you are just a passer-by in my life.

36. I didn't open the firewall for three days and raised a nest of Trojan horses. I think I've become a better person than Marvin.

37, if it is really the end. I still want to say. I want to live another 500 years.

38. After breaking up, when I sacrificed myself, when you died, it was all over.

39. Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.

40. After you left, I cried heartbreakingly. I won't sell this pig.

4 1. Life is like an angry bird. When you fail, there are always several pigs laughing!

42. Now hospitals are staring at patients' pockets. What doctors and parents say is bullshit.

43, hurry up to a heavy snow, let me make a snowman, Snow White.

44. Examination: The difference between an open book and a closed book is that one is copied from the top and the other is copied from the bottom.

45, eyes into the sand, blinking all the time, will it be ground into pearls?

46, time and tide wait for no man, first of all, women are not spared; Opportunity waits for no man. First of all, you can't wait for a man.

47. Only when my dream is impacted will my heart be really touched.

48. Cry: It's not how wronged you are, but how timid you are.

49. Being beautiful is annoying. If I were a boy, I would marry myself.

50. What is money? Something I don't have.

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1, the night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.

Never feel that you are the luckiest person in the world, or God will think that you underestimate his ability.

3. Does the so-called "protein" mean "idiot+idiot+spiritual essence"?

4. Growing up, the only constant is the heart that doesn't like reading.

5, Yuanyang playing in water, all fucking drowned. Fly with me. They're all fucking dead.

6. The strength of science is that you can't understand even if you copy the answer. The advantage of liberal arts is that you don't want to copy after reading the answers.

If you are fine, it will be sunny, but I like cloudy days.

8. I cried when I was a child and laughed and cried when I grew up.

9. I am a good girl, and you don't care, young man. Do you like men?

10, I have a bad memory and forgetfulness. I only remember people who are kind to me.

1 1. Why doesn't Fahai understand love? A: Because Fahai has no "whip"

12, it turns out that loving someone is determined by fate, not by you.

13, the complexion is ruddy and ten thousand people fall. Is it true that girls use Dabao?

14, three elements of success: persistence. Shameless. Insist on shameless

15. Playing the lute to a cow is actually not terrible. The terrible thing is that the cow plays the piano at you.

16, delicious food, I want to be thin, I can't have both, I'll go.

17. There is always a mistress named winter vacation homework when dating Xiansen in winter vacation.

18, some people make people feel distressed seriously, and some people owe people toothache.

19, Shakespeare said, "Don't test my mother, I can't stand the test!"

20. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.

2 1, in a bad mood today. I just want to say four words, including the above two, and I'm done.

22. What you say may not come true, just like a man's promise to a woman.

23. Damn it, why can't homework be "copied" and "pasted" like a computer?

24, you think you will be in my heart for a long time, tell you, you think too much.

Life is like a box of chocolates. I never know how much I can gain weight by eating one more.

26. This morning in spring, I woke up carefree and yawned. I can't sleep at night and I can't wake up during the day.

27. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in one word: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.

28. The bell in class is sweeter than the national anthem, and there are more bells in class than anxiety.

29. I always want to play computer at school, but I can only stare blankly at the computer during holidays.

There are always a few people. The whole class laughed as soon as the teacher told them to get up and answer questions.

3 1, not that I don't want to lose weight, but I'm afraid of rebounding.

32. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

33. I am fat and ugly. If you are fat, you are uglier than me.

34. Live proudly, so be a strong bitch.

You savage, you will never understand my gentleness.

36, looking for a husband's standard, giving face and doing good deeds.

37. If someone scolds you, you can answer him: Are you introducing yourself?

38.a: You treat me like an idiot; B: Ah! So you're not

39. Is beauty useful? Can I swipe my card at the bank?

40, bragging is so fresh and refined, you are really amazing.

4 1, my friend, you are really a natural beauty, it is simply beautiful.

42. You dress cool, but you look terrible.

43. Your love is like a virus, which will be swallowed up by 360 sooner or later.

44, life lies in hey, watermelon lies in shooting.

45. Hold you in your hand, you are a cup. When I give up, you are a piece of glass.

46. My first love was lost to the man who broke my heart, and now my sister has become strong.

47. If you don't know me, shut your mouth for slandering me.

48. Throw away what you can't keep, lest you get upset when you see it.

49. Women should speak on their own merits, and don't shout with that shrew's mouth.

50. Go straight until there is nothing left.

On the exclusive classic personality of diaosi

On the exclusive classic personality of diaosi

1, I want love: either don't start or live forever.

People always fall in love with the old road when they take a new road.

3. There are right and wrong people in right and wrong places, and there are favorite people's things in right and wrong places, but they are not there.

At that time, I downloaded you to my disk, and now I want to delete it, but I am told that "this file cannot be deleted normally".

5, the heart is the biggest liar, others can lie to you for a while, but will lie to you for a lifetime.

Dear, don't let me see what I shouldn't see and hear what I shouldn't listen to, so I will think of what I shouldn't think.

7. Learning to be tolerant is the biggest winner in love.

If the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world.

9. Meet the person you like, do what you want to do, and regard these as the last willfulness in youth.

10, it doesn't matter if I'm here or not, does it?

1 1. The world of Russia and Germany is just your heart.

12, home is a place to talk, not to reason.

13, I may not like you because of your looks, but I dare not like you because of my looks.

14, every time I come, my personality is to add flowers to you, and there is a person I love.

15, my world is just your heart.

16, it's June again, and the graduates miss the days when they have to leave.

17, once held the sweetness of Iraqi hands,

18, good night, these two simple words, who can tell me that I will never land.

19, falling in love with a song is often because of a lyric; Falling in love with a painting is often because of a feeling.

20. There are two things in the world that you can't choose: life and love. There are two things in the world that are inevitable, and love is dead.

2 1, I love you, I love you, can you hear me? Yeah, yeah, it's a joke.

22. One worships the sky and the other worships the ground, whether to get married or go to the grave.

23. Women are generally afraid of men, but they don't like men when they go to bed.

24. When do you hug each other? I'm watching the fun.

25. Is the beginning of life inherently good? That was over a thousand years ago.

There is no doubt that I am the poor man in my dream.

27. If you don't work hard now, you will pick up garbage later.

28. My advantage: I have the courage to admit my mistakes; Disadvantages: resolutely do not change.

29. Every time "Princess Huanzhu" is shown on Mango Taiwan, I know that summer vacation is coming.

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

3 1, some people, when making masks, look much better than real people.

32. Making up notes every day is my motivation to stay up late.

33. In this era, Wukong pursues leopard fashion and sexiness.

The sun is shining in the sky, and flowers smile at me. You can't tell me.

35. One day, Xiao Ming asked his father: Dad, am I a stupid child? Dad replied: silly child, how can you be a silly child?

36. The beginning of love is to make the best preparation for future marriage.

37. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.

38. On the way to pretend to be B, the child became NB SB.

She said to me: You are very lucky. I said to her: you are distressed.

40. I am waiting for you to tell me that you will give me all your love.

A very philosophical and fashionable sentence.

1. When you have 10000% confidence in one thing, it will eventually become a reality.

2. Love is beautiful, but life is always longer than love, and life needs wisdom.

In one's life, there are some unspeakable secrets, irreparable regrets, unrealized dreams and unforgettable love.

When you point your finger at others, please don't forget that your three fingers are pointing at yourself.

When you stop, don't forget that others are still running behind. When you give up, others are only one step away from you.

6. There are no perfect people and love in the world, so you are not pursuing perfect love, but love that suits you.

7. All the time in life will not be wasted. As long as you pass by, you will leave traces and become mature.

8. That's human nature, cool thin. As long as you get something better, you will be willing to give up.

9. Sometimes a woman needs a man, just like an airplane pilot needs a parachute. If he is not here now, then he need not be here in the future.

10, a good relationship is not established at once. It takes time, patience and two people who really want to be together.

1 1, it is meaningless to deliberately change yourself for others, because then you will not be you, and he will not even love the real you, let alone fall in love with you who is different from you.

Sometimes, the hardest decision we make is the best thing we have ever done.

13, two people are happy together, but if they are unhappy, they want to be together, that is love …

14, feelings are sometimes just your own business. It has nothing to do with anyone. Love, or not love, can only end by itself.

15, our big and small wishes are always given up in a short season.

16, if I don't pursue something deliberately, it will always come back.

17, cherish every friendship around you, maybe it will be forgotten, maybe it will be alienated, but never forget.

18, the important sign of maturity is not that you have learned to express, but that you have learned to swallow.

19, we are used to ignoring those who appreciate us, appreciating those who ignore us and hurting those who love us.

20. Love is not finding someone you want to live with, but finding someone you can't live without.

2 1, explanation is always redundant, people who know you don't need it, and people who don't understand you don't need it.

Whether anyone loves us or not, we should try to be a lovely person. Don't blame anyone, don't laugh at anyone, don't envy anyone, run in the sun, dream your own dreams and go your own way.

23. Before everything gets better, we always have to experience some unhappy days, which may be long or just wake up. Sometimes it takes courage to choose happiness. Yidian market network

24. We will think about what we are afraid of, and we will hear what we believe. What scares us is not the outside world, but our hearts.

25. When you are on cloud nine, your friends know who you are; You don't know who your friend is until you fall.

26, gentle, but uncompromising, be quiet, be calm, be strong.

27. Four natures of life: coming is accidental, going is inevitable, do your best and let nature take its course.

28. Lovers are equal. Too much doting and connivance will make love deformed. True love is not resignation, but growth with each other.