Brazil doesn’t take Portugal seriously, does Portugal have a chance of winning?

It is a well-known fact that Brazilians look down on the Portuguese. Some Brazilians compare Brazil's attitude towards Portugal with the US's attitude towards Britain. Although both are former colonies and former sovereign states, most Americans feel that if Britain is not a respectable source of culture, it is at least It is also an amazing country that cannot be despised. Brazilians have completely different feelings towards the Portuguese. They ridiculed the Portuguese's intelligence, character, sexual function, language, culture, and living habits in all aspects. In their eyes, the Portuguese, who had plundered a large amount of Brazil's wealth, could not even be regarded as enemies, but could only be regarded as clowns. Many of my Brazilian friends told me that no matter how serious the Portuguese are, how serious they speak, or how aristocratic European Portuguese they speak, Brazilians can't help but laugh whenever they appear in front of them. They thought that the Portuguese would never understand why they were so ridiculous in the eyes of the Brazilians. When they thought of this, they laughed even harder.

Brazil, like China, is a country with developed folk culture that is rich in all kinds of short jokes. However, according to statistics, about 40% of the jokes in these oral literatures that are popular across the country are It’s about the IQ of the Portuguese. The most widely circulated one is this one:

Joachim (Joachim, followed by Joao and Pedro are the most commonly used names among Portuguese people) saw Joachim reading a book "Logic". "Getting Started", he asked Joao: "Joao, what is logic?" Joachim closed the book and said deeply: "Logic is the knowledge that allows you to think about problems without being laughed at by Brazilians." Joachim said quickly : "I want to learn too!" Joao said: "Okay. Let me ask you, do you like women?" Joachim said: "Yes, I do." Joachim asked: "Then you must want to marry a woman, right? Joachim said: "Of course!" Joachim then asked: "After you get married, do you want a comfortable home and how many children to raise?" Joachim said, "That's right." Joachim continued to ask: "People who have families and children generally want to raise dogs for fun and fun. Do you think so?" Joachim replied: "Yes! I want to raise a dog!" Joachim patted Joachim on the shoulder and said: "You see, this is logic: Anyone who likes women wants to keep dogs." Joachim said: "Oh, logic is so amazing. If you learn it, Brazilians will never laugh at me again." The next day, Joachim also bought a copy of "Introduction to Logic" and sat reading it in a small park. At this time, Pedro happened to come over, and Joachim stopped him: "Hey, Pedro, what do you know? Is it logic?" Pedro said, "I don't know." Joachim said, "Let me tell you. Do you want to have a dog?" Pedro said, "No." Joachim said categorically: "Then you must be gay. That's the logic. With this thing, we won't be afraid of Brazilians laughing at us."