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Military Sketch Script Military Sketch (Last Training)

Script text

The last training session

Character introduction:

1. Monitor Sun Tao, Shao Feng, Magnolia and Wang Zhen;

Scene: Stage

With the whistle of "12 1", the monitor ran onto the stage with Mulan Wang Zhen from Shao Feng, Sun Tao.

Monitor: Stop! All, turn right (facing the audience), stand at attention and be at ease! (Sun Tao Shao Feng Magnolia Wang Zhen's movements are very uniform) Comrades, this is our last training. Today, we don't do any training subjects, just recall, recall all our memories! Sun Tao, come out!

Sun Tao: (stepping out of the queue) Tell the monitor that my memory is a brush with tears, and I wet the bed!

Everyone laughed.

Monitor: (serious expression) What are you laughing at! People are floating in rivers and lakes, how can they not pee! Sun Tao, you keep peeing! No, you go on. Why are you wiping your eyes with tears? It's too noisy

Sun Tao: (sighs) It's a long story! That year, I just turned eighteen, deaf and blind, and left home for the first time in my life. My tears are bright, bright!

Monitor: (making a pause gesture) Stop! We are air force, not restaurant dishwashers! Your ambition should be in the blue sky, not in the hotel. What I can't stand most is that your ambition is actually the hotel kitchen! Stop talking about this and talk about your urine!

Sun Tao: I was very tired when I first arrived at school. I am physically and mentally haggard. I want to sleep when I see the bed. I don't care if I wet the bed!

Monitor: Yes! I heard all about you. You are the desperate saburo in training and the bed-wetting king in the dormitory!

Everybody laughs!

Monitor: What are you laughing at? Return to the team! Shao Feng, come out!

Sun Tao is back and Shao Feng is out!

Monitor: Shao Feng, tell me something about your memory!

Shao Feng: My memory is laughter! (Laugh, giggle, laugh, laugh into tears)

Monitor: Shao Feng, are you all right? (Shao Feng keeps laughing) Pay attention! (Shao Feng stands at attention at once) Not stupid! There's nothing wrong with the nerves! How can this kind of performance not be so nerve-friendly?

Shao Feng: I am very excited to report to the monitor!

Monitor: Excited? Your name is Shao, not Shao? How to change your surname! Your father will hit you when he finds out!

A lot of content is omitted in this sketch, about 12 minutes. Applicable to troops and military activities. It is a very funny sketch, mainly about a soldier who is about to graduate and retire, and he is reluctant to part with the players. Through the last training, we can see his high friendship for his comrades-in-arms such as relatives. Turn from the fat egg sketch:: www.pangdan.com Stage Author: Shilin

Dramatic sketches:

Targeted poverty alleviation

Time: contemporary.

Characters:

Fangfang: Female, in her thirties, is a poverty alleviation cadre sent by the county to live in the countryside. She is cheerful, generous and humorous.

Juanjuan: Female, in her twenties, is an agricultural technician, who lives in the rural areas of the county and has a lively and naughty personality.

Xiao Hai: Male, in his thirties, farmer, poor household, funny personality, eager to get rich, single after divorce.

Xiaomei: Female, in her thirties, Xiao Hai's ex-wife, stubborn, not rubbing sand in her eyes.

Xiaofa: Male, in his forties, village head (village director), honest and humorous.

Stage scenery: two tables and three chairs.

Xiao Junfa: Hahahaha ...

Magpies are chirping in the trees,

Cadres go to the countryside to go to farmhouse music,

Identify the target of poverty alleviation,

Xiao Fa, my heart is full of joy and joy-

(White) I'm the village chief, Xiaofa. Ask me why I am so happy as soon as I get on stage. Just because two county cadres came to our village to help the poor accurately and let the villagers make money, there is hope for poverty alleviation this time. Can I be unhappy? Welcome the poverty alleviation cadres in the county to help the poor in our village!

Fangfang and Juanjuan held signs to face the audience, danced vigorous steps with cheerful music, set up signs and wrote "Precision Poverty Alleviation Studio".

Xiaofa Hahahaha ... Welcome, welcome cadres from the county to help the poor in our village!

Shake hands with Fangfang and Juanjuan.

Fangfang: And you are? ...

Xiaofa: I'm Xiaofa, the village chief. Although I have no hair on my head, it's not a haircut, it's a small hair. I hope you will take our village as your home and help our poor households make money. ...

Fangfang: Hey, Xiao Changcun, you are so funny. You only say one thing at a time. My name is Fangfang. I am a poverty alleviation cadre in Wangcun County. Please call me Xiao Fang.

Xiao Fa: Oh, Xiao Fang, this really has something to do with us country people.

Fangfang: Huh? What's the matter?

Xiaofa: Isn't there such a song?

(Singing) There is a girl in the village named Xiao Fang, who is good-looking and kind. ...

Fangfang: Hahahaha ... I am a small party to help the poor.

Fa: It's all the same. There is one thing. ...

Juanjuan: My name is Juanjuan. I am a technical cadre from Wangcun County. Please call me Xiao Juan.

Xiaofa: Oh, Juanjuan technician, welcome ... Wow, that's very thoughtful of you, and you brought a brand ... Oh, good, good: "Precision Poverty Alleviation Studio!"

Fangfang and Juanjuan: Yes, we just want to set up a precision poverty alleviation studio in your village to implement poverty alleviation work!

Xiaofa: Oh, how to implement it?

Fangfang (singing):

There are so many kinds of help.

There are three short explanations.

Juanjuan (singing):

Policy, finance and technology,

Implement it from village to farmer!

Fangfang and Juanjuan: Yes, from the countryside to the farmers!

Xiaofa: Great, great! Applause policy, funds and technology are all lacking in our village! But do you know who is the poorest and most in need of help in our village?

Fangfang: We will go door to door later. ...

Juanjuan: Yes, the most important thing is to make a thorough investigation of poverty alleviation.

Fa: OK, I'll show you the way!

Fangfang: Let's get ready.

Three people buried themselves in preparing materials, in a small sea, drinking a bottle of wine while walking.

Xiaohai (singing): Sorrow, walking around the village head street,

Sadness turned white, sadness drank a lot of wine,

The more you drink, the more you worry. The more you worry, the more you drink.

Wine relieves sorrow, sorrow is more sorrow, sorrow is more sorrow …

Xiao Hai (Bai): Hi ... What? Why do you worry me? Hey, hey ... I owe a lot of foreign debts just because my business failed a few years ago. My wife dumped me as soon as she got angry. I was young and became a bachelor. Look how pathetic I am. I dream of turning over and getting rich. However, this dream is a dream after all. When will it be realized?

(suddenly seeing something): Ouch … strange, strange … really strange? When did this recreation room get such a card? Precision poverty alleviation studio? Also accurate poverty alleviation? Ha ha laugh ... ha ha ha ha ... this time I met the precision poverty alleviation studio, it's probably almost the same. I want my luck to turn and my dream come true? Why not go in and try your luck?