Who can tell me a "joking" joke?

Mom: "honey, mom is busy. Where are the clothes hanging outside?" Don't let anyone steal it. If you need anything, call me. "

Baby: "hmm"

A thief came and said to the child, "How old are you?"

Baby: "5 years old"

Thief: "What's your name?"

Baby: "My name is Xiaohu."

Thief: "Do you know me?"

Baby: "I don't know"

Thief: "Let's play together. My name is Doby. I'm teasing you. You call me, call me. "

Baby: "tease you"

Thief: "Good, great."

The thief took the clothes, and Bao Xiao shouted, "Mom, he took our coats."

Mother: "Who is it?"

Baby: "tease you"

Mother: "Take a good look."

The thief took the pants, and Bao Xiao shouted, "Mom, he took our pants."

Mother: "Who is it?"

Baby: "tease you"

Mother: "This child. I'll hit you later, don't scream. "

The thief took the quilt list, and Bao Xiao shouted, "Mom, he took our quilt list."

Mother: "Who is it?"

Baby: "tease you"

Mother: "This child. If you are dishonest, I will hit you. "

The thief left, and mother came out: "Where are our clothes?"

Baby: "Take it away."

Mother: "Who is it?"

Baby: "tease you"

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Other related jokes:

1, confession

A boy has a crush on a girl for a long time. One day in the self-study class, the boy secretly handed the girl a small note that read, "In fact, I have been paying attention to you for a long time." After a while, the girl sent another note, and the boy opened it anxiously. "Please don't tell the teacher, I promise I won't eat melon seeds again." . . . . . The boy looks stupid.

2. Damage friends and girlfriends

I once quarreled with my boyfriend and cried on the phone. My best friend came to comfort me. Suddenly, he stared at my eyes. A sentence pops up: "What brand of mascara do you use? You didn't cry like this. " I was so angry that I threw away my cell phone and stopped crying.

3. Xiong Haizi

Yesterday, I scolded my son for something, saying that your mother is a pig and you are a pig. But my son said to me: Dad, why are you so bad? You married a pig and gave birth to a pig! You said you were Xiong Haizi. I thought you were looking for a fight.

4. blind date

At the blind date, she and Kan Kan talked about how her ex-boyfriend drove a luxury car and lived in a mansion. She often praises how beautiful she is, and she gets nervous at the sight of her.

He looked at her: "I, I usually look and see beautiful women, and I will be too nervous to speak."

She gave a snow-white smile: "Your way of chatting up is really old-fashioned."

"But, but when you see something that doesn't look good, you will stutter."

The woman's face immediately turned into pig liver color.