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Jewish Classic Quotations
1. A glass of clear water becomes turbid due to the presence of a drop of sewage, but a glass of sewage will not become clear due to the presence of a drop of clear water.
2. There are three things in this world that others cannot take away: first, the food eaten in the stomach, second, the dream hidden in the heart, and third, the book read into the brain.
3. Horses are prone to stumble on soft soil, and people are prone to fall when being spoken to sweetly.
4. There is no distinction between tragedy and comedy in the world. If you can get out of tragedy, it is comedy. If you indulge in comedy, then it is tragedy.
5. If you don’t study, you will be just a postman even if you travel thousands of miles.
6. Don’t be upset when your neighbor plays the piano at two o’clock in the night. Wake him up at four o’clock and tell him that you appreciate his playing.
7. If you just wait, all that will happen is that you get older.
8. A true friend is not someone who has endless things to talk about together, but someone who doesn’t feel awkward even if they don’t say a word.
9. Time is a master of healing trauma, but it is by no means a master of solving problems.
10. It is better to regret if you have done something than to regret if you miss something!
11. Speaking is not as good as being there, and hearing is not as good as seeing.
12. If you can’t become a businessman selling shoes, don’t even think about becoming a scholar.
13. Those who admit that gold is a tool for making profits will eventually successfully control gold.
14. Which one is better, a fast horse or a slow horse? The answer is it all depends on whether you are going in the right direction.
15. If you don’t know how to laugh, don’t open a store.
16. Tears are to the soul what soap is to the body.
17. Time is a master of healing trauma, but it is by no means a master of solving problems.
18. If you just wait, all that will happen is that you get older.
19. Wealth is within one yard.
20. When people think, God laughs.
21. Those who are good at using gold will own gold more firmly.
22. It is better to regret if you have done something than to regret if you miss something. Happiness is at your side.
23. A true friend is not someone who has endless things to talk about together, but someone who doesn’t feel awkward even if they don’t say a word.
24. A stopped watch is better than a fast or slow watch - because it will time on time at least twice a day!
25. There are three things in life that can hurt people: distress, quarrels and empty wallets.
26. Don’t be upset when your neighbor plays the piano at two o’clock in the night. Wake him up at four o’clock and tell him that you appreciate his playing.
27. Hit the pot with rocks? The unlucky one was the clay pot. Clay pot smashed with rocks? The unlucky one is the clay pot.
28. When the father helped his son, both of them laughed; when the son helped his father, both of them cried.
29. Sweat and harvest are loyal partners, and diligence and knowledge are the most beautiful couple.
30. Being born into the world is the most cost-effective thing, and we don’t spend any money on it.
31. At the time of judgment, man will be responsible for every blessing he refuses to enjoy.
32. Making money depends on courage, and saving money depends on wisdom.
33. Not everyone is satisfied with their appearance, but everyone is quite proud of their soul.
34. When people think, God laughs.
35. Money is a mirror that peeks into personality.
36. Treat every day as the first day of life, and treat every day as the last day of life.
37. A person who doesn’t want to cross a small river naturally doesn’t want to cross an ocean.
38. Don’t try to fill a sandbag full of holes.
39. There is always a lot of truth in a joke.
30. God cannot be everywhere, so he created mother.
41. Success and failure are caused by habits.
42. A fool and his money part ways quickly.
43. Mother’s sweetness and loving voice make the family feel like heaven.
44. It is better to spend a day thinking carefully than to spend a week working in vain.
45. Everyone should listen carefully to what they yearn for, and then use all their strength to pursue this yearning.
46. If God lived on earth, people would smash his windows.
47. Only fools will continue to make mistakes. Smart people learn from the mistakes made by fools.
48. Saving one person means saving the entire world.
49. A fool throws a stone into a pond, and ten smart people can’t retrieve it!
50. The only thing you can get for nothing is poverty.
51. If you stop learning, you will forget what you have learned for twenty years within two years.
52. There is no distinction between tragedy and comedy in the world. If you can escape from tragedy, it is a comedy. If you indulge in comedy, then it is a tragedy.
53. If you want your dreams to come true, sleep less and pay more attention.
54. A glass of clear water will become turbid due to a drop of sewage, but a glass of sewage will not become clear due to the presence of a drop of clear water.
55. Everyone should listen carefully to what they yearn for, and then use all their strength to pursue this yearning.
56. Horses are prone to stumble on soft soil, and people are prone to fall when they are sweet-talked.
57. The crowd is always happy. It's just that sometimes this group of people is happy, and sometimes another group of people is happy.
58. There are three things in this world that others cannot take away: first, the food eaten in the stomach, second, the dream hidden in the heart, and third, the book read into the brain.
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